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Humor (Bloggers & Personal)

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  • Seriously, Some Times It’s You

    04/14/2017 5:26:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 24 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-14-17 | MOTUS
    I recall once having lunch with a female colleague who was complaining vociferously for the millionth time about not advancing fast enough in the corporation. Her boss was a misogynist, he was always giving the best projects to the men in her department – who only had engineering degrees while she held both an engineering degree and a law degree – both from the University of Michigan! Bunch of chauvinist pigs (that term was still popular in the early 80’s). As I mentioned, this was about the millionth lunch hour I’d spent listening to her whine about how much more...
  • After Watching Her Interview - The Girl Who Police Body Slammed Deserved It IMHO

    04/13/2017 5:35:36 PM PDT · by bogusname · 123 replies
    Salt YT ^ | 4/13/2017 | Salt
    Michaella Surat, 22, said she was left 'humiliated' when Fort Collins police officers violently threw her to the ground outside Bondi Beach Bar on April 6. 'All the bones were shattered in my face. I was just so humiliated because people were watching me.
  • “Chick-fil-A” – That Sounds Rather Misogynist

    04/13/2017 7:24:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-13-17 | MOTUS
    The past 7 days have been rather eventful: Susan Rice was unmasked as the unmasker in the Obama administration’s surveillance of the Trump team The U.S. initiated a bombing run on Syria in retaliation for their use of chemical weapons Evidence that the Obama administration was spying on the Trump team emerged Neil Gorsuch was confirmed and sworn in as a Justice of the Supreme Court North Korea has been rattling their sabers again, threatening to start WWIII, leading Trump to lean on  Chinese President Xi to control the little Nuclear Gnat. And yet what are students at Pittsburgh’s Duquesne...
  • And That’s The Way It Is.

    04/12/2017 7:23:22 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-12-17 | MOTUS
    The parameters of politically incorrect language keep expanding: now simply accusing somebody of being worse than Hitler is WORSE THAN HITLER!Of course that only applies to Republican spokesmen (microaggression!) for the Republican (trigger warning!) President, Donald J. Trump. In normal situations using sarin gas on your own people would be the major transgression, but in the post-Obama world of Ted Baxter news reporting it’s the reporting on the use of sarin gas that comes under attack. I don’t know about you but I couldn’t help but think “Ted Baxter”  when I hear the gravitas with which Scott Pelley pronounced the...
  • EXCLUSIVE VIDEO OF UNITED AIRLINES ABUSE OF PASSENGER

    04/11/2017 5:36:21 PM PDT · by Jeff Chandler · 15 replies
  • Vortex Hornady Bullet Cam

    04/11/2017 11:36:54 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 26 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 4/11/2017 | C Bailey
    Imagine being able to see your bullet hitting the target as it hits its target. Vortex and Hornady released a video of a new "bullet-cam" and it had many talking, whether they believed it or not. Some new technology that would hypothetically change the hunting and filming game forever from Vortex and Hornady took the outdoor world by storm recently. News like this would change the industry…if only it were true, lol. An epic April Fool's prank cooked up an incredibly cool product, outstanding visuals and dialogue, and some great acting from employees. Vortex and Hornady released the video that...
  • An Inconvenient Truth About the First Peoples

    04/11/2017 7:19:23 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 13 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-11-17 | MOTUS
    Did you see this? Scientists say an ancient settlement discovered in Western Canada predates the pyramids.Triquet Island on B.C.’s Central Coast An ancient village believed to be one of the oldest human settlements ever found in North America has been discovered during an excavation on a remote island in British Columbia.  The village, which is estimated to be 14,000 years old, has been found on a rocky spit on Triquet Island, about 500 kilometres northwest of Victoria, Canada.  It is estimated the village is older than Egypt’s pyramids.  And according the CBC the find supports the oral history of the...
  • Humor the Antidepressant: Scent or stench

    04/10/2017 8:30:21 AM PDT · by SandRat · 12 replies
    Sierra Vista Herald ^ | Elizabeth Cowan
    It is invisible. It goes around corners and fills entire floors. There is no escaping the scent bomb. “Help! My nose hairs are under attack.” This could be the universal cry of those whose co-workers bathe in cologne several times a day; are forced to ride elevators or attend prolonged meetings in enclosed places. Imagine the horror of an elevator ride in the 200-story Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Aside from getting an altitude induced nosebleed, your stomach may be roiling from the blend of overpowering smells. Do you think your sense of smell is safer by walking the stairs rather...
  • Get Up Stand Up: Stand Up For Your Rights

    04/10/2017 7:34:15 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-10-17 | MOTUS
    Campus protest in the 60’s has somehow morphed into “Shut It Down!” chantsThis is deeply disturbing: yet another campus incident of censorship, A throng of angry protesters converged at Claremont McKenna College on Thursday and effectively shut down a pro-police speech as they surrounded the building, forcing the speaker to give the talk via livestream to a near-empty room as they yelled “F*ck the police” and “Black Lives Matter” and banged on windows. – The College Fix This time the target was Heather MacDonald a Manhattan Institute scholar and author of the 2016 book The War on Cops. Some of...
  • Like a Necktie For Your Butt

    04/09/2017 8:14:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 47 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-17 | MOTUS
    In case you live in a cave and are unaware: butts are the new boobs. Every young woman wants big ones in the 21st century. Some want them bad enough to have augmentations.There’s just no explaining some people’s taste and delusions. On an objective basis (i.e. da Vinci’s golden ratio) disproportionately large butts are not attractive.But(t) like so many issues, many of them far more important that the size of boobs and butts, pop culture has dictated what people accept as objective reality. Hence young women have been brainwashed into believing they need to haul around a big booty in...
  • Enjoy Your Morning Oatmeal

    04/08/2017 7:53:04 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 6 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-8-17 | MOTUS
    How did I manage to miss National Beer Day? Alas it was yesterday, so it’s too late to have a beer for breakfast.Yes, that’s exactly what it looks like: A baby. For awhile it looked like they would have to replace their 12 year old label because the Michigan Liquor Control Commission  suddenly realized that it violated one of their zillion administrative rules that states "an advertisement or label affixed to a container, covering, carton, or case of containers of alcoholic liquor shall not depict or make reference in any manner to minors."The Commission apparently relented after Founders apologized for...
  • It’s a Thin Red, White and Blue Line Out There

    04/07/2017 7:34:09 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-7-17 | MOTUS
    Tomahawk missiles. Strategic response to exigent circumstances. Targeted. Precise. Proportional. Oh yeah baby – we’ve still got it!I don’t mean to make light of a missile attack on foreign air bases in response to a horrific chemical weapon attack. And  I don’t suppose we’ll ever know with complete certainty who launched such savagery on the Syrian people, but I do know one thing: our air strike demonstrates with certainty that the U.S. is quite willing and able to unilaterally assume the role of the world’s  policeman.  You may not like that, but remember that  it was Obama who dealt this...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.7.2017

    04/07/2017 5:08:58 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 4.7.2017 | David Blackmon
    - See that red line? It means something now.: President Trump’s decision to bomb a Syrian airfield where chemical weapons were allegedly being manufactured with 59 Tomahawk missiles late Thursday sends a message to the Syrian government, the Iranians, the Russians and even the goofy little fat guy over in North Korea the days of bold talk and no action from the United States government ended on January 20. The ‘red line’ which Barack Obama fecklessly failed to enforce for half a decade was crossed yet again on Monday, and this President has now enforced it, the first time that...
  • Unbelievable - Woman Completely Engrossed In Reading A Book While Driving :15 sec clip (humor)

    04/07/2017 5:01:42 AM PDT · by bogusname · 17 replies
    Salt YT ^ | 4/7/2017 | Salt
    A Perth woman was caught on video reading a book while driving.
  • Time For the Good Guys To Strike Back

    04/06/2017 7:26:37 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-6-17 | MOTUS
    Why do the Democrats only believe in unmasking the good guys?You may as well ask why they’re always lying, “I know nothing.” - Susan Rice equivocating, “Sure I did it, but not for political purposes. And I didn’t leak anything.” – Susan Rice and dissembling, “I voted against it (unmasking) before I voted for it.” – Susan Rice Or why, when caught, they always blame their enemies for their own transgressions: “The accusation against Susan Rice by the Breitbart crowd and by people in this building that I think are tossing around slanderous accusations without evidence.” – Rep. Schiff And...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.6.2017

    04/06/2017 4:49:48 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 4.6.2017 | David Blackmon
    - No one snatches defeat from the jaws of victory like congressional Republicans.: As he prepares to adjourn the House of Representatives for its completely unearned two week vacation, Speaker Paul Ryan announced that his GOP majority – which somehow managed to vote to repeal Obamacare dozens of times while it knew Barack Obama would veto any such bill – just cannot find a way to agree on a bill to modify the healthcare atrocity now that there is a Republican sitting in the White House anxiously awaiting to sign a bill – any bill – that comes his way....
  • Chimpanzee Has Deadly Aim And It's Left Hanging From Woman's Nose (Humor) - 18 sec clip

    04/05/2017 3:32:25 PM PDT · by bogusname · 30 replies
    Salt YT ^ | 4/5/2017 | Salt
    The chimp at the John Ball Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan threw feces into a crowd of visitors. The nasty pile hit the woman right in the face and was left hanging from her nose.
  • How To Make Chuck E. Schumer Cry Again

    04/05/2017 7:14:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-5-17 | MOTUS
    Rich Lowry: Throughout its history, the United States Senate has experienced disgraceful filibusters (Strom Thurmond against the 1957 Civil Rights Act), entertaining filibusters (Huey Long in 1935 reciting a fried-oyster recipe) and symbolic filibusters (Rand Paul making a point about drone strikes in 2013). But the filibuster that Chuck Schumer is about to undertake against Judge Neil Gorsuch’s nomination to the Supreme Court is perhaps the institution’s dumbest. Hard to argue with that, but in the interest of progressive politics there is nothing so dumb that the Democrats won’t do it. It won’t block Gorsuch, won’t establish any important jurisprudential...
  • War Veteran Shows a Robber to the Door

    04/05/2017 6:22:55 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 20 replies
    Am Shooting Journal ^ | 4/5/2017 | B Ragsdale
    You should never pull a gun on a war veteran. Thieves, robbers, general people up to no good: don't try to pull anything on someone who's prepared. Watch what happens when this fellow attempts to rob a store clerk who is also a war veteran and knows how to handle intense situations. the robber walks straight up to the counter, takes a drag from his cigarette, and immediately pulls his gun out and says, "You need to give me all your money." That was a mistake. Former military police officer Jon Lewis Alexander explains, "I pulled my weapon up and...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.5.2017

    04/05/2017 5:13:02 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 4.5.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Speaking truth to nitwits.: Italian designer Stefano Gabbana publicly thanked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing an outfit he designed in her new official portrait. He also told social media trolls who pounded on him for working with Mrs. Trump to “go to hell.” Cool. - Sorry folks, that cat don’t flush.: 20 Democratic members of the House signed a letter to Speaker Paul Ryan demanding that Rep. Devin Nunes be removed as the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. Their letter contained the unintentionally hilarious line “this is about country, not party.” For the record, it has been...