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  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 4.1.2017

    04/01/2017 6:54:17 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 4.1.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Fake reporter Jeremy Diamond ran a report at CNN with this headline: “Trump Moves Agenda Forward Even As Russia Controversy Swirls.” Mr. Diamond is obviously astonished that the President is not hunkered down in a corner sucking his thumb as the fake media continues to focus on a fake “controversy” about which a) no one, not one single person has presented a single piece of evidence of the “controversy’s” existence, and b) every former Obama official who has testified before congress admits they have seen no evidence of the “controversy’s” existence. But because the fake media insists on reporting...
  • One Helluva Bad Day

    03/31/2017 11:27:28 AM PDT · by Sean_Anthony · 18 replies
    Canada Free Press ^ | 03/31/17 | Jimmy Reed
    Shaking his head and staring down at me, Jaybird said, “I almost feel sorry for yo’ brother. For him, it’s sho’ been one helluva bad day.” It was a torrid July day in the summer of 1961. On my father’s Mississippi Delta farm, a huge field was covered with 80-pound hay bales that had to be loaded by hand onto trailers and hauled to the barn. At five o’clock, Dad opened the bedroom door. “Hay time, boys, git up. Jaybird is waiting outside for y’all.”
  • Two Has-Beens: Who Wore It Better?

    03/31/2017 6:38:30 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-31-17 | MOTUS
    And you thought it was bad when the media tried to tell us Michelle Obama was a fashion icon, never dreaming that it could get worse. The former First Lady and Secretary of State swapped her signature pantsuit for a badass black leather blazer during her first major post-election speech on Tuesday. Social media swooned over Clinton’s sudden sartorial shift at the Professional Business Women of California conference, where she came out swinging against Republicans. “Badass” Hillary Clinton still has skin in the game; showing who’s the boss.Also keeping skin in the “badass” game, Barack-my-wide-belt-on-my-non-mom-skinny-jeans-matches-my-badass-leather-bomber-jacket Obama: Former President Barack Obama...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.31.2017

    03/31/2017 5:26:56 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.31.2017 | David Blackmon
    - But was her son, Scut, involved? What about his toady, Grover Dill?: Speaking of stories you can’t find, a former Obama official named Evelyn Farkas told Mika Brzezenzski (or however you spell that name) on MSNBC early in March that she and many other Obama officials had indeed participated in an organized effort to circulate raw surveillance intelligence involving members of the Trump Transition Team, and had gladly shared the intel with members of the fake news media, unmasking some American citizens in the process. She told this all to MSNBC gladly, and in a manner that made it...
  • I’m From the Media and I’m Here to Help You

    03/30/2017 7:33:40 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-30-17 | MOTUS
    File this under “Media – We Don’t Just Shape the News, We Make the News:”No, no; it’s a banana. Really, look again.From The Hill: Regardless of how the government collected on Flynn, the leak was a felony and a violation of his civil rights.  But it was also a severe breach of the public trust. When I worked as an NSC staffer in the White House, 2005-2007, I read dozens of NSA surveillance reports every day. On the basis of my familiarity with this system, I strongly suspect that someone in the Obama White House blew a hole in the...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.30.2017

    03/30/2017 5:23:22 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 1 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.30.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Remember, if Democrats see a Republican member of congress performing effectively, the first thing they do is demonize him.: House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes continues to be the target of a focused demonization campaign by the Democrats and their agents in the fake news media, to the point now where Democrats on the committee are now refusing to participate in hearings, and even to read the intelligence they have been provided which demonstrates that the Trump Transition Team was indeed under surveillance by the Obama Administration. Saul Alinsky would be proud.
  • You’re Only A Child Once

    03/29/2017 7:46:59 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 17 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-29-17 | MOTUS
    Well this explains a lot: Millennials Don’t Consider Themselves Adults Until 30. This, despite the fact that in most states you’re considered and adult at age 18 for all purposes other than drinking and that by age 21 you’re considered an adult in all sates, for all purposes. The median age of millennials is 30, Poltrack says — meaning that half are older and half are younger. And 30 happens to be the age at which millennials tend to self-identify as adults. I’m just a little sheep, why should I have to grow up to be mutton? While previous generations...
  • Hold on tight to that nice Fish you just caught

    03/28/2017 11:29:27 AM PDT · by w1n1 · 5 replies
    Cal Sportsman ^ | 3/28/2017 | C Raleigh
    Or you'll end up like this guy. Getting a good photo of the big lunker you just caught has never been easier than it is in today's age of cell phones and small digital cameras. Now you just have to remember that the big fish you just pulled out of the water wants back in real bad. Here's how you get a wet photo of your fishing buddy: To the guy taking the video and laughing his head off: enjoy it now because your time is coming. After that, raise your hand if you or your fishing partner have lost...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.28.2017

    03/28/2017 10:08:13 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.28.2017 | David Blackmon
    Great idea – where do we go to pitch in?: Don’t look now (ok, go ahead and look), but Nigel Farage and Aaron Banks, who led the whole “Brexit” effort to a successful conclusion, have now turned their attention to support for the “Calexit” effort. Well, except that it’s not really the “Calexit” effort we’ve been hearing about – you know, the one that would blessedly remove the entire state of California from the United States of America. No, the effort for which Farage and Banks have successfully raised about a million bucks is a plan that would split the...
  • She’s Come Undone

    03/28/2017 8:48:13 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-28-17 | MOTUS
    Be careful out there: It’s ‘splodey head Tuesday.Hot on the heels of Attorney General Sessions’ announcement yesterday that Sanctuary Cities would indeed lose billions in Federal Funding, President Trump is going to the EPA headquarters today to meet with Secretary Pruitt and sign an executive order that begins to roll back the unlawful and overreaching regulations  enacted by the Obama administration. Do not expect a warm welcome: Trump’s entry in the building will likely trigger renewed sadness for some agency bureaucrats who were reportedly in tears after Trump won the election.  - Breitbart Meanwhile in other climate news, “Ozone Hole...
  • A Revolutionary Suggestion for Antifa's Men (Cuckery in Full Display)

    03/27/2017 1:07:21 PM PDT · by Ulmius · 10 replies
    Boston Antifa YouTube ^ | March 25, 2017 | Boston Antifa
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ1eZqenaDw Quinn's Call to Action for the Men of Antifa Duration: 3:36
  • Dems Must Be Getting Bad Polling Numbers On Gorsuch Filibuster…

    03/27/2017 12:20:05 PM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 31 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.28.2017 | David Blackmon
    ...how else to explain this announcement from Vermont Senator Patrick Leahy, the ranking Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee: “I am not inclined to filibuster, even though I’m not inclined to vote for him,” Leahy said. And please spare me any crap about Leahy’s respect for Senate tradition, his spirit of bi-partisanship, or any other nonsense like that. Leahy’s as partisan as partisan gets. This guy helped plan and execute the “high-tech lynching” of Clarence Thomas, for God’s sake.
  • Guaranteed 100% Gender-Fluid

    03/27/2017 8:12:10 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 14 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-27-17 | MOTUS
    Did anybody else not pay any attention to what happened over the weekend? I found myself uninterested in March Madness, couldn’t summon the energy required to watch the Sunday Showboats spout off on why RyanCare was a disaster for whoever they were opposed to, not in the mood for Donald J.Trump’s tweets and couldn’t even manage to get appropriately agitated about the black-hooded New World Order Obots who showed up at the Trump rally to pepper spray the attendees.But this caught my attention, possibly because it inadvertently provides insight and commentary on everything else that has run amok in this...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.27.2017

    03/27/2017 4:43:02 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 2 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.27.2017 | David Blackmon
    - The Senator From the News Media is quickly becoming the Senator From the EU: Cranky old John McCain went off on President Donald Trump overseas again, this time at The Brussels Conference, attended by most of the leadership of the European Union and NATO. The Senator criticized the President on foreign soil for his insistence that EU nations actually begin paying their fair share of their own defense, for which the United States taxpayers have footed the lion’s share of the bill since the end of WWII. He also whined that he hasn’t been invited to meet with President...
  • A Pepe Meme to Spread

    03/26/2017 6:37:35 PM PDT · by ErikJohnsky · 12 replies
    i don't know where ^ | 3/26 | self
    here is a good Pepe the Frog meme that shows what our cause is about; and best of all, it doesn't have anything one could consider "racist," bigoted, etc. Just truth
  • Oh Damn, I Missed “Earth Hour”

    03/26/2017 7:18:48 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 27 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-26-17 | MOTUS
    It was last night, at 8:30 PM local time, so there would be no math involved. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. - John 1:5With all due respect to “Earth Hour” advocates let’s harness the power of electricity and use it to hear instead from Ross McKitrick, Professor of Economics, University of Guelph, Canada: Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness. By repudiating the greatest engine of liberation it becomes an hour devoted to anti-humanism. It encourages the sanctimonious gesture of turning off trivial appliances for a trivial amount of time, in deference to some ill-defined...
  • The Sheep Demand a New Sheepdog

    03/25/2017 7:32:24 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-25-17 | MOTUS
    That’s the concept anywayLet’s be clear: When your party holds the Presidency and you are Speaker of the House your role is that of a sheepdog. You are to round up your flock and get them to vote in a block.Round up the Red Shirts!Of course if your busy playing games with the other dogs in the pack,and if you promise to repeal and replace Obamacare but deliver a Trojan Horse instead…well, your sheep might decide to take a flyer. To say that Speaker Ryan failed is an understatement. Let’s face it, you had one job…And it was D.O.A. We need...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.25.2017

    03/25/2017 5:42:17 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX · 4 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.25.2017 | David Blackmon
    - Hard starboard! No, make that port! No, starboard! No, wait…: That crashing sound you heard around 2:30 CT Friday was the GOP’s chances of holding both houses of congress in 2018 running upon the shoals of Obamacare. Unlike the Democrats in Congress, Republicans have always had a very hard time goose-stepping in lockstep on any piece of legislation – unless it is simply a repeal bill they know will fail in the senate – and the party’s pitiful congressional leadership couldn’t hold the caucus together. Thus, as is so often the case with a Republican congress, it proves yet...
  • Pop Quiz: Civics

    03/24/2017 6:38:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-24-17 | MOTUS
    Pop Civics Test1. Which is worse: a) The Russians “hacking” the election as they have since the beginning of the Cold War orb) Your own government hacking the campaign of the of the sitting President’s political opponent(s)? If you think this is a tough question you’re probably a liberal and can’t correctly define “fascism” either.Hint: one presents a Constitutional crisis, the other doesn’t. 2. Is “sanctuary” status for illegal aliens who have committed crimes sanctioned by the Constitution? Or even by common sense? a) Yes b) NOc) HELL NO Correct answer to #1 is b, why do you even ask?...
  • Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) – 3.24.2017

    03/24/2017 4:20:35 AM PDT · by EyesOfTX
    DB Daily Update ^ | 3.24.2017 | David Blackmon
    - It’s seeming increasingly likely that House Speaker Paul Ryan is indeed working to sabotage the effort to repeal and replace Obamacare, as has long been rumored. Absent that motivation, it’s hard to explain why any Speaker would call a vote for what is supposed to be one of his two top priorities for the session before he knows he has the votes in-hand. But that’s exactly what the Speaker did yesterday, only to cancel the scheduled vote late in the afternoon when it became obvious the voters weren’t there. A very smart lawyer once told me that you don’t...