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  • Honest Political Ads - Gil Fulbright for Senate

    07/16/2014 9:22:47 PM PDT · by Nachum · 3 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/16/14 | Represent.Us Represent.Us
    vid at link
  • You Will Know Them By Their Fruits –Matthew 7:15-20

    07/16/2014 4:46:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-16-2014 | MOTUS
    “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.  You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but a bad tree bears bad fruit.  A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Therefore by their fruits you will know them.” When is the last time you heard a good story about...
  • Hump-Day Humor

    07/16/2014 3:31:13 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Rolling Stone inspires mockery with list of most dangerous guns

    07/15/2014 2:39:51 PM PDT · by HammerT · 42 replies
    Twitchy ^ | July 15, 2014 | Twitchy Staff
    No need to pick up the latest issue of Rolling Stone to learn which are “the 5 most dangerous guns in America;” National Review’s Charles C. W. Cooke has recompiled the exhaustive list at NRO. Drum roll, please. 1.Pistols 2.Revolvers 3. Rifles 4. Shotguns 5. Derringers Rolling Stone based its ratings on “a combination of availability, portability and criminal usage.” Some, however, question the expertise of Rolling Stone when it comes to deadly weapons. Professional marksman “Top Shot” Chris Cheng, for example, retweeted this alternative list of dangerous knives.
  • Obamacare Costs Comparisons “Unfair”

    07/15/2014 8:42:47 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    A recent report from the Manhattan Institute showing that Obamacare has raised insurance costs by 52% to 119% was rejected as an “unfair comparison” by Health and Human Services Secretary Silvia Burwell. “Policies under the Affordable Care Act cost more because they cover more,” she maintained. “Many of the policies available before the ACA was in place didn’t cover preventive care like birth control or abortion. Virtually none of them covered gender-reassignment surgery. So of course those policies were cheaper.” “The Manhattan Institute study overlooks the added value achieved by the ACA,” the Secretary asserted. “Their before and after analysis...
  • Getting Back to Worrying About Real Stuff

    07/15/2014 5:13:44 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-15-2014 | MOTUS
    As is his habit, BHO took the occasion of the annual Iftar dinner to deliver his first foreign relations speech of the year. (Here is where it is obligatory for JournOlists to insert the factoid that Bill Clinton started the Iftar dinner tradition and George W. Bush continued it.)If you failed to tune in, “no worries,” as kids and Progressives like to say. You didn’t miss anything. Besides, there were plenty of people there to cover the evening’s events. And like I said, you really didn’t miss anything. It’s sort of like missing the final game of the World Cup:...
  • Mexico and Guatemala Reach Accord to Expedite Transit of More Illegals to the US

    07/14/2014 9:42:10 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    This week Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Guatemalan President Otto Perez Molina held a joint press conference to announce they have reached an accord to cooperate in the shipment of more illegal migrants from Central America to the United States. “This agreement is a win-win for both of our countries,” Peña boasted. “Guatemala rids itself of people they cannot adequately care for. By assuring that these migrants have guaranteed transportation through Mexico we avoid becoming the repository of these undesirables.” Perez insisted that “we are only responding to America’s invitation to send our tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to...
  • "Racial Animus" Or An Animus of a Different Color

    07/14/2014 6:36:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror | 7-14-2014 | MOTUS
    I suppose some of you are going to object to this year’s Iftar Dinner too:Because, “racial animus” or something. Attorney General Eric Holder said Sunday he and President Obama have been targets of “a racial animus” by some of the administration’s political opponents. “There's a certain level of vehemence, it seems to me, that's directed at me [and] directed at the president,” Holder told ABC. “You know, people talking about taking their country back. … There's a certain racial component to this for some people. I don’t think this is the thing that is a main driver, but for some...
  • Hillary Clinton’s Early Legal Work Stirs Controversy

    07/13/2014 9:28:27 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 7 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    The emergence of an audio tape of a young Hillary Clinton bragging about helping a rapist get off easy has jarred her image as an advocate for women’s rights. It seems that Clinton succeeded in discrediting the rapist’s accuser even though she was convinced that he was guilty. When a panel of liberal pundits on MSNBC appeared to agree that Clinton seemed insensitive and cavalier on the tape, the aspiring 2016 presidential candidate tried her hand at damage control. “First of all, let me remind everyone that this tape was made 40 years ago,” she pointed out. “It’s old news....
  • Sunday...Obama's Top Fault: Laziness

    07/13/2014 6:20:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 7 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-13-2014 | MOTUS
    I know you won’t believe this, butt somebody has actually listed what they contend are BO’s Top 5 Faults. That seems a bit parsimonious; most people do a top ten.Here’s Dan Cirucci’s list: Hubris. Arrogance. Mendacity. Petulance. Laziness. I would illustrate these characteristics myself butt I can’t do that on my own, somebody else will have to do that for me. And perhaps you can add in the other five of the top ten while you’re at it. Again, I’m feeling lazy, so you’ll have to carry that load too.I’m sure Mr. Cirucci will appreciate your efforts. h/t Bookworm RoomHave...
  • Reaganite's SUNDAY FUNNIES

    07/13/2014 3:40:23 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 10 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 13 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Anti-Israel Islamic Factions Turning On Each Other [Satire]

    07/12/2014 4:10:14 PM PDT · by WXRGina
    World News Bureau ^ | July 11, 2014 | Scooter Van Neuter
    RAMALLAH, West Bank (WNB) - A Facebook post by Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas has apparently ignited bitter infighting between the PA and Islamic forces united with them against Israel. The post, intended to encourage the Islamic factions battling Israel, features a stylized image of three Islamic fighters with the al-Aqsa Mosque and Dome of Rock in the background. The conflict appears to be based on the fact the fighters are wearing colorful thongs and presumably gay. Shortly after the post appeared on Facebook, Hamas and Islamic jihad fighters attacked Palestinian Authority offices, providing Israel with a welcome lull in...
  • Satire: President Obama Gives Palestinians a pathway to peace and prosperity

    07/12/2014 1:40:33 PM PDT · by DanMiller · 5 replies
    Dan Miller's Blog ^ | July 12, 2014 | Dan Miller
    Frustrated by the senseless slaughter of innocent Palestinians in Gaza, President Obama advances His Grand Solution.Because of Israel's unprecedented slaughter and maiming of countless innocent Palestinians in Gaza -- guilty of nothing more than honoring their leaders' entirely reasonable requests to help end the Zionist occupation directly, or indirectly by remaining or assembling in the vicinity of rockets, rocket launchers and other religious necessities -- President Obama today offered His Grand Solution to the Zionist Aggression Problem (GS-ZAP). This Executive Decree was released only moments ago by Orgasms for Obama Organizing for Activity, a bipartisan think tank specializing in religious and political freedom: Executive Decree Number 2014 - 19,878This Executive Decree...
  • Dems Seek Legislation to Overturn Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby Ruling

    07/12/2014 9:19:29 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Outraged by what they characterized as the Supreme Court’s improper application of the Constitution’s freedom of religion clause in the Hobby Lobby case, Senate Democrats are drafting a bill to overturn the Court’s ruling. Sponsor of the bill, Senator Patty Murray (D-Wash) declared that “a boss’s role in health care is confined to paying for it. He has no business deciding that he won’t pay for certain medical therapies because they offend his sense of morality. My bill restores the full authority over which medical treatments will or won’t be covered to the government where it belongs.” Senator Charles Schumer...
  • Administration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding

    07/12/2014 6:45:00 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 4 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an appropriation of "$1,000 per migrant in order to fund minimally acceptable accommodations." "Many of these immigrant children have already suffered from improper sleeping arrangements for most of their lives," Burwell said. "In the countries they come from it is common for multiple children to be crammed into a single bed of straw, be slung on hammocks, or simply left to sleep on the ground." Burwell characterized the "military style cots and...
  • Fight On! And may the best butt win!

    07/12/2014 6:39:39 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 8 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-12-2014 | MOTUS
    Busy weekend here, so you’re on your own. Take your stream of consciousness for a walk. (And in response to yesterday’s petition, the answer is no. There will be no “simian reference” amnesty.)To get you started, here’s a butt to butt comparison of the two First Ladies Of The Big ‘Ole Butt (FLOTBOB) at the League of United Latin American Citizens convention luncheon in New York yesterday:        The first lady also reproached the Republican-run House of Representatives for failing to pass the immigration reform measures that have already cleared the Senate, and for its hesitance to approve her husband’s $3.7...
  • Angry Clingers UNITE!

    07/12/2014 4:19:24 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 12 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    A quick look around the righty-blogosphere at Reaganite Republican...
  • President’s Texas Itinerary Defended

    07/11/2014 6:43:59 PM PDT · by John Semmens · 11 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 July 2014 | John Semmens
    President Obama has faced criticism for refusing to visit sites in Texas where hordes of illegal immigrants have been flooding into the country. The criticism has been especially pointed in light of the fact that he has traveled to the state to participate in political fund raisers at the home of Austin-based filmmaker Robert Rodriguez and two other in-state locations. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained that “the President’s presence at the border would not be a good use of his time. It’s not as if anything he might see there is going to change his mind about immigration reform....
  • Friday, July 10 2014; the Meltdown Begins

    07/11/2014 3:46:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 9 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-11-2014 | MOTUS
    Big Guy visited Colorado and Texas this week, where he took every opportunity to not visit the border and emphatically avoided providing any leadership with regards to the border crisis. Never being a man goaded into action by a bipartisan demand that he do his job, he chose to spend his time instead pointing out the fecklessness of Republicans.“The best thing you can say for them is this year they have not shut down the government,” Obama said, adding, “but it’s only July.” Uh, sir, everyone’s talking about the illegal aliens crossing the border, not the Republicans.Whatever. "You hear some...
  • TGIF Toonz

    07/11/2014 3:21:18 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 11 July 2014 | Reaganite Republican
    More at Reaganite Republican... (NSFW/some PG-17 rated language this week)