Is The Vatican Hiding Aliens?

http://www.catholicleague.org ^ | March 8, 2014 | Bill Donohue

[NKP_Vet]

Bill Donohue comments on last night’s show, “Unsealed: Alien Files,” that aired on the Science Channel:

The program speculates that “new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” Either that or the channel will rename itself the Sci-fi Channel.

The priest who directs the Vatican observatory, Dr. Jose Funes, was interviewed for the program, and he made the rather unexceptional remark that the universe is so huge that “it would be possible that life could evolve the way we know it on Earth.” This is soon followed by a voiceover that says, “Vatican officials have publicly acknowledged the likelihood of alien life. This dramatic reversal of Vatican policy demands an explanation. What does the Church know, or what have they found that causes them to reverse a 2000-year-old teaching?”

While we’re demanding that the Vatican provide an explanation for its “policy” on aliens, I would like to demand an explanation from the Science Channel: Must one be nuts to work there?

It gets better. Evidence of alien life, we learn, is available in the “Vatican secret archives.” But thanks to the Science Channel, it is a secret no more. “The Vatican secret archives is approximately 52 miles of shelving we’re told, and over 32,000 archives.” The guy who said this did not disclose who told him this “secret,” but who needs evidence? Then a voiceover gets really melodramatic: “But the secrets hidden within the Vatican can’t stay buried forever. Now new evidence may prove the Vatican is hiding actual aliens from the public.” That’s right—they can’t play “hide and seek” forever. Send in the Navy SEALS.

The program also claims that skulls with elongated heads and small faces, resembling aliens, were found in 1998 under the Vatican Library, but that access to the site has been denied. A voiceover asks, “Could these skulls be the remnants of aliens who once lived in the Vatican?” Either that or the Vatican employs coneheads to work in its “secret” archives.

[YHAOS]

What you mean hiding?

We have been living right in the general population for over eighty years!

[ZULU]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

:)

[GraceG]

"What you mean hiding?

We have been living right in the general population for over eighty years!"

With all of the Tattoed and peirced freaks out there that ARE humans.... No one would notice a decently dressed alien...

At least most aliens are dressed modestly

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks NKP_Vet.

The priest who directs the Vatican observatory, Dr. Jose Funes, was interviewed for the program, and he made the rather unexceptional remark that the universe is so huge that "it would be possible that life could evolve the way we know it on Earth."

So of course, the moonbat on the TV show decides this is evidence that the Vatican is harboring extraterrestrials. No, really, that's how it went down.

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[Mr. K]

I am a HUGE belieber in Aliens but I think crop circles (and other designs) as a means of communication are STUPID, when they could just land near a city and tap someone on the shoulder and say Hi.

While a craft could land and make an indentation, all of the designs are fake.

ALL OF THEM

[Mrs. Don-o]

It is not, has never been, and never will be, a religious doctrine of the Catholic Church --- one way or the other --- for the simple reason that it's not part of the deposit of faith and morals which has been handed on to us from the Apostles. It's simply not theology. It's exobiology.

So the Catholic Church cannot, properly speaking, "admit" or "deny" or "declare" or "rebut" anything about ET life. For that, you'd be well advised to consult an exobiologist.

(Investigating moral duties towards ET life --- such as, defining/detecting personhood --- is of course a related, but identical question.

[GraceG]

[ We have been living right in the general population for over eighty years! ]

Can i get a ticket off this liberal infested planet? How much would that cost? What currency is used in space?

[equalator]

I’d love to dig around in that archive. There aren’t any space aliens but I bet there is some great stuff in there.

[sneakers]

LOL!

[Telepathic Intruder]

I think you and I are in agreement that science and religion are two separate things. This is what a lot of people don’t understand. Atheists especially think they can use science as a club to bash God over the head with, but they don’t even know what science is, for all their claiming that science is their religion.

[VanDeKoik]

Ok, that one is a total win. :)

[publius911]

NKP_Vet...
Really?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"Unsealed: Alien Files" and about a half dozen other shows of this ilk are nothing but a load of horse dung.

All they do is ask questions and provide no answers.

"Is the Pope hiding aliens?"
"Did the three hikers see an actual alien craft?"
"What was the object that lit up the skies over Phoenix?"
"Did Bob see an actual Sasquatch?"
What is hidden in the freezers at Area 51?"
"Are there freezers at Area 51?"

And so on. It's almost comedic.

[Vinylly]

Well, the Vatican is a pretty large place, they could probably hide anything there. I wonder how their flying saucer got there without the residence of Rome seeing them?

[PapaNew]

Stealth technology no doubt.

[I want the USA back]

The show aired only because millions of Americans are willing to believe stupid things.
Remember the “bible code’ and Da Vinci code books?

[Peter ODonnell]

Why not, isn’t everyone?

[meadsjn]

IS THE VATICAN HIDING ALIENS?

Absolutely not!!!

We have plenty of evidence that they have all been released -- in D.C.

[colorado tanker]

Looks like the Science Channel is going down the same path as the (former) History Channel.

[Cicero]

No, the REAL secret story is that the Science Channel is a secret subsidiary of the Vatican.