Stay Alive, Joe Biden (Democrats Aim High, Dream Big)

The Atlantic ^ | Alex Wagner

[Mount Athos]

link only due to my inability to stomach posting this nonsense

[Mount Athos]

I couldn't bring myself to post a single sentence of it because none of it is sensible or believable. I don't think the author believes anything written here. Dancing around Biden's total confusion, inability to be coherent for any length of time. Nothing but excuses, denial, cover. I still wanted to post this so people can see the garbage the chattering elites come up with to tell each other and the voters. It's a late stage disease. Forgive me I've got cabin fever and never done this before.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Biden’s brain is dead. Maybe his body is alive or reanimated, but he sounds like a blithering idiot (aka a normal Democrat).

Long live Bidets. At least they are useful.

[hinckley buzzard]

Yeah, just garbage. And very amateurish writing. The Atlantic must be relying on a thin bench these days.

[Mercat]

Latest poll has 60% approval for the way the president is handling the crisis. 60%

[bramps]

Sorry to be somewhat of a troll but the story just made me think how much guardianship Ruth Bader Ginsburg must be under right now.

[Mount Athos]

i thought same thing

[Bon mots]

[6ppc]

Patient zero for yhe zombie apocalypse?😈

[Gasshog]

Trump will fill Granny Supremes empty chair

[frank ballenger]

Think of the repartee at the exclusive DC fitness club when Biden and RBG did the circuit training side by said. Exciting.

[Grampa Dave]

It all most seems unfair with our President Trump saying and doing the correct things.

Then, there is the DNC’s dream, a creepy old and unhealthy white guy:

Aneurysm Joe uttering Bidenglish!

Thanks to Oldeconomybuyer for He’s speaking Bidenglish!

Thanks to Paine in the Neck for Aneurysm Joe!

[SunkenCiv]

from March 4, Jimmy Fallon spoofs both of them.

Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders' Super Tuesday Rallies

• Bernie Sanders says lack of rallies 'hurting' his campaign [03/13/2020 2:14:40 PM PDT]
• President Trump: Democrats had rallies but nobody showed up even before the coronavirus [03/12/2020 6:40:28 PM PDT]
• Trump says he'll likely curtail rallies amid coronavirus [03/12/2020 10:37:58 AM PDT]
• More Than 18,000 Democrats Have Attended Trump Rallies This Year [03/09/2020 3:42:11 PM PDT]
• Denver councilwoman tweets 'solidarity' with spreading coronavirus at Trump rallies [03/03/2020 10:14:50 AM PST]
• Village People gives Trump OK to play gay anthems 'YMCA,' 'Macho Man' at rallies [03/02/2020 4:29:06 PM PST]
• Ignoring Leftist Outrage, Village People Say Trump Welcome to Play Their Music at Rallies [02/25/2020 9:36:20 AM PST]
• Once A Curiosity, Trump Rallies Are Now Joyous Celebrations [02/11/2020 10:03:45 AM PST]

[Bon mots]

[hal ogen]

Just being a concerned nice guy, President Trump should meet with judge Ginsburg at least once a month. We would then have some sense of whether or not she is a robot, automatron, reptilian, or dead.

[GnuThere]

In the latest video gaffe I saw, Joe looks thinner.
Will he even make it through the summer?

[dynachrome]

Think Star Trek. One beep for yes and two beeps for no. (or was it the other way around?)

[Rastus]

“My grandmother was braindead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we had a Democrat in the family.” — Emo Philips