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Thai man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet
Associated Press (via Fox News) ^ | May 26, 2016 | Associated Press

Posted on 05/26/2016 7:54:11 AM PDT by libstripper

BANGKOK – A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aintgottimefodat; ballpython; bangcock; bangkok; freeperlore; ouch; penis; python; thailand; toilet; ungghhh
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To: Tax-chick

41 posted on 05/26/2016 8:50:51 AM PDT by Salamander (Disco bloodbath boogie fever...)
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To: mountn man; dragonblustar; dfwgator

You guys have me rolling over here at work...bewildered looks from colleagues as well.

I’m never sitting on a toilet again.


42 posted on 05/26/2016 8:51:29 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791. It has no expiration date.)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Some things might easily be mistaken for a mouse pinky.


43 posted on 05/26/2016 8:52:29 AM PDT by Salamander (Disco bloodbath boogie fever...)
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To: hoagy62

I’m still hunched a corner, shaking.


44 posted on 05/26/2016 8:52:39 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791. It has no expiration date.)
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To: SirLurkedalot

in a corner


45 posted on 05/26/2016 8:54:06 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791. It has no expiration date.)
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To: dragonblustar; dfwgator
One night BITE in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night BITE in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
46 posted on 05/26/2016 8:55:14 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: SirLurkedalot

You might like #46 then


47 posted on 05/26/2016 8:56:35 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: libstripper

‘Take me in oh tender toilet’.....


48 posted on 05/26/2016 8:57:44 AM PDT by tflabo (truth or tyrrany)
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To: Salamander

Wow did Hillary get a makeover?


49 posted on 05/26/2016 8:57:58 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: dfwgator
Bangkok, Oriental setting.

Snake sushi for dinner that night..

50 posted on 05/26/2016 8:59:14 AM PDT by tflabo (truth or tyrrany)
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To: tflabo
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man tremble...
51 posted on 05/26/2016 9:00:24 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: SirLurkedalot
You guys have me rolling over here at work...bewildered looks from colleagues as well.

I’m never sitting on a toilet again

You do realize the guy wasn't sitting on a toilet either? He was squatting.

But hey...be my guest...squat all you want.

Gives a whole new meaning to
one-eyed trouser snake
or
spunk viper

52 posted on 05/26/2016 9:03:01 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: Salamander

UUGGGGGGH!


53 posted on 05/26/2016 9:03:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("We like us the way we are. That makes us real, true friends." ~ The Undead Thread)
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To: Salamander

What did the Bible say? You shall strike at his a*s, while he shall sh*t on your head?


54 posted on 05/26/2016 9:04:26 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: libstripper

In 1956, when I was lived in Annapolis Maryland, I was 10 years old and it was late spring. When I got up in the morning and went to the bathroom, there was a cotton mouth water moccasin than had somehow come in through the toilet and was sitting in the bowl. It bit me in the hand when I went to grab it.
I then learned about anti-venom and tetanus shots.


55 posted on 05/26/2016 9:25:10 AM PDT by BuffaloJack (The reason for Gun Control has always been Government's Fear of Rebellion.)
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To: libstripper

Is there ANY thread at all where we don’t have to read about Obama? And how did he get to Thailand so quickly, doesn’t he have more apologizing and bowing to do in Japan?

And, how could that poor man distinguish between what is normally seen in a toilet, and Obama? Snakes and turds DO have a different visual presentation, don’t they?


56 posted on 05/26/2016 9:35:19 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“Don’t forget your 3D glasses!”


57 posted on 05/26/2016 9:38:27 AM PDT by DickBrannigan (When did logic become reversed, and right became wrong, and wrong became right?)
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To: rlmorel

Ah. I forget. Sometimes there are snakes that look like turds, and vice versa.

And sometime snakes and turds are one and the same.


58 posted on 05/26/2016 9:39:24 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
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To: castlegreyskull

When I saw that scene in the movie where the snake dropped from the overhead onto the couple in the bathroom, I grinned and turned to my wife a second before it did and said “Guess where she is gonna get bit!”


59 posted on 05/26/2016 9:41:07 AM PDT by rlmorel ("Irrational violence against muslims" is a myth, but "Irrational violence against non-muslims" isn't)
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To: mountn man

Lol

I didn’t read past “latched it’s jaws onto his penis”, missed the squat toilet part.


60 posted on 05/26/2016 9:44:54 AM PDT by SirLurkedalot (My carry permit was issued in 1791. It has no expiration date.)
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