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Thai man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet
Associated Press (via Fox News) ^ | May 26, 2016 | Associated Press

Posted on 05/26/2016 7:54:11 AM PDT by libstripper

BANGKOK – A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aintgottimefodat; ballpython; bangcock; bangkok; freeperlore; ouch; penis; python; thailand; toilet; ungghhh
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To: sdpatriot

“never use a squat toilet”

Have recently been hearing radio ads for them.


21 posted on 05/26/2016 8:16:40 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: treetopsandroofs

Where?


22 posted on 05/26/2016 8:17:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("We like us the way we are. That makes us real, true friends." ~ The Undead Thread)
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To: libstripper

Just out of curiosity....did any other FR men besides me have a shiver of horror go up their spines when the story said WHERE it bit him?


23 posted on 05/26/2016 8:19:11 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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To: libstripper

I HATE when that happens


24 posted on 05/26/2016 8:20:42 AM PDT by clamper1797 (We are getting close to the last "box")
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To: Tax-chick

They may mean this; supposed to be more natural:

http://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Original-Bathroom-Toilet/dp/B00ESKVN7W/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1464276143&sr=8-1&keywords=squatty+potty+toilet+stool


25 posted on 05/26/2016 8:20:57 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
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To: libstripper

In an example of white privilege bias, the writer assumes that the toilet has plumbing. The highest probability is that it is a pit toilet that is squatted over rather than a the squatting version of an American-style flush toilet. So snakes are probably more common than we know because we just don’t hear about them until someone gets bitten in the junk.


26 posted on 05/26/2016 8:29:45 AM PDT by webheart (We are all pretty much living in a fiction.)
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To: mountn man
Bangkok

Not for quite awhile after this attack.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine......

27 posted on 05/26/2016 8:29:51 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: libstripper

The whole meaning to the phrase “Bite me”.


28 posted on 05/26/2016 8:30:07 AM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: Jamestown1630
supposed to be more natural

I'd heard that. Snakes are natural, too ...

29 posted on 05/26/2016 8:30:39 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("We like us the way we are. That makes us real, true friends." ~ The Undead Thread)
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To: mountn man

Bangkok, Oriental setting. And the city don’t know what the city is getting.


30 posted on 05/26/2016 8:31:00 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: treetopsandroofs

lol....... i’ve never heard of them.... they sound ominous.....and girly..


31 posted on 05/26/2016 8:31:08 AM PDT by sdpatriot ("Thank you very much, sdpatriot!! Smooch!" - from JR - send him a buck!!!!)
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To: Jamestown1630
You should see the video: apparently it allows unicorns to poop rainbow sherbet. . . (grin)
32 posted on 05/26/2016 8:31:49 AM PDT by Salgak (Peace Through Superior Firepower. . . .)
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To: libstripper

Good Lord! I’d have to be institutionalized.


33 posted on 05/26/2016 8:36:08 AM PDT by VR-21
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To: Tax-chick

Was it a Ball Python?


34 posted on 05/26/2016 8:37:08 AM PDT by Salamander (Disco bloodbath boogie fever...)
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To: Salamander

LOL!


35 posted on 05/26/2016 8:38:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("We like us the way we are. That makes us real, true friends." ~ The Undead Thread)
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To: libstripper

Owwww! Damn, that hurts just thinking about it!


36 posted on 05/26/2016 8:38:54 AM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: dragonblustar

LOL

Murray rules.


37 posted on 05/26/2016 8:41:53 AM PDT by Salamander (Disco bloodbath boogie fever...)
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To: libstripper
Wow. I've heard of black widows biting . . . that . . . but a python?
38 posted on 05/26/2016 8:42:22 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (HaShem first! Anything else is idolatry, a violation of the very first commandment!)
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To: Salgak

I’ve seen it - Hilarious. But the item does work for a lot of people (some of the Amazon reviews are hilarious, too.)


39 posted on 05/26/2016 8:43:51 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, If you can keep it.")
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To: libstripper

Hapless man’s name:
Attaporn Boonmakchuay


40 posted on 05/26/2016 8:47:30 AM PDT by gettinolder
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