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  • Man found with arrow in his chest hospitalized in Fresno County

    03/24/2024 6:18:48 PM PDT · by Enterprise · 13 replies
    https://www.yourcentralvalley.com ^ | Mar 22, 2024 | Victoria Meza
    FRESNO COUNTY, Calif. (KSEE/KGPE) – A man has been rushed into surgery after being found with an arrow sticking out of his chest on Friday in Fresno County, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Sheriff’s officials say a homeowner came across an injured man on Friday afternoon walking on Dudley Avenue, near Lafayette Avenue. The man had an arrow sticking out of his chest.Upon arrival at the scene, deputies say the man was not able to talk too much before he was taken away by the ambulance to a hospital. Officials say he is listed in critical condition.
  • Manatee dies after ‘high-intensity sexual behavior' with brother at Florida aquarium

    07/29/2023 7:36:06 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 47 replies
    nbcmiami ^ | 7-27-23 | Monica Galarza
    A manatee died at a Florida aquarium in late April, and following a full pathology and necropsy report, there are new developments as to the possible cause of the mammal's sudden death. According to the Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Sarasota, Florida, the resident manatee, Hugh, died unexpectedly on April 29th after showing changes in his behavior until he suddenly became unresponsive in his habitat. According to a statement following his passing, the aquarium said the manatee and his brother Buffett, were the world's only manatees to participate in voluntary, detailed behavioral research designed to aid manatee conservation. But...
  • Man with world's largest kidney stone wins Guinness World Record

    06/22/2023 5:02:11 PM PDT · by Twotone · 24 replies
    The Jerusalem Post ^ | June 22, 2023 | Staff
    A man in Sri Lanka broke two world records this month when he had a massive kidney stone removed from his body, according to Guinness World Records. Sixty-two year old Canistus Coonghe, a retired soldier, had not only the largest kidney stone but also the heaviest. It was removed June 1 by a team of urologists. The 1.76 pound kidney stone – roughly the same weight as five baseballs – is the largest kidney stone ever recorded. Guinness stated on their website that the kidney stone is larger than Coonghe's actual kidney. Lengthwise, the stone reportedly measured 5.26 inches by...
  • Mountain lion attacks boy, 7, at Southern California park

    09/28/2022 3:57:02 PM PDT · by george76 · 18 replies
    Yahoo ^ | September 28, 2022,
    SANTA CLARITA, Calif. — Wildlife officers on Wednesday were tracking a mountain lion that attacked a 7-year-old boy and prompted the closure of a sprawling Southern California park, authorities said. The child and his father were walking up stairs at Pico Canyon Park near Santa Clarita around dusk on Monday when a cougar emerged from brush and bit the boy on the buttocks, said Capt. Patrick Foy with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. Foy said the father, who was walking behind, heard his son cry out and charged toward the big cat. “The lion let go and retreated...
  • Surgeons use an ELECTRIC GRINDER to remove metal ring from man's penis after it got stuck during 'experiment with friends'

    09/16/2022 6:44:09 PM PDT · by algore · 75 replies
    The man told doctors who treated him that he could still urinate, but it had become uncomfortable to do so. Surgeons chose to remove the ring using an electric grinder, which are often relied on to cut through metal. Doctors able to pull the ring off after it was broken, releasing the man's member. Cutting metal creates heat, so the man’s penis had to be sprayed with 'continuous saline injection' to cool it down during the procedure. Medics also inserted a metal plate between the ring and penile skin to prevent burn or pressure injury. Writing in the journal, doctors...
  • 44-year-old man dies after falling 200 feet off rim at Grand Canyon

    08/28/2022 5:59:20 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 106 replies
    ktla ^ | 08/28/2022 | Ryan Bittan,
    Friday afternoon, the Grand Canyon Regional Communications Center received a report of a visitor who fell from the rim west of the Bright Angel Point Trail on the North Rim of Grand Canyon National Park, KTLA sister station KTVX reports. Responding rangers located the body of a 44-year-old man approximately 200 ft. below the rim. The visitor was reportedly off the trail when he accidentally fell off the edge. The man has not yet been identified, and additional details have not yet been released. Rangers say visitors should remain on designated trails and walkways, staying a safe distance from the...
  • Justice Alito jokes: Prince Harry's condemnation 'really wounded me' References opinion overturning Roe in first appearance since decision

    07/30/2022 6:42:46 AM PDT · by rktman · 16 replies
    wnd.com ^ | 7/29/2022 1705 hrs edt | Art Moore
    In his first public appearance since the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, Associate Justice Samuel Alito got in a dig at some of the foreign leaders who criticized the historic opinion he authored. "I had the honor this term of writing, I think, the only Supreme Court decision in the history of that institution that has been lambasted by a whole string of foreign leaders who felt perfectly fine commenting on American law," he said at a July 21 conference on religious liberty in Rome. One, he said, in a light-hearted tone, was British Prime Minister Boris Johnson. "But...
  • Brand-new NASA telescope struck by meteoroid

    06/10/2022 11:38:18 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 13 replies
    abc7denver ^ | Jun 09, 2022 | Justin Boggs
    NASA reported this week that a small meteoroid struck the telescope sometime between May 23-25. The object smacked one of the primary mirror segments, which will cause NASA to realign the mirror to reduce distortion caused by the impact. The space agency said it anticipated the telescope would be bombarded with dust-sized particles, and the strike was larger than anticipated. NASA said that the telescope’s beginning-of-life performance is still well above expectations, and the observatory is fully capable of performing the science it was designed to achieve.
  • Man Suffers “Agonizing” Penile Blood Clot Caused By COVID

    01/19/2022 9:33:14 AM PST · by Rebelbase · 21 replies
    Nation and State ^ | January 19, 2022 | Staff
    As it turns out, one man’s bodily reaction to COVID has proven that the virus truly isn’t confined to the throat and upper respiratory tract. According to a foreign medical journal, an Iranian man has drawn the interest of doctors after reporting “agonizing” pain in his penis that turned out to have been caused by blood clots that seriously threatened the man’s sexual health.The man, who wasn’t named in the news reports about the incident, had suffered penile pain for three days before being seen by a urologist in Iran, who referred him for tests. Keep in mind: one of...
  • Gardening: For easy, effective weeding, go back to the hoe [anti-chemical anti-power-tool “news”]

    06/15/2021 10:27:55 PM PDT · by Olog-hai · 72 replies
    Associated Press ^ | June 15, 2021 | Lee Reich
    I’ll bet that in some corner of your toolshed or garage, an old hoe is leaning against a wall. A hoe that hasn’t seen use in a long, long time, having been replaced by, perhaps, a gasoline- or electric-powered tiller, chemical weed killers, or mulches. Hoeing is not much in vogue these days, perhaps because it seems to require what Charles Dudley Warner, in his 19th century classic “My Summer in the Garden,” said every gardener should have: “an iron back with a hinge in it.” But hoeing is, believe it or not, an easy, safe way to control weeds....
  • Dad Repeatedly Blocks Child's Attempts to Dunk Basketball, Instantly Regrets it

    05/11/2021 5:48:30 PM PDT · by DoodleBob · 19 replies
    TooFab ^ | October 29, 2020 | TooFab Staff
    Right in the basketballs. When it come to sports, some dads like to teach their kids harsh lessons... and occasionally, some kids will return the favor. A video doing the rounds on Reddit on Thursday presented this exact scenario, as a dad repeatedly blocked his son's attempts to shoot a basket, with painful consequences. The one-minute clip shows the adorable youngster dribbling towards his toy basketball net, while his dad, towering over it, stands guard. The boy attempts to dunk but his dad swats the ball away with a dismissive "get out of here." Undeterred, the little guy tries again,...
  • Goochland County man suffers ‘rare’ severe reaction to COVID-19 [J&J] vaccine [skin peels off whole body]

    03/30/2021 3:14:08 PM PDT · by springwater13 · 37 replies
    A Goochland County man suffered a severe reaction after getting his COVID-19 vaccine and VCU doctors believe it was a direct result of the shot. Richard Terrell got the one-dose Johnson & Johnson vaccine earlier this month. He suffered a severe rash that spread over his entire body and turned his skin red. The 74-year-old was admitted to the hospital and spent five days at VCU Medical Center. Terrell was released from the hospital and is now sharing his vaccination story as he recovers from the comfort of his Goochland home. He tells 8News that he’s still very weak and...
  • Biden German Shepherd has aggressive incident and is sent back to Delaware

    03/08/2021 6:48:18 PM PST · by MinorityRepublican · 74 replies
    CNN ^ | Mon March 8, 2021 | Kate Bennett
    The two German Shepherds belonging to President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden were returned to the Biden family home in Delaware last week after aggressive behavior at the White House involving Major Biden, two sources with knowledge tell CNN. Major, who was adopted by Biden in November 2018 from a Delaware animal shelter, had what one of the people described as a "biting incident" with a member of White House security. The exact condition of the victim is unknown, however, the episode was serious enough that the dogs were subsequently moved to Wilmington, Delaware, where they remain. CNN...
  • Love hurts! Man reveals hackers demanded $1,000 ransom to release his digitally locked chastity belt - forcing him to use bolt cutters and cutting himself in the process!

    01/31/2021 7:11:06 PM PST · by dynachrome · 55 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 1-28-21 | SNEJANA FARBEROV
    A man was left bleeding from his penis and unable to have sex for a month after he said his hi-tech internet-connected chastity belt was taken over by greedy hackers. Sam Summers, the unfortunate owner of a Cellmate digital chastity belt, ended up paying the hackers a $1,000 ransom to free his manhood from the device, only to have the unscrupulous cyber-pirates demand even more money. Fed up with the shakedown, Summers and his partner took matters into their own hands and employed brute force - and a sturdy pair of bolt cutters - to crack the chastity belt, leaving...
  • Man shoots self in groin while flaunting gun in supermarket

    09/22/2020 8:12:31 AM PDT · by PROCON · 102 replies
    AP ^ | Sept. 21, 2020 | AP
    LINCOLN CITY, Ore. (AP) — Police say an Oregon man is recovering after he accidentally shot himself while flaunting a handgun at a Lincoln City supermarket. The Oregonian/OregonLive reports the mishap happened Sunday night when Nicholas J. Ellingford brandished his Glock 9mm in the checkout line at McKay’s Market on U.S. 101 and tried to show it off to a friend according to the Lincoln City Police Department.
  • Tucker Carlson ping

    09/14/2020 5:50:43 PM PDT · by proud American in Canada · 39 replies
    Tucker Carlson | Self
    Sorry I'm late! Have an ovarian cyst and it was really hurting.
  • Rioter critically injured after statue falls on his head

    06/10/2020 7:01:59 PM PDT · by Trump20162020 · 216 replies
    Twitter ^ | June 10, 2020 | Breaking911
    Protester critically injured after toppled Confederate statue landed on his head in Portsmouth, Virginia “We could see that his skull was actually showing..”
  • Queen's Brian May hospitalized after ripping butt muscles 'to shreds' while gardening

    05/08/2020 1:16:03 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 112 replies
    Entertainment Weekly ^ | May 7, 2020 | Sydney Bucksbaum
    Brian May landed in the hospital this week, but not because of anything coronavirus-related. On Wednesday, the Queen guitarist and astrophysicist shared an Instagram from the hospital wearing a face mask revealing that he tore his butt muscles "to shreds" while gardening. "The Virus didn’t get me yet - thank God," May, 72, wrote in the caption. "I managed to rip my Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening. So suddenly I find myself in a hospital getting scanned to find out exactly how much I’ve actually damaged myself. Turns out I did a thorough job -...
  • Judge Dismisses Lawsuit By Trump Protester Shot In Crotch With Pepperball

    02/26/2020 12:41:53 PM PST · by aMorePerfectUnion · 97 replies
    Defense Maven ^ | 2/21/20 | Sandy Malone
    Josh Cobin's lawsuit claimed he was further injured when Phoenix police shared memes of the incident on social media. Phoenix, AZ – A judge dismissed a lawsuit against the city of Phoenix and several police officers filed by rioter who was shot in the crotch with a pepperball while he was protesting at a rally supporting President Donald Trump. KPHO captured the Aug. 22, 2017 altercation between Joshua "Pepperballs" Cobin and officers outside of the Phoenix Convention Center, where President Donald Trump was holding a rally. Cobin, who was wearing a gas mask during the incident, ran in front of...
  • History of Mel Brooks: Both Parts

    12/12/2019 10:26:23 AM PST · by billorites · 41 replies
    Jewish Review of Books ^ | December 12, 2019 | Jesse Tisch
    In the 1940s, when Mel Brooks launched himself into comedy, he invented a persona: “Crazy Mel.” Perhaps you remember Crazy Mel: He was exuberant, reckless, loud—a wild, comedic id. Carson loved him. So did his audience. When Crazy Mel wasn’t vamping on TV, he was mugging in photos, including one gloriously zany shot in which he appears wild-eyed and open-mouthed, like a zoo animal hit with a tranquilizer dart. Silently, he conveys shock, fear, and aggression. “Tragedy is when I cut my finger,” Brooks once said. “Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” That crazy photo...