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The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it's like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator
Salon ^ | February 5, 2016 | Gary Legum

Posted on 02/06/2016 1:23:54 AM PST by Cincinatus' Wife

There is a boisterous Oath Keeper leaking alcohol from every pore sitting three seats away from me in a Nashua, New Hampshire, middle school auditorium hosting a Ted Cruz town hall. I'm wondering if it's too late to change seats.

The guy is wearing a camouflage jacket that doesn't quite hide the bulging middle-age belly straining at the faded Patriots T-shirt underneath. He's carrying a sign that reads "Like a Cruz missile, Ted will destroy ISIS" on one side and "Cruzin West" on the other, a plea for the Texas senator to pick former Florida congressman Allen West as his vice-presidential candidate. He's loudly telling everyone within earshot that we need to start a Cruz/West chant at some point and is met with approving responses from some of the people around me.

I decide not to move. If the Oath Keeper or anyone else spies my reporter's notebook and asks what outlet I'm with, I'll say World Net Daily and hope no one pulls out an iPhone to check.

It's all part of the carnival atmosphere of a Ted Cruz event being held at Elm Street Middle School, an imposing Gothic building that, as I drove up in the dark amidst a driving rain, made me think of an insane asylum in a movie, a comparison that felt more than appropriate once I was inside. Old men in baseball caps bearing the names of military units, moms holding babies in one hand and Ted Cruz signs in the other. Three people by the stage waving flags (from left to right: American, Israeli, Gadsden). Two flat-screen TVs on either side of the stage are showing a campaign film of more cheering crowds, backed by patriotic music and conservative activist Brent Bozell talking about all the reasons he loves Ted Cruz.

This is the New Hampshire I came to find. This is the polished and professional political rally of the true believers, ecstatic in their fervor and their belief in the rightness of their cause. It's exhilarating and terrifying. As the late great Hunter S. Thompson might have said, this is the belly of the beast.

Cruz is often described as "oily," but that word doesn't really do him justice. In fact, he's so oleaginous he reminds one of the puddles covering the stained cement floor of a Jiffy Lube. It's not just a physical characteristic - though there is that; the man has a sheen about him - but also one of affect. When he strides out to a rapturous greeting from the crowd and walks along the edge of the stage slapping hands with people in the front row, it feels so studied that I can picture college-age Ted Cruz practicing this move in his Princeton dorm room.

The speech is filled with the usual bullshit that no one will call him on, even in a GOP debate, because all the candidates are trying to appeal to a base that has gone beyond reason and Earth’s orbit. But it’s worth rebutting a few of the lies here, if only for the benefit of future archaeologists picking through the ruins of our civilization if Ted Cruz winds up leading it.

For economic policy, Cruz has a plan to turbocharge the American economy. It seems to go something like this:

- Repeal Obamacare

- Institute a flat tax on all personal and business income

- Economic growth!!!!!

Never mind that this plan would yank health insurance from millions of people and blow a hole in the deficit, adding mountains to the nation's $19 trillion debt that he decried elsewhere in his sermon. "Repeal Obamacare" and "flat tax" are words that appeal to the deepest, most primitive part of the conservative lizard brain. Any downsides can just be blamed on liberals later on.

Another Cruz proposal involves eliminating five major government agencies, including the Internal Revenue Service. Which raises the question: Who will collect the taxes that people and businesses would still be paying even with a flat tax in place? You may as well just tell the crowd you're eliminating taxes altogether.

On his proposal to "carpet-bomb" ISIS, Cruz has been getting blasted by military leaders for weeks for a) not seeming to know what carpet bombing actually is, and b) not knowing that it's a war crime. But he hasn't changed his pitch. In Nashua he tells the crowd that during the first Gulf War in 1991, the United States flew 1,100 sorties a day against the Iraqi army, "carpet-bombing" it into oblivion so that all our ground forces had to do once the invasion began was mop up the shattered remnants of Sadaam Hussein's forces. This understanding of carpet bombing is wildly inaccurate. Cruz either does not know this, or more likely he does not care. I'm betting on the latter.

That's because he needs this audience, and every other audience, to believe in the holy rightness of his crusade. And if this crowd is any indication, he's succeeding. This rally has the feel of a campaign that could go all the way, no matter how dangerous the proposals driving it are.

Because these are the true believers, and true believers know that they are right and everyone else is not only wrong, but evil and stupid. (When Cruz mocks some environmental protesters who briefly interrupt him, the man sitting directly behind me yells with unsuppressed fury, "They're Bolsheviks!" I can almost feel the spittle on the back of my neck.) This is a darker place than the Donald Trump rally I attended the night before. There, one got the sense Trump's support was a mile wide but an inch deep. This, though, this is something more primal.

It's all enough to make one despair, and to pray to a God you don't believe in that something can stop this train, that some part of the GOP establishment can still rally to knock down this campaign or that there is a very finite percentage of even conservative voters to whom it will appeal. And also to get out of this auditorium before Cruz pulls a couple of vipers from a sack and everyone starts speaking in tongues.


TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016; cfr; cfrheidicruz; conservatism; considerthesource; cruz; cruzistheman; cruzsnakeoil; dcinsider; garylegum; goldmansachsvalues; gopprimary; nwotool; ournextpresident; slipperytedcruz; smarmyvalues; tedcruz
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To: grania
I believe that Trump and Rubio did the same thing and then there's that thing about what Carson adviser, Armstrong Williams said.

It's a non story.

121 posted on 02/06/2016 8:04:03 AM PST by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: Eagles6
The other campaigns didn't "do the same thing" if a few gophers repeated a rumor and didn't embellish it and it didn't come from HQ embellished and verified.

It isn't a non-story. After what was done to steal the nomination for Cochran in the primary runoff, "win at all costs" is no longer acceptable. Just remember, we'd have one more conservative US Senator if it weren't for campaign dirty tricks. Cruz playing that game is affirming that now and in the future the same old stuff will be played, and it's used mostly against principled conservatives.

122 posted on 02/06/2016 8:53:04 AM PST by grania
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To: Faith65; All

Faith65 wrote:
The special hell of a Cruz rally: What it’s like to spend an evening with GOP’s oiliest operator.

Glad you picked up on that line Salon encouraged Larry Legum was permitted to use to impress the Salon readers who are a snickering bunch of creeps. Which is no subtle inference to another racist epithet; Greaser


123 posted on 02/06/2016 8:53:56 AM PST by mosesdapoet (My best insights get lost in FR's becaus e of meaningless venting no one reads.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
In fact, he's so oleaginous he reminds one of the puddles covering the stained cement floor of a Jiffy Lube.

All the Jiffy Lubes I've been in have had clean, painted floors.

124 posted on 02/06/2016 8:56:11 AM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Well that was about as enlightening as falling down. :-) I wonder if the author knows that more people are uninsured now than before Obamacare? LOL!

Even I feel compelled to stick up for Teddy on this one.


125 posted on 02/06/2016 9:09:32 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: TexasCajun
Yet, the Trump Fan Club hearts Salon & this butt-boi.

This accusation really astonishes me. I am sincerely asking, can you point me to a post or posts that document your claim? Which Trump supporters have promoted a Salon article, or this writer?

All of us who love FR would like to avoid trolls and know who they are, regardless of who we support in the upcoming primaries.

126 posted on 02/06/2016 9:34:11 AM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
"This is the polished and professional political rally of the true believers, ecstatic in their fervor and their belief in the rightness of their cause."

As if "true believers" does not describe the attitude of the Obamaites or - now - the Bernie Sanders people, convinced of "the rightness of their cause." As if "polished and professional" would not be seen as good things at a Democratic rally.
127 posted on 02/06/2016 9:38:21 AM PST by Steve_Seattle ("Above all, shake your bum at Burton.")
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To: Albion Wilde

I have not read this article... The title led me to believe that Cruz was into big oil... yet making a big splash about so called phasing out ethanol subsidies... did not interest me... but boy was I wrong... still not going to read, it is not like Salon writes stuff I need to put into my head.


128 posted on 02/06/2016 9:40:41 AM PST by Just mythoughts (Jesus said Luke 17:32 Remember Lot's wife.)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
I am proud to be supporting a man who can arouse so much vitriol from the lap-top of such an arrogant and repulsive individual.

How such superior people can bear to share a country with the likes of us must truly astound and amaze them...

129 posted on 02/06/2016 9:48:41 AM PST by okie01 (The Mainstream Media: IGNORANCE ON PARADE)
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To: LeoWindhorse
The article is smug, crude, and obnoxious to the nth degree, but he raises three issues that I have about Cruz.

1. Is the flat tax really a good idea? Will it effect lower-income people more than the wealthy? And will it make our budget problems even worse?

2. How do you "abolish" the IRS if there are still ANY federal taxes to be collected?

3. If Obamacare is abolished, what - if anything - will replace it?

But it seems no one is interested in asking about the impact of the candidates' proposed policies. It's all about name-calling.
130 posted on 02/06/2016 9:50:05 AM PST by Steve_Seattle ("Above all, shake your bum at Burton.")
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To: Byron_the_Aussie

131 posted on 02/06/2016 9:52:14 AM PST by Half Vast Conspiracy (ANYBODY who would choose Trump over Cruz has a screw loose.)
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To: dynoman

passing on a CNN report is “dirty”?

But Trump, Cruz and Rubio people telling the people at the caucus that Ted Cruz is not eligible is fair play?

what a joke

So the rules are different for Trump and Cruz?

Trump can mock the disabled, diss veterans, use foul language, accuse another candidate of being psycho “like a child molester” and flip-flop on a daily basis and that is just peachy keen.

Some standards. Can those standards for Trump get any lower?

Oh right, he can shoot a person on 5th avenue and do abortions in the oval office, and that’d be great.

No standards at all.


132 posted on 02/06/2016 11:10:40 AM PST by GeronL (I remember when this was a conservative forum)
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To: GeronL; dynoman

But Trump, Cruz and Rubio people telling the people at the caucus that Ted Cruz is not eligible is fair play?


LOL...got a link for that, other than that random CRuzGirl’s TWEET? Is there documented proof....like memos or voicemails sent out, that Trump’s or the Rubes campaigns did this?

Why would CRuz or Rube’s camp even begin to say CRuz isn’t eligible?

I call BS.


133 posted on 02/06/2016 11:14:30 AM PST by Jane Long (Go Trump, go! Make America Safe Again :)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife

Oh noes! A Salon editorialist doesn’t like Cruz OR his supporters!

It’s over now folks pack it up and go home.


134 posted on 02/06/2016 11:26:43 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
[Article] Because these are the true believers, and true believers know that they are right and everyone else is not only wrong, but evil and stupid.

Sounds like a pretty good thumbnail sketch of Salon writers.

135 posted on 02/06/2016 12:53:27 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house , the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutierrez)
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To: Mr Rogers

No point in being rude because you don’t agree


136 posted on 02/06/2016 1:18:49 PM PST by patriot08 (5th generation Texan ...(girl type))
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To: grania
I agree about Cochran but I don't believe that's what happened here.

Carson has admitted that his campaign put out misleading info that led to the CNN story.

We'll agree to disagree.

137 posted on 02/06/2016 1:35:01 PM PST by Eagles6 ( Valley Forge Redux. If not now, when? If not here, where? If not us then who?)
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To: Steve_Seattle
1. Is the flat tax really a good idea? Will it effect lower-income people more than the wealthy? And will it make our budget problems even worse?

If it's "flattish", with only two or so "steps" like the 1986 law, then no, it shouldn't overly burden the indigent and people with marginal incomes.

Everybody should pay "something" .... and a flat tax would do that without crushing the poor.

2. How do you "abolish" the IRS if there are still ANY federal taxes to be collected?

Other federal agencies can be tasked with tax collection, e.g. Customs as in the 19th century. Payroll and W-4 taxes could be collected and remitted by Social Security or another Treasury agency.

3. If Obamacare is abolished, what - if anything - will replace it?

"Nothing" is the right answer. Private group arrangements and insurance will be more efficient, more effective, and freer of political interference and power-games than any federal program.

Obamacare was intended mostly to give employers a way to dump their employees' health plans and flow the premiums to the bottom line, ever so bonusably for the executive suite.

Companies that dump their plans can be made subject to punitive taxation, and executives' compensation bumps can be taxed away -- "legislating ag'in 'em" is an old American remedy for economic misbehavior.

Abolishing Obamacare is the realization of the basic idea that solutions closer to home than the District of Columbia with its welter of expensive entertainments are always better solutions. Unless you enjoy supporting Senator Menendez's sexual appetites ..... and other appetites and needs .... times 100.

138 posted on 02/06/2016 1:38:36 PM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house , the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutierrez)
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To: Eagles6
we'll agree to disagree

I concur. E6, we just might inspire a whole new tone in FR world! <^..^>

139 posted on 02/06/2016 1:40:03 PM PST by grania
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To: Georgia Girl 2
Even I feel compelled to stick up for Teddy on this one.

A ray of hope.

: )

140 posted on 02/06/2016 3:02:37 PM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
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