Posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:07 PM PDT by GoneSalt
An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home. Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house. Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5. He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.
ahaha POST OF THE MONTH!!!!
There is a Law against having Sex with Shrubbery?
There go my Saturday Evenings
(psst Laz... careful, them dang bushes aren’t safe either!)
I don’t have an anther, but I’m sure we both agree that he should stamin inside.
> I don’t have an anther, but I’m sure we both agree that he should stamin inside.
He should definitely leaf well enough alone.
And only 7 posts too late...
And when there are no more old growth trees to have sex with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElJFYwRtrH4
That neighbor better not ever move to this neck of the woods. Red necks guys here think nothing of whizzing in their own back yards - especially if they’ve been out on a toot or playing poker in their basement and the moon’s not out.
I agree. It’s sad. The guy is in his 80’s. Probably peeing.
He is on his own property. Why did he have to call the police?
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