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81-year-old Connecticut man accused of performing sex act with shrubbery
AP wkbn.com ^ | 7/29/2015 | AP

Posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:07 PM PDT by GoneSalt

An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home. Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house. Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5. He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: bush; napl
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The spirit is willing, but the mind is confused...at least under program files in the "bush" category...

At least it wasn't a fire hydrant ;)

1 posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:07 PM PDT by GoneSalt
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To: GoneSalt

technically not possible though

lol


2 posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:36 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: GoneSalt; shibumi

3 posted on 07/29/2015 12:13:33 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoavXnHxYM
4 posted on 07/29/2015 12:13:46 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: GoneSalt

That is one HOT rhododendron...


5 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:04 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: GoneSalt

Ouch, those thorns


6 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:34 PM PDT by BigEdLB (They need to target the 'Ministry of Virtue' which has nothing to do with virtue.)
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To: GoneSalt

I hope it wasn’t a sticker bush. They can be real pricks.


7 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:49 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: Slings and Arrows

81-year-old Connecticut man accused of performing sex act with shrubbery

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Beating around the bush Ping.

(If this thread ain’t pulled.)


8 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:49 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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To: GoneSalt

So, NOW We Know...






What they wanted it for!

9 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:53 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: GoneSalt

IB4MPHG REFERENCES.


10 posted on 07/29/2015 12:14:59 PM PDT by P-Marlowe (Resistance to Tyrants is obedience to God)
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To: GoneSalt

Bushes’ fault.


11 posted on 07/29/2015 12:15:18 PM PDT by meatloaf
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To: GeronL
That's one sexy shrub, right there.


12 posted on 07/29/2015 12:15:38 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt

You can prick your finger....but don’t finger your.......


13 posted on 07/29/2015 12:15:55 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: GoneSalt

I demand human-flora marriages be made legal!

#MarriageEquality


14 posted on 07/29/2015 12:16:12 PM PDT by twister881
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To: left that other site

One minute too late.

;D


15 posted on 07/29/2015 12:16:23 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt
The Simpsons Reverend Lovejoy's wife photo: homer simpsons brain homerxray.jpg
16 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:07 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: meatloaf

Epic!


17 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:09 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt

Couldn’t the neighbour just have stopped with the confronting of the man? Did he have to get the police involved?


18 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:14 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: GoneSalt
A SHRUBBERY!
19 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:25 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Salamander

I know (sigh).

I’m getting old.


20 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:27 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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