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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
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| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Darksheare
Someone needs to tell Nyarlathotep that the whole trick is knowing when to stop.
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posted on
10/24/2014 1:39:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare
Nothing works, but you’re still supporting it. Your computer must be a liberal.
122
posted on
10/24/2014 1:40:16 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: mitch5501
Notice his ex,Miss Damocles,had no comment.It's a knotty problem.
123
posted on
10/24/2014 1:40:52 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Needs more tentacles!”
Nyarly, the tentacles are gone...
124
posted on
10/24/2014 1:41:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: mitch5501
Good thing he broke off his engagement.
125
posted on
10/24/2014 1:41:43 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Smokin' Joe
As the wise mohel said, “Measure twice, cut once.”
126
posted on
10/24/2014 1:42:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows; NoCmpromiz
Worse, it’s a zombie box that has been horribly reanimated!
Sound works, DVD works.
Hmm.
127
posted on
10/24/2014 1:42:59 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare; NoCmpromiz
So basically he has unusually large DVD player.
128
posted on
10/24/2014 1:44:35 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows; NoCmpromiz
Network connection works. Pointy thingy works.
Hmm..
Maybe.
129
posted on
10/24/2014 1:51:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: tumblindice
Actually, a last name like that is more likely to be Serbian.
To: Jonty30
Im sure I would need at four or five hard whacks.
Didn’t you read the article: He had a TINY love tool. It only took one slice.
131
posted on
10/24/2014 3:10:47 AM PDT
by
DH
(Once the tainted finger of government touches anything the rot begins)
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
unusually large DVD player.Not quite that drastic. It's an old Compaq laptop that had XP on it. At XP's end o'life I could have attempted to slap a Win7 of some flavour on it (which probably would have worked) or played with some Linux distros. Figuring that the hardware would not produce a viable Win7 experience mostly due to the maxed out at 1 gig ram, I opted for the penguin route because it will run in 512 k..
Got it running Mint 17 now (which is a long term support release) and the limitations seem to be with the integrated video and the Cinnamon desktop, so I have the Mate desktop which is a bit less demanding on video hardware. Some of the stuff that doesn't work is tied to Compaq proprietary laptop specific Win drivers which, if anyone has coded them for Linux, I haven't been able yet to find them...
But EweToob doesn't work. Whether that's a Firefox issue, a Linux issue, a settings issue don't know yet since this was the first time I have tried to view any Ewes on the Toob...
But I'm now done playing for the night.
And so is Stumpy ;-)
Although I think he's done playing for a lot longer.
132
posted on
10/24/2014 3:25:34 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Slings and Arrows
As the story goes.....
A guy hired a hooker. As he took his pants off and she saw his TLD (tiny little d***) she exclaimed “Who you expect to please with that?” He replied, “ME!!”
133
posted on
10/24/2014 3:47:55 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Talk about losing you’re head!
134
posted on
10/24/2014 3:52:56 AM PDT
by
erod
To: Slings and Arrows
It was reported that right before they made love, he looked at the goods and said “wow! that’s a big vagina”. To which she said “why did you say it twice?”
he said “I didn’t”
To: Slings and Arrows
This tid-bit belongs in the “bin”.
136
posted on
10/24/2014 4:13:19 AM PDT
by
Minutemen
("It's a Religion of Peace")
To: Slings and Arrows
137
posted on
10/24/2014 4:28:18 AM PDT
by
verga
(You anger Catholics by telling them a lie, you anger protestants by telling them the truth.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Whod donate?Maybe Michael Lavaughn Robinson would like to finish his transformation.
138
posted on
10/24/2014 4:48:16 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(Don't assume Shahanshah Obama will allow another election.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, now he can become a tranny and get in early on the next group of entitleds.
139
posted on
10/24/2014 5:05:36 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams)
To: Slings and Arrows
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