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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
Metro [UK] ^ | 23 Oct 2014 | Richard Hartley-Parkinson

Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.

Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.

He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.

Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.

Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.

Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.

However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.

Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
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To: campaignPete R-CT; mikrofon; martin_fierro
no problem. They grow back eventually. Yes?

I'm on my second or third.

21 posted on 10/23/2014 10:38:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: dalereed
He should have asked for a second opinion

"Ok, you're ugly, too."

RIP Rodney.

22 posted on 10/23/2014 10:38:31 PM PDT by dfwgator (The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
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To: metmom

Ya know that saying “cut off your nose to spite your face”?

Its like that.

Sort of.


23 posted on 10/23/2014 10:38:58 PM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: 21twelve
in the town of Kocani. . . .

In his case, the answer was no.

24 posted on 10/23/2014 10:40:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Not any.)
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To: tumblindice

> Are all Macedonians dumbasses?

Only the ones who cut off their *bleep*s.

> (There’s a country song here.)

o/~ I lost the one I love the most... o/~


25 posted on 10/23/2014 10:40:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: StolarStorm

Who’d donate?


26 posted on 10/23/2014 10:40:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: metmom

Darwin moves in mysterious ways.


27 posted on 10/23/2014 10:41:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I guess.

Let’s hope he didn’t procreate in the meantime.


28 posted on 10/23/2014 10:42:40 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: tumblindice

I guess it’s like the Florida of Europe.


29 posted on 10/23/2014 10:43:26 PM PDT by Politicalkiddo (Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives.- John Adams)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This article got moved from the Smokey Backroom to News/Activism?!


30 posted on 10/23/2014 10:43:53 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I saw after I posted. Darn it.


31 posted on 10/23/2014 10:44:20 PM PDT by RichInOC (An erect Oliver Ilic has no conscience.)
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To: metmom
Let’s hope he didn’t procreate in the meantime.

Doesn't sound like he was having a lot of luck in that department.

32 posted on 10/23/2014 10:44:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: StolarStorm

I hear Bill Clinton is looking to donate, since Hillary has no use for it anymore..


33 posted on 10/23/2014 10:45:17 PM PDT by JSDude1
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To: dfwgator

Rim shot


34 posted on 10/23/2014 10:45:20 PM PDT by Palio di Siena
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To: RichInOC

There, there. *patpat*


35 posted on 10/23/2014 10:45:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There so many other fish in the sea....


36 posted on 10/23/2014 10:48:50 PM PDT by Dallas59
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To: Slings and Arrows
Ollie Ilic took a hack
And gave his penis one big whack;
When he saw what he had done,
It wasn't much shorter than when he'd begun.
37 posted on 10/23/2014 10:50:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Short and shorter.)
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To: Dallas59
There so many other fish in the sea....

Hard to catch 'em without a pole.

38 posted on 10/23/2014 10:50:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: RichInOC
“I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...”

You better head down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place.

39 posted on 10/23/2014 10:51:53 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The IRS: either criminally irresponsible in backup procedures or criminally responsible of coverup.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Applause photo applause.gif
40 posted on 10/23/2014 10:52:03 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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