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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
Metro [UK] ^
| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.
Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.
Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Slings and Arrows
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. Well, one out of two ain’t bad.
81
posted on
10/23/2014 11:36:55 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL!
Moved as a cautionary tale?
82
posted on
10/23/2014 11:37:00 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Act, then think!
Hedwig and the angry inch.
Sooooo many bad jokes and beer nostril laughs to be had on this genius.
83
posted on
10/23/2014 11:38:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
Well, part of this site’s purpose is educational...
84
posted on
10/23/2014 11:39:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Darksheare
Hedwig and the angry inch.*spittake*
85
posted on
10/23/2014 11:40:46 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
“Guys, meet Oliver. A great thinker he is not. Don’t be like Oliver!”
*solemn nods*
His man card is revoked, technicality.
86
posted on
10/23/2014 11:41:46 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Terrible movie, terrible premise, awful tie in to our current story...
87
posted on
10/23/2014 11:42:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
It was getting too smoky in the back room...
88
posted on
10/23/2014 11:43:34 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: Veggie Todd
You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd,
And you can’t go fishin’ with a two by four.
So you can do anything, if you’ve a mind to,
But you can’t fool around with a one-inch stump,
Unless your name is Rosie O’Donnell.
Or Ellen DeGeneris.
89
posted on
10/23/2014 11:43:47 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: dfwgator
I love Warren in the background yelling “He was masturba...g”. It makes the nightmare complete.
To: NoCmpromiz
That was from the cigar laden laughing.
91
posted on
10/23/2014 11:45:02 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Slings and Arrows
92
posted on
10/23/2014 11:46:23 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Darksheare
Never read the book, never saw the movie. The title was all that was necessary for this thread.
93
posted on
10/23/2014 11:47:08 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: NoCmpromiz; Slings and Arrows
I may have inadvertantly killed Slings by mentioning “Hedwig and the angry inch.”
I will wait while he reboots his lungs and dries his keyboard...
94
posted on
10/23/2014 11:47:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Jonty30
Im sure I would need at four or five hard whacks. Why slice it off, when you can jerk it off?
95
posted on
10/23/2014 11:47:56 PM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.”
96
posted on
10/23/2014 11:48:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
97
posted on
10/23/2014 11:48:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
98
posted on
10/23/2014 11:49:44 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Great.
“And knowing is half the battle!” just came to mind.
99
posted on
10/23/2014 11:50:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
It’s in situations like this that I usually try to summon Hastur, but think that even he’d want to give this one a miss.
100
posted on
10/23/2014 11:51:13 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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