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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
Metro [UK] ^ | 23 Oct 2014 | Richard Hartley-Parkinson

Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

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To: fidelis

No Molon Labe for him!

[Yes, I know that was Leonidas of Sparta.]


61 posted on 10/23/2014 11:15:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

http://starman-soul-saver.blogspot.com/2010/12/elephant-trunk-for-penis.html

I’d post it here, but I think I’ve pressed my luck enough for one night.


62 posted on 10/23/2014 11:16:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh, man...

Yeah, I was wondering if the AM was pining for the fjords. They always kill our best off-color threads. :-P


63 posted on 10/23/2014 11:19:35 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I would be willing to bet every Krugerrand I own (if I owned any) that not a single male freeper has ever said to his significant other, in any way, shape or form,
“Start calling my meter long, King Kong dong: ‘Bushmaster’ ... or off it comes!”


64 posted on 10/23/2014 11:20:41 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just wrong in every way.
Seriously, that’s like demolishing your house to improve a doorway.


65 posted on 10/23/2014 11:20:44 PM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Okay, I thought this was going to involve a date at the movies and eating his girlfriend’s Cracker Jack.


66 posted on 10/23/2014 11:21:41 PM PDT by RichInOC (An erect Oliver Ilic has no conscience.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Tell me about it! I don’t even bother posting bestiality stories any more.


67 posted on 10/23/2014 11:23:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Will this hurt? No, you’ll just feel a little prick.


68 posted on 10/23/2014 11:24:09 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: RichInOC

Hmmm...that works too.


69 posted on 10/23/2014 11:24:51 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s depressing.


70 posted on 10/23/2014 11:25:00 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Veggie Todd

http://instantrimshot.com/


71 posted on 10/23/2014 11:25:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Be strong.


72 posted on 10/23/2014 11:26:07 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I mean, with all the stories that get posted about Democrats on FR, what’s another one about a little prick ?


73 posted on 10/23/2014 11:28:33 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Rimshot? Well, without Mr. Johnson, that’s about all he can do now, right?


74 posted on 10/23/2014 11:30:46 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Darksheare

Something tells me that Stubby ain’t exactly a long-term thinker.


75 posted on 10/23/2014 11:31:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Is Robert Reich back in the news?


76 posted on 10/23/2014 11:32:17 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: tumblindice
Gloom, despair, agony on me ....

Well, Hee Haw to you to! LOL

77 posted on 10/23/2014 11:33:28 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Veggie Todd

Response self-censored, but involved liquor.


78 posted on 10/23/2014 11:33:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No doubt about it....... that really don’t suck... WAIT!..


79 posted on 10/23/2014 11:34:03 PM PDT by hosepipe (" This propaganda has been edited (specifically) to include some fully orbed hyperbole.. ")
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To: Slings and Arrows

No, it seems my search for him has come up short.


80 posted on 10/23/2014 11:34:12 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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