Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.
Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.
Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
One of my favorite movies of all time. Well played.
I sort of cringed reading that story.
My Red neck Friend
I told her ‘bout my wooden pecker,
An’ she said she was breakin’ it off.
Gloom, despair, agony on me ....
>> the east Macedonian town town of Kocani
That town-town wouldn’t happen to be in North Kocani?
Y’know, fellas, consider that it’s not that you have a small wang, but that she has Grand Central Station for a cooch.
He kept his tackle though.
Unlike the South
Oh sure, *now* you tell him!
Keep a’writin’...
Understandably so.
In Macedonia, huh? I bet Alexander the Great is just rolling over in his grave...
Just because grass grows longer after mowing he figured same would work with his penis. Nuts!
Actually it was a tantrum to get even with his girl friend who derided his appendage.
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry. A harsh task mistress,
She wanted a peninsula, but he only had an isthmus!
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times:
It was a tale of an itty-bitty wang doodle.
Well, he didn’t ask me. Besides, if you’re gonna cut it off, make sure the doctors at the hospital can upgrade you to jumbo. I’d hate to wake up and find the little gherkin back on again.
Might have been a misunderstanding.
Maybe she said: You are no good in red.
Fashion is cruel mistress.
Guess he showed her.
I’m sure you remember the joke about the guy who got a baby elephant’s trunk substituted for his.
Can’t say that I have.
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