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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
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| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: dfwgator
One of my favorite movies of all time. Well played.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:53:09 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I sort of cringed reading that story.
42
posted on
10/23/2014 10:53:44 PM PDT
by
boycott
To: Slings and Arrows
My Red neck Friend
I told her ‘bout my wooden pecker,
An’ she said she was breakin’ it off.
Gloom, despair, agony on me ....
43
posted on
10/23/2014 10:54:08 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
>> the east Macedonian town town of Kocani
That town-town wouldn’t happen to be in North Kocani?
44
posted on
10/23/2014 10:54:24 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Y’know, fellas, consider that it’s not that you have a small wang, but that she has Grand Central Station for a cooch.
To: Slings and Arrows
Hard to catch 'em without a pole. He kept his tackle though.
46
posted on
10/23/2014 10:55:43 PM PDT
by
csvset
To: Slings and Arrows
47
posted on
10/23/2014 10:55:53 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: fieldmarshaldj
Oh sure, *now* you tell him!
48
posted on
10/23/2014 11:00:04 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: tumblindice
49
posted on
10/23/2014 11:02:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: boycott
50
posted on
10/23/2014 11:03:05 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
In Macedonia, huh? I bet Alexander the Great is just rolling over in his grave...
51
posted on
10/23/2014 11:03:39 PM PDT
by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: Slings and Arrows
Just because grass grows longer after mowing he figured same would work with his penis. Nuts!
Actually it was a tantrum to get even with his girl friend who derided his appendage.
52
posted on
10/23/2014 11:03:42 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(Marxist, race baiter, community organizer boy king is 10 times worse than any RINO)
To: Politicalkiddo
You’ll laugh, you’ll cry. A harsh task mistress,
She wanted a peninsula, but he only had an isthmus!
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times:
It was a tale of an itty-bitty wang doodle.
53
posted on
10/23/2014 11:04:34 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, he didn’t ask me. Besides, if you’re gonna cut it off, make sure the doctors at the hospital can upgrade you to jumbo. I’d hate to wake up and find the little gherkin back on again.
To: tumblindice
To: Slings and Arrows
Might have been a misunderstanding.
Maybe she said: You are no good in red.
To: Berlin_Freeper
Fashion is cruel mistress.
57
posted on
10/23/2014 11:10:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: entropy12
Actually it was a tantrum to get even with his girl friend who derided his appendage.Guess he showed her.
58
posted on
10/23/2014 11:12:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: fieldmarshaldj
I’m sure you remember the joke about the guy who got a baby elephant’s trunk substituted for his.
59
posted on
10/23/2014 11:13:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
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