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Man chops off his own penis after girlfriend told him he was no good in bed
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| 23 Oct 2014
| Richard Hartley-Parkinson
Posted on 10/23/2014 10:28:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.
Oliver Ilic, 22, was told that he was no good in bed so it is claimed he mutilated himself then threw the remains in the bin.
He is alleged to have told doctors that he had a small appendage and cited that as the reason why his girlfriend was no use to him.
Ilic contacted emergency services when he could not stop the bleeding and was taken to hospital in the east Macedonian town town of Kocani.
Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade which was also lying in the bin.
Doctors were initially unable to re-attach his penis but he was then transferred to the capital, Skopje, where it was reunited with his body following five hours of surgery.
However they said it was still too early to know if the operation would be a success and if it would ever function properly again.
Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
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A jilted lover has chopped off his own penis after he was dumped by his girlfriend.Recently a 40-year-old Macedonian man chopped off his own penis then flushed it down the toilet.
WTHIUWM?!
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
It ain't gonna help.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:29:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
Chopped off his wiener? Well that ought to fix the problem.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:30:55 PM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: Slings and Arrows
Maybe they should have used a donor penis, since he was so unhappy with his own.
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, that’s a rational response. /s
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:31:55 PM PDT
by
Politicalkiddo
(Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives.- John Adams)
To: Slings and Arrows
One swipe with a razor blade?
I’m sure I would need at four or five hard whacks.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:32:15 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:32:20 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: WKUHilltopper
Chopped off his wiener? Well that ought to fix the problem.It'll never arise again.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:32:21 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: WKUHilltopper
no problem. They grow back eventually. Yes?
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:32:23 PM PDT
by
campaignPete R-CT
(Let the dead bury the dead. Let the GOP bury the GOP.)
To: Jonty30
I’m sure I would need at four or five hard whacks.If he'd used those he wouldn't be in this situation.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:33:49 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
It ain't gonna help.Maybe now he'll have his problem licked?
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:34:12 PM PDT
by
null and void
("Agoraphobia": fear of the marketplace; "AlGoreaphobia": fear of the marketplace of ideas.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"WE GOT A BLEEDER!"
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:34:55 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The "Fire Muschamp" tagline is back!)
To: Slings and Arrows
“I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...”
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:35:20 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(An erect Oliver Ilic has no conscience.)
To: null and void
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:35:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: RichInOC
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:36:07 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Clappin' the Blues (remix)" [slightly NSFW] - http://youtu.be/p9d2iHSfRmE)
To: Slings and Arrows
He should have asked for a second opinion and maybe even a third.
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:37:00 PM PDT
by
dalereed
To: Slings and Arrows
I guess he showed her all right.
Are all Macedonians dumbasses?
(There’s a country song here.)
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:37:18 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
“...in the town of Kocani.”
Of course!
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:37:30 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
To: Slings and Arrows
Was this bizarre cultural trait the real inspriration for calling an oversized peanut a Macedonian Nut? We finally got to hear the rest of the story.
To: Slings and Arrows
That’ll show her.
Idiot......
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posted on
10/23/2014 10:38:01 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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