“Murderball” and “Smear the Queer” were widely played playground games when I was a kid.
It’s too bad that fat nannies in pant-suits have to ruin everything fun.
The parents who complained remind me of the owner of the Charlston Chiefs in Slapshot and a quote from it. “Jack Robinson!”
Let's just give everyone a trophy to keep their precious self-esteem in tact.
The wussification of America continues. This also coincides with the gay marriage push. Coincidence?
Hmm, wonder if that ban will apply to the Dept of Ed’s targeting of our children...for indoctrination purposes. Doubtful.
My granddaughter says they play dodge ball at her school.
The have to wear helmets and the ball is a Nurf ball.
When I was a kid we used to play bombardment in gym class, with each team also having to defend three bowling pins placed in a triangular pattern.
You could win either by knocking out all the opposing players or knocking down all three of their pins. If you got the head pin at the top of the triangle you could move forward past the center line about fifteen feet to a mark taped on the gym floor.
So you could actually come up behind an opposing player if he or she wasn’t watching and both teams could cross the center line.
The game was AWESOME. We loved it.
Wusses
Universal castration is next.
The kids protected from the evils of dodgeball will go home and play violent video games. Violent video games will not be banned because Hollywood makes too much money selling them. So much for the hypocrisy of the progressives.
I guess Smear the Queer would be out too.
Dodgeball was a great sports... My boys plays it with WATER BALOONS in the summer!!
They are going to have to get rid of football since the quarterback throws a pointed object at his human target at high speed and often hits him!
This can’t be allowed!
The sissification of America is almsot complete-
I say this in all seriousness:
We are not very far away from suggesting that male circumcision become a) mandatory, and b) including the entire penis.
They will float the idea that sexual penetration is to violent an act to countenance any more, and that it would be better to do away with penii.
All sex will be in vitro.
Moreover, they will cite health care savings and public safety as the reasons for doing it.
Kelo gutted the 4th Amendment. The 14th gutted the 9th and 10th. The 17th helped with the 9th and 10th. Obamacare being upheld gutted the 1st. They are taking big swings at the 2nd as we speak.
Both parties seem to be moving the country off of the founders model for the government, and what is laughable, they are moving it to the very model the Soviets warned Nassar back in the 1970’s NOT TO DO - totalitarianism with a planned economy.
Forced penilectomy, for the good of the kids? I absolutely see that as possible. Did anyone in a million years think a bunch of goat humpers would run planes into the WTC or that we’d be seriously discussing not only the legality of sodomites having families, but also the eventuality that men marrying boys would also be deemed LEGAL as well by SCOTUS.
That’s what this decision, if done in this court, will do.