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Man claiming to be Satan stabs one, threatens four, police say
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^
| January 7, 2013
| Wayne K. Roustan, Sun
Posted on 01/07/2013 3:17:39 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
A 30-year-old Hallandale Beach man who claimed to be Satan was arrested Sunday and accused of stabbing one man and threatening four other people, including a pregnant woman, Hollywood Police said.
Michael Anthony Thomas is charged with 13 counts that include aggravated battery with a weapon causing bodily harm, false imprisonment, resisting arrest and threatening law enforcement officers, Broward Jail records show.
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KEYWORDS: knives; satan; stabbing
He can honestly say the devil made him do it.
Blade control. Coming soon.
posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:37 PM PST
(FR: Now, More Than Ever.)
Maybe he was claiming to be Miroslav Satan, the Slovak Hockey player.
posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:43 PM PST
posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:53 PM PST
posted on 01/07/2013 3:25:49 PM PST
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
posted on 01/07/2013 3:32:15 PM PST
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
He’s not Satan. I’m not that ugly
posted on 01/07/2013 3:33:34 PM PST
by Fai Mao
is this another one of obama’s relatives?
posted on 01/07/2013 3:33:52 PM PST
by max americana
(Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
Ban Barlow knives and any knife with more than one blade.
posted on 01/07/2013 3:35:46 PM PST
Dork. He put his shirt on backwards, too.
To: max americana
posted on 01/07/2013 3:36:25 PM PST
looks like his shirt is on backward
posted on 01/07/2013 3:36:57 PM PST
posted on 01/07/2013 3:38:40 PM PST
(Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
it’s not his fault. like baseball caps or jeans... they don’t come with instructions
posted on 01/07/2013 3:59:21 PM PST
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
posted on 01/07/2013 4:00:30 PM PST
(In need of new tag line)
When I read the title, I immediately thought Florida. This state is full of crazies and perverts.
posted on 01/07/2013 4:01:26 PM PST
posted on 01/07/2013 4:02:31 PM PST
(In need of new tag line)
so is Kalipornia but apparently they aren’t as newsworthy these days
posted on 01/07/2013 4:02:42 PM PST
Please deposit all knives, devil horn hats, scarlet capes and pointy tails at your nearest Government Scary Inanimate Object Centers. Thank You.
posted on 01/07/2013 4:09:36 PM PST
(Oderint dum metuant)
posted on 01/07/2013 4:24:32 PM PST
Impossible! Satan’s in the white house.
posted on 01/07/2013 4:25:20 PM PST
(obama = the Great Divider)
Maybe he was only protesting against the “WOD.” ;-)
posted on 01/07/2013 4:40:12 PM PST
(We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
Ha, I read down because that’s what I was going to say.
posted on 01/07/2013 6:17:34 PM PST
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