Since Nov 25, 2007
Originally from Canadastan and to avoid the liberal socialist country (and canadians who deeply hate Americans but fuck them), I moved to America and now knee-deep in another socialist haven created by the Kenyan Klown of Kommunism, Buttcrack Odumbo.
I am the most right-wing Freeper in the role call. I advocate landmines at the border to deter border jumpers, open revolution as we CANNOT EFFING CO-EXIST with libtards, and the separation of the red states from the blue. I champion the nuking of terrorist nations like Egypt and Iran, the public beat-down of every liberal journalist in the country, and openly hiring only conservatives at every company. But if you are a woman, you’ve gotta be hot too.
Guns, girls, God. Reagan, no fags and sex.
My nightly prayer:
Dear Lord, please allow the Civil War to start in order for me to save my nation. We cannot co-exist with liberals and they really need to go. Kindly arm me with weapons and firearms that will make short work of these Godless heathens called liberals. Kicking them in the face and smashing their heads in with a baseball bat is not enough. If you wish for your religion to prosper, then liberals have to go. They dont believe in You anyway, so give me the strength to destroy our enemies.
Amen MAX's TIPS ON HOW TO FIRE LIBERALS. 1) Go around the company parking lot and spot the bumper sticker with Obama Biden stickers on them 2) Go to Human Resources: prepare pink slip. Call idiot lib into office. 3) Tell lib moron that "due to cutbacks AND the economy, we are downsizing." 4) Watch lib cry. Smoke a cigar. Watch lib cry. Record. 5) Play recording and laugh with your friends