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Man claiming to be Satan stabs one, threatens four, police say
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | January 7, 2013 | Wayne K. Roustan, Sun

Posted on 01/07/2013 3:17:39 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

A 30-year-old Hallandale Beach man who claimed to be Satan was arrested Sunday and accused of stabbing one man and threatening four other people, including a pregnant woman, Hollywood Police said.

Michael Anthony Thomas is charged with 13 counts that include aggravated battery with a weapon causing bodily harm, false imprisonment, resisting arrest and threatening law enforcement officers, Broward Jail records show.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: knives; satan; stabbing
He can honestly say the devil made him do it.
1 posted on 01/07/2013 3:17:43 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Blade control. Coming soon.


2 posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:37 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (FR: Now, More Than Ever.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Maybe he was claiming to be Miroslav Satan, the Slovak Hockey player.


3 posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:43 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: ConservativeStatement

another Obama voter?


4 posted on 01/07/2013 3:19:53 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: GeronL

Swing state voter. :-)


5 posted on 01/07/2013 3:25:49 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
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To: GeronL

6 posted on 01/07/2013 3:32:15 PM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: Menehune56

He’s not Satan. I’m not that ugly


7 posted on 01/07/2013 3:33:34 PM PST by Fai Mao
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To: Menehune56

is this another one of obama’s relatives?


8 posted on 01/07/2013 3:33:52 PM PST by max americana (Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Ban Barlow knives and any knife with more than one blade.


9 posted on 01/07/2013 3:35:46 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Menehune56

Dork. He put his shirt on backwards, too.


10 posted on 01/07/2013 3:36:00 PM PST by Bradís Gramma (Psalm 83)
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To: max americana

Only a half-relative.


11 posted on 01/07/2013 3:36:25 PM PST by Venturer
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To: Menehune56

looks like his shirt is on backward


12 posted on 01/07/2013 3:36:57 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Venturer

Ban Satan.


13 posted on 01/07/2013 3:38:40 PM PST by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: GeronL

it’s not his fault. like baseball caps or jeans... they don’t come with instructions


14 posted on 01/07/2013 3:59:21 PM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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To: lonevoice

Is he bullet proof?


15 posted on 01/07/2013 4:00:30 PM PST by duffee (In need of new tag line)
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To: ConservativeStatement

When I read the title, I immediately thought Florida. This state is full of crazies and perverts.


16 posted on 01/07/2013 4:01:26 PM PST by EEGator
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To: lonevoice

Is he bullet proof?


17 posted on 01/07/2013 4:02:31 PM PST by duffee (In need of new tag line)
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To: EEGator

so is Kalipornia but apparently they aren’t as newsworthy these days


18 posted on 01/07/2013 4:02:42 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Please deposit all knives, devil horn hats, scarlet capes and pointy tails at your nearest Government Scary Inanimate Object Centers. Thank You.


19 posted on 01/07/2013 4:09:36 PM PST by cld51860 (Oderint dum metuant)
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To: GeronL

Must be the weather.


20 posted on 01/07/2013 4:24:32 PM PST by EEGator
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To: ConservativeStatement

Impossible! Satan’s in the white house.


21 posted on 01/07/2013 4:25:20 PM PST by gotribe (obama = the Great Divider)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Maybe he was only protesting against the “WOD.” ;-)


22 posted on 01/07/2013 4:40:12 PM PST by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in an avalanche of rotten politics smelled around the planet.)
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To: gotribe

Ha, I read down because that’s what I was going to say.


23 posted on 01/07/2013 6:17:34 PM PST by WVNan
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