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Stone age Julia Roberts
Ananova ^ | 11/17/2004 | Staff

Posted on 11/18/2004 12:13:18 PM PST by Red Badger

Archeologists have nicknamed a stone age skeleton Julia Roberts because of her perfect teeth.

They were stunned by the condition of the women's teeth - still strong and straight after 9,000 years.

Archaeologists now believe stone age man must have had a secret way of making toothpaste.

Preserved remains of cattle bones and wheat found near her body show her diet was similar to what many people eat today in less developed areas of the world - but her teeth were far superior.

Georgi Ganetsovski, who led the archaeological expedition to Ohoden in northwest Bulgaria, said the skeleton was believed to be the oldest ever found in Europe - but was more remarkable for its teeth than its age.

He said: "She was a rare beauty and could have competed with today's Hollywood stars with her perfect set of teeth. She is a stone age Julia Roberts. She would have had a perfect smile - it really is a puzzle."

Last year, Viennese historians reported they had unearthed an ancient Egyptian way of making toothpaste in use thousands of years before Colgate officially marketed the world's first commercial toothpaste.

An ancient Egyptian scribe has carefully detailed on woven papyrus what he lists as a "powder for white and perfect teeth" that when mixed with saliva formed a "clean tooth paste".

As well as 1 drachma of rock salt, a measure equal to 0.5 gramms, the recipe requires two drachmas of mint, one drachma of iris and 20 grains of pepper, to be crushed and mixed together.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: archaeology; ggg; godsgravesglyphs; history
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Was obviously not found in Great Britain.......
1 posted on 11/18/2004 12:13:19 PM PST by Red Badger
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"Was obviously not found in Great Britain......."

BALLS!

She was an English lass on holiday!


2 posted on 11/18/2004 12:14:38 PM PST by BritishBulldog (New Labour - Putting the "National" back into "Socialist")
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To: Red Badger
Archeologists have nicknamed a stone age skeleton Julia Roberts because of her perfect teeth.

Did they mean horse teeth?

3 posted on 11/18/2004 12:14:58 PM PST by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: Red Badger

I CANNOT STAND Julia Roberts. It irks me to see her name on FR.


4 posted on 11/18/2004 12:15:11 PM PST by RushCrush (I Heart Halliburton)
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To: Red Badger

Julie Roberts


5 posted on 11/18/2004 12:15:19 PM PST by South40 (Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
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To: Red Badger

Huh. If named after Roberts, I'd assume the skull looked like a horse skull.


6 posted on 11/18/2004 12:15:39 PM PST by rintense
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To: Red Badger

Obvious, the lady didn't consume a lot of processed sugar. Someone once suggested, "Flouridate sugar, not water."


7 posted on 11/18/2004 12:16:13 PM PST by aimhigh
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To: Red Badger

What they missed was the stone sign in the
adjacent pit that read: "Artu zugzug Lana,
DDS".

And the ancient drill rig equipped w/
pedals.

MV


8 posted on 11/18/2004 12:16:20 PM PST by madvlad ((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
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To: Red Badger

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

9 posted on 11/18/2004 12:16:24 PM PST by End Times Sentinel (France, because the moral compass of humanity needs a butt end.)
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To: BritishBulldog
LOL!

Have you become the de-facto defender of Anglo-Saxon dentition?

10 posted on 11/18/2004 12:17:18 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith (--Scots Gaelic: 'War or Peace'--)
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To: Red Badger
An ancient Egyptian scribe has carefully detailed on woven papyrus what he lists as a "powder for white and perfect teeth" that when mixed with saliva formed a "clean tooth paste". As well as 1 drachma of rock salt, a measure equal to 0.5 gramms, the recipe requires two drachmas of mint, one drachma of iris and 20 grains of pepper, to be crushed and mixed together.

Sounds like baking soda, or maybe Tom's.

11 posted on 11/18/2004 12:18:27 PM PST by Slyfox
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Am I the only one who thinks Julia Roberts has a "horsey" look (yes, her teeth).


12 posted on 11/18/2004 12:18:47 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)
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Am I the only one who thinks Julia Roberts has a "horsey" look (yes, her teeth).

neigh.

13 posted on 11/18/2004 12:19:43 PM PST by peyton randolph (Time for Bush to pack the U.S. Supremes)
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To: Red Badger

a prehistoric anorexic?


14 posted on 11/18/2004 12:19:53 PM PST by NoClones
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To: Red Badger

All teeth and no brains. Yes, that sounds like Julia Roberts.


15 posted on 11/18/2004 12:20:45 PM PST by Samwise (This day does not belong to one man but to all. --Aragorn)
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To: South40

Hellllllooooooo tasty!


16 posted on 11/18/2004 12:21:25 PM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Vote for true conservatives!)
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To: Red Badger

17 posted on 11/18/2004 12:21:58 PM PST by smith288 (I have posted over 10,000 times. The more I post, the more intelligent you become!)
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To: Cogadh na Sith
"Have you become the de-facto defender of Anglo-Saxon dentition?" Abso-bloody-lutely!

18 posted on 11/18/2004 12:21:59 PM PST by BritishBulldog (New Labour - Putting the "National" back into "Socialist")
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To: RushCrush
I CANNOT STAND Julia Roberts. It irks me to see her name on FR.

I sympathize, and couldn't agree more. I like her brother, though. I think someone said he's a conservative, I don't know.....

19 posted on 11/18/2004 12:22:51 PM PST by Red Badger (Give someone enough EU-ROPE and they will hang themselves......out of pure frustration......)
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To: RushCrush

Ditto here even though I love that movie "Sleeping with
the Enemy".....


20 posted on 11/18/2004 12:23:04 PM PST by geege
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