Stone age Julia Roberts

Ananova ^ | 11/17/2004 | Staff

[BritishBulldog]

"Am I the only one who thinks Julia Roberts has a "horsey" look (yes, her teeth)."

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating sugar lumps.

[Busywhiskers]

"Archaeologists now believe stone age man must have had a secret way of making toothpaste."

Probably had more to do with no processed food and sugar in her diet.

[Rytwyng]

MANY primitive people had perfect teeth. Research in the 1930's found plenty of isolated populations - remote European and African villages, South Sea Islanders, etc -- still living on their native diets, with perfectly straight, decay free teeth.

However, upon adopting the calorie-rich but relatively nutrient poor industrialized diet, these people got all our dental problems -- decay in the first generation and, narrow dental arch, crookedness, impactions, etc. in the subsequent generations (who got substandard nutrition from conception onward.) And with the teeth, the overall bodily heatlh failed too.

The bottom line -- our dental problems are all dietary: Ancient Dietary Wisdom

[k2blader]

Ha!! :-D

[Cogadh na Sith]

Y'know, she used a body-double for the "Pretty Woman" Poster and movie--and generous padding and special FX for "Erin Crock'o'bitch"

In candid photos, she is scrawny, flat chested, thin-legged with narrow hips and knock-kneed: not pleasing at all....

[katana]

LOL! Good one, Dog! We call those "Bubba Teeth".

[Diogenesis]

At a Connecticut fundraiser in the spring of 1996, X42 made a "crack"
about a five-hundred-year-old Inca mummy of a ten year old that had just been discovered,
at the summit of a Peruvian volcano.
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out," Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."

[lilylangtree]

This tells the world that Julia Roberts has a bIG mouth, and really not beautiful in any sense of the word. Her mouth on her brother makes him good looking. Her mouth on her makes her look ugly.

[InsensitiveConservative]

LMAO! You made me spit my teeth out with that one. <8^)

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

Interesting article, considering how many kids wear braces these days. It's implying that narrow faces/jaws are abnormal.

[MississippiMan]

Amazing Teeth Find

MM

[marmar]

Is her name also Julie Roberts?

[Rytwyng]

It's implying that narrow faces/jaws are abnormal.

Yep. Narrow faces, narrow shoulders (on men), narrow hips (on women).... all consequences of poor bone structure due to suboptimal diet.

[moonman]

"knock-kneed"?

I thought 'bow-legged'.

Anyways ... when a bow-leeged person and a kock-kneed person stand together ... they spell 'OX'.

[NYC Republican]

MUCH better than Julia Roberts. Thanks

[retrokitten]

[Rider on the Rain]

her brother, though. I think someone said he's a conservative

I think Eric is a pinko.

[Babu]

When I saw the headline I just figured the story was about the b*tch's political views . . .

[Babu]

When I saw the headline I just figured the story was about the b*tch's political views . . .