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Osteen Books Flop in 10/40 Window
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Posted on 01/10/2014 1:06:21 PM PST by Gamecock

For "America's Pastor," everything seems to be going extremely well right now in the USA. Lakewood Church is bursting at the seams. Pastor Osteen continues to be invited to speak on TV shows such as Larry King Live. AIROST will soon be adding routes to five new cities. Your Best Life Now has set numerous sales records. And now his new book (Become a Better You) is ready to come into stores all over the USA.

One problem remains for Pastor Joel. His books are not selling well in a large part of the world: the "10/40 window."

The "10/40 window" is the part of the world in the eastern hemisphere that falls roughly between 10 degrees and 40 degrees north latitude. You can clearly see it on the map above. This is the section of the world A) where most of the unreached people groups live, and B) where most of the non-Christians live. For these two closely related reasons, this part of the world is a primary focus for international missions.

The 10/40 window is also the area of the world where Christians face the most persecution. The worst persecutors, such as China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Sudan, all fall into this critical window of the world.

TBNN has learned that Christians who live in these countries just do not find Pastor Osteen's books relevant. For example, despite the fact that "Your Best Life Now" was translated into Korean, the North Korean Christians just do not want to read it.

North Korean Pastor Kim Sung-Wei (named changed for security reasons) told TBNN, "North Korean Christians face great difficulty each day. If the authorities find out that we serve Jesus, they will take away our homes and jobs. If they find us meeting together for worship, they will throw us in jail. As a pastor, I have been beaten three times already this year. This man, Osteen, writes about things that we do not understand."

"Your Best Life Now," while being a best-seller in the USA, sold five copies in Pyongyang, and three in the remainder of the country. We have heard of similar stories in much of the rest of the 10/40 window.

Although Lakewood Church denies it, TBNN has also learned that "Become a Better You" has had almost no advance orders from inside the 10/40 window.

TBNN recently made a trip to Jiddah, Saudi Arabia to meet with Christians there. We took an advance copy of "Become a Better You" with us to get a local pastor's thoughts on it (obviously, it had been translated into Arabic).

We told pastor Abdul al-Mansur (name changed for security reasons) that Lakewood Church's website said this about the new book: "Joel Osteen offers seven simple yet profound action steps that will help readers discover the better things they were born realize."

We then shared Osteen's 7 steps: 1. Keep pressing forward. 2. Be positive toward yourself. 3. Develop better relationships. 4. Form better habits. 5. Embrace the place where you are. 6. Develop your inner life. 7. Stay passionate about life.

Pastor al-Mansur's reaction was typical of what we have seen from Christians who face significant persecution. He told TBNN, "I feel sorry for this man Osteen. He writes all about making yourself better. This is not what the bible says. We know that only God is good, and that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on the cross. We know that if our sufferings bring glory to Him, then it is worth it. Only God sustains us. Pastor Osteen seems to be reading his own books more than he reads the bible."

TBNN has also found out that although the Osteen books have not done well in the 10/40 window, they have found surprising success in Western Europe. Paris, in particular, appears to be a hub of Osteen book clubs.

No word yet as to whether or not AIROST will be scheduling flights to Beijing, Damascus, or Tehran any time soon.


TOPICS: General Discusssion; Humor
KEYWORDS: bookreview; humor; muslimworld; osteen; satire
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1 posted on 01/10/2014 1:06:21 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy; markomalley
Well that explains this offering:


2 posted on 01/10/2014 1:08:13 PM PST by Gamecock (Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
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To: Gamecock

I am not sad.


3 posted on 01/10/2014 1:08:48 PM PST by svcw (Not 'hope and change' but 'dopes in chains')
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To: svcw

I concur. ‘America’s Pastor’ is quite an overreach for the writer.


4 posted on 01/10/2014 1:09:46 PM PST by AD from SpringBay (http://jonah2eight.blogspot.com/)
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To: Gamecock
SLAP!
5 posted on 01/10/2014 1:10:07 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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To: Gamecock

LOL.


6 posted on 01/10/2014 1:13:18 PM PST by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs assist!)
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To: Gamecock
This is not what the bible says. We know that only God is good, and that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on the cross. We know that if our sufferings bring glory to Him, then it is worth it.

Thank you for posting. May God forgive us for our incessant whining and our intent desire to make everything about us! Every little boo boo and we go running and screaming for God's blessing to fix it because getting bumps and scrapes are just wrong and should not be part of our human existence.

Where is the sacrificial living? Why is the focus always on us? Any idea how much personal wealth we have? And yet we want more adulation. We want more attention. We want more esteem. We want more prestige. We want, we want and we have no heart left to invest in others.

7 posted on 01/10/2014 1:13:25 PM PST by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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To: Gamecock

Osteen is a self-aggrandizing wanker of the highest order.

Snake-oil salesman would be an upgrade for him.

His “church” bought out the Summit indoor stadium.
Now it’s a “church”.. where I got all effed up and went to Ozzy concerts.

Suck on that, Osteen.


8 posted on 01/10/2014 1:16:38 PM PST by humblegunner
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To: Obadiah
"Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. "No one is good--except God alone." Mark 10:18
9 posted on 01/10/2014 1:16:40 PM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: AD from SpringBay

“Pastor Osteen seems to be reading his own books more than he reads the bible.” For so many, it’s not about YOU. Sorry.


10 posted on 01/10/2014 1:17:40 PM PST by griswold3 (Post-Christian America is living on borrowed moral heritage)
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To: Gamecock
One problem remains for Pastor Joel. His books are not selling well in a large part of the world: the "10/40 window." The "10/40 window" is the part of the world in the eastern hemisphere that falls roughly between 10 degrees and 40 degrees north latitude. You can clearly see it on the map above. This is the section of the world A) where most of the unreached people groups live, and B) where most of the non-Christians live. For these two closely related reasons, this part of the world is a primary focus for international missions.

The 10/40 window is also the area of the world where Christians face the most persecution. The worst persecutors, such as China, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Syria, and Sudan, all fall into this critical window of the world. TBNN has learned that Christians who live in these countries just do not find Pastor Osteen's books relevant. For example, despite the fact that "Your Best Life Now" was translated into Korean, the North Korean Christians just do not want to read it.

TTBN! Yay!

11 posted on 01/10/2014 1:28:23 PM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: Gamecock
In his book Crazy Love Francis Chan thumps Osteen’s “theology” with out mentioning his name in the chapter, “Your Best life, Later”.
12 posted on 01/10/2014 1:28:44 PM PST by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: Gamecock

Love it!
While you are at it, how about some other editions of this valuable tome?


13 posted on 01/10/2014 1:30:46 PM PST by Nevadan
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To: Gamecock

Preach the Cross, Brother Osteen. Jesus Christ and Him Crucified.


14 posted on 01/10/2014 1:39:47 PM PST by trillabodilla (For I am the LORD, I change not; Malachi 3:6a)
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To: Gamecock
I listened to one of Olsteen’s Easter messages where he actually managed to leave out Jesus and the entire week of events that comprise the Easter story. But Olsteen did say I should feel good about myself. That was the takeaway. He mentioned Jesus only once during the service - during his prayer. That was it. I was shocked.
15 posted on 01/10/2014 1:40:23 PM PST by Nevadan
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To: Gamecock

Tell me, what if Jesus heeded the advice in, “Your Best Life Now”. Did Jesus not have enough faith? Did He not have enough positive thoughts? By every single earthly measure Jesus’ life was an unmitigated failure with problems and hardship at every turn.

“I have told you all this so that you may have peace in me. Here on earth you will have many trials and sorrows.”


16 posted on 01/10/2014 1:42:11 PM PST by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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To: trillabodilla

Bingo.


17 posted on 01/10/2014 1:43:51 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: Gamecock

does he mention Jesus, Satan or anything like that in the book?


18 posted on 01/10/2014 1:48:59 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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To: Gamecock
"He told TBNN, "I feel sorry for this man Osteen. He writes all about making yourself better. This is not what the bible says. We know that only God is good, and that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on the cross. We know that if our sufferings bring glory to Him, then it is worth it. Only God sustains us. Pastor Osteen seems to be reading his own books more than he reads the bible." "

You would think hearing this kind of thing from persecuted Christians might make Osteen ashamed, but I doubt that will happen. He'll just grin some more.

19 posted on 01/10/2014 1:50:18 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: Nevadan

he is not a Christian pastor, he is a motivational speaker, do you need to buy a ticket to get into his “church”?


20 posted on 01/10/2014 1:51:13 PM PST by GeronL (Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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