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Pelosi On Virgin Sacrifices During Satanic Masses: “This Is Sacred Ground To Me As Well”
Eye of the Tiber ^ | 6/23/2013

Posted on 06/23/2013 4:09:33 PM PDT by markomalley

Nancy Pelosi

Washington, DC––Members of the pro-life movement have denounced House Democratic leader Nancy Pelosi after remarks that she, as a Catholic, viewed the protection of the sacrifice of virgins during Black Masses as sacred ground. “As a practicing and respectful Catholic, this is sacred ground to me when we talk about this,” Pelosi said in a statement last week, going on to say that the subject of sacrificing the life of a worthy virgin pleasing to the Dark Lord as deeply personal to priests and priestesses performing the sacred ritual. Leading Catholics were quick to denounce Pelosi’s statements, including Thomas Peters of Catholicvote.org who called the remarks “deeply offensive.” But Magistra and High Priestess of the Church of Satan Peggy Nadramia disagrees with those criticizing Pelosi, recently telling reporters that followers of the Most Unholy Lord Satan had a right to do what they wished in their ceremonies. “It’s our ceremonies and no one can tell us what we can or cannot do in them.”


TOPICS: Catholic; Humor
KEYWORDS: 113th; catholicpoliticians; eyeofthetiber; nancypelosi; pelosi; proaborts; satire
(Hint: this is from Eye of the Tiber)
1 posted on 06/23/2013 4:09:33 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: markomalley

There’s no reason to satirize Pelosi.... the things she actually says are hilarious enough as it is.


2 posted on 06/23/2013 4:14:41 PM PDT by Bullish (Psalm 46)
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To: Bullish

I find nothing SanFranGranNan says to be funny. Sick, twisted, deranged, egomaniac driven, and frightening.

Gunner


3 posted on 06/23/2013 4:28:15 PM PDT by weps4ret (Republicans are suffering from Testicular Atrophy!!!)
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To: markomalley

Pelosi is scum.

She is not Catholic. She has excommunicated herself many times over, and as far as I am concerned any Priest who knowingly gives her Communion does the same to himself.


5 posted on 06/23/2013 4:35:55 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Slump Tester
Satire doesn’t belong on FR. This is a NEWS site...

Since when?

6 posted on 06/23/2013 4:39:20 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Slump Tester
Satire doesn’t belong on FR.

Thank you for the tutorial.

This is a NEWS site, not a place for folks to take shit like this seriously and then proceed to make an ass of themselves.

I guess that's why JR put "humor" topics in Bloggers, General, and Religion.

Conservatives need to laugh from time to time. Otherwise, we will become as humorless as libtards.

7 posted on 06/23/2013 4:40:48 PM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: Slump Tester

Lighten up a little pal, there is room for news and satire.

Complain to the mods if you don’t like the post.


8 posted on 06/23/2013 4:41:05 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Obama lied, Stevens died, now Obama covers up the lies.)
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To: markomalley

She makes Baal Zeebub happy.


9 posted on 06/23/2013 4:48:03 PM PDT by RC one
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To: Slump Tester

what makes it funny is that it’s basically true though.


10 posted on 06/23/2013 4:48:59 PM PDT by RC one
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To: Slump Tester
Satire doesn’t belong on FR.

There was plenty of satire on FR when I joined ... but then I'm a total n00b compared to you.

11 posted on 06/23/2013 4:51:03 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

The great thing about FR....if you don’t like a particular thread, don’t click on it, or read any further if you don’t like it.


12 posted on 06/23/2013 4:51:43 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: markomalley
With Democrats these days it's harder and harder to distinguish satire from reality. People killing dogs and chickens get prison time, killing babys your a abortion hero.
13 posted on 06/23/2013 4:53:59 PM PDT by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: Slump Tester

Satire used to be pretty common. Normally it was posted with an /s to indicate that it was satire, since things are so crazy now that sometimes it’s hard to tell.


14 posted on 06/23/2013 5:05:05 PM PDT by livius
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To: Slump Tester

A wordless rule on an invisible page, I take it?


15 posted on 06/23/2013 5:16:25 PM PDT by Mrs. Don-o (Increasing the sum total of happiness in the world.)
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To: markomalley

Just waiting for this new Pope to kick her butt out


16 posted on 06/23/2013 5:38:33 PM PDT by molson209
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To: molson209
Just waiting for this new Pope to kick her butt out

You can keep waiting.

You might look closer to SF's new archbishop, Salvatore Cordileone, to publicly confirm her excommunication.

17 posted on 06/23/2013 5:44:38 PM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: Slump Tester
You apparently choose to ignore the following:

Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts.

18 posted on 06/23/2013 5:47:10 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Electorate data confirms Resolute Conservative voted for Soetoro)
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To: Slump Tester
If this guy is to be believed, it might be as much satire as it would seem.
19 posted on 06/23/2013 5:47:37 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: schm0e
might not be, that is.
20 posted on 06/23/2013 5:47:56 PM PDT by schm0e ("we are in the midst of a coup.")
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To: Bullish

-— There’s no reason to satirize Pelosi.... the things she actually says are hilarious enough as it is. -—

No kidding. Moloch is alive and well in the Democrat Party.


21 posted on 06/23/2013 5:51:54 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: markomalley

I would like to see the old bell, book, and candle routine done on her. In Latin. And I’m a Southern Baptist!


22 posted on 06/23/2013 6:04:41 PM PDT by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: markomalley

WHEN is the Catholic church going to ex-communicate her?

Just how far does one have to go for them to take action?

If they are wondering why the rest of the flock doesn’t follow church teachings, this is the reason. if they won’t address someone like her, everyone else who knows they aren’t as bad as her feels pretty good about themselves. They’re safe if she is.

The Catholic church isn’t giving its adherents any reason to live according to its teachings. Look at the funeral they gave murderer and adulterer Kennedy.

Until they put their money where their mouth is, they will never gain any credibility.


23 posted on 06/23/2013 6:18:47 PM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slave)
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To: livius
Satire used to be pretty common.

Until some Catholics took exception to it :)

24 posted on 06/23/2013 6:37:41 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

Huh?


25 posted on 06/23/2013 6:54:00 PM PDT by livius
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To: COBOL2Java

It may be satire but it’s also an analogy that works, if, the sole measure of whether something is permissible or not is if you’re a woman and you want to do it. Saying abortion is “sacred” to her and her church is just as nuts as saying virgin sacrifice is “sacred”.


26 posted on 06/23/2013 7:35:08 PM PDT by hulagirl (Mother Theresa was right)
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To: metmom
Until they put their money where their mouth is, they will never gain any credibility.

Who are you kidding here? Certainly not me.

29 posted on 06/24/2013 7:15:37 AM PDT by piusv
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To: A.A. Cunningham
To be fair to metmom wrt her comment about the Church not addressing Pelosi....

Yes, they have "addressed" it. They have addressed it the same way over and over again. Verbal rebukes. Pastoral attempts at making her recognize how wrong she is to support abortion AND how wrong it is for her to receive communion. And some bishops even allow it! She even received at the PAPAL INAUGURATION MASS! Same thing over and over.

BUT SHE DOES NOT LISTEN.

It is high time for the Church to get a collective spine and do something tougher than just slapping wrists.

30 posted on 06/24/2013 7:22:25 AM PDT by piusv
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To: piusv

It reminds me of the parent who begs for her children to listen.

*Johnny, come here. I mean it. Come here right now. Johnny. JOHNNY!. Johnny, if you don’t come here right now, do you know what I’m going to do? I’m going to count to 5. OK. I’m going to start now if you don’t come here right now. OK Johnny, this is it. Johnny. One. Johnny, did you hear that? I got to one already....*

And so it goes.

It doesn’t work with children and it’s not going to work with adults because just as the child knows it’s empty threats and there’s no follow through, adults can figure it out as well.

So people like Pelosi and Kennedy and any other Catholic church defying politician, perceives it all as empty threats and weakness on the part of the Church. And they’re likely to get their Catholic funeral anyway, just like Ted Kennedy did.

As long as the RCC is perceived as weak, people are not going to listen or respect it.

The people I respect the most are the ones with the backbone to take a stand, whether I agree with them or not. At least they are standing for what they believe in and have the conviction to do so.


31 posted on 06/24/2013 11:20:49 AM PDT by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: metmom

And metmom....I can finally say that you and I agree on something!


32 posted on 06/24/2013 11:39:30 AM PDT by piusv
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