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Wedding-day kiss will be couple's first
SeattleTimes.nwsource.com ^
| August 9, 2003
Posted on 08/09/2003 5:35:12 PM PDT by Sweet_Sunflower29
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But...but...How will they *know* if they enjoy s*x if they don't try it with many partners before commiting to marriage??
/sarcasm_off>
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
I can understand no sex before marriage, and I can sort of understand no kissing before marriage if I strain my brain, but no hugging?? That's a bit much, imo.
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posted on
08/09/2003 5:39:57 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(One voice, connecting with others like a water droplet on a lake. It cannot be missed.)
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Whatever the Bride brings to the wedding,
he will be bringing some blue things.
To: John Beresford Tipton
"I did have some emotion for her, not a lot," said Burwell, I think this guy is ... unique.
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posted on
08/09/2003 5:47:24 PM PDT
by
Gumption
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
"I did have some emotion for her, not a lot," said Burwell,
Minus the raging boner I presume.
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posted on
08/09/2003 5:51:29 PM PDT
by
Gringo1
(Handsome...and now with springtime fresh lemon scent.)
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
What does one do when on their first night together, he trips over piles of tissues once stuffed in her bra, hitting his head on the Maglight he was about to hide under the bed after removing it from his trousers?
There should be one naked inspection performed to insure that the goods are the real thing?
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posted on
08/09/2003 5:57:47 PM PDT
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: John Beresford Tipton
ROFL
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:01:38 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: 4mycountry
I can understand no sex before marriage, and I can sort of understand no kissing before marriage if I strain my brain, but no hugging?? That's a bit much, imo. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their honeymoon suite. I'm sure the attempts at consumation will be hysterical.
"Honey, what should I do now?
"I haven't a clue, dearheart. You tell me."
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:02:49 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
"My only concern is that it's going to be so wonderful, one of us is going to faint," said Burwell.
At least they will not have that problem on the wedding night..I am sure everything will be over before his pants hit the floor....
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:06:37 PM PDT
by
Califcon
To: Pukin Dog
What does one do when on their first night together, he trips over piles of tissues once stuffed in her bra, hitting his head on the Maglight he was about to hide under the bed after removing it from his trousers?
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Now THAT was a wiping-the-watermelon-from-my-monitor laugh.
...departs from the desk to find clean towels...
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
Weirdos.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:11:21 PM PDT
by
kcar
(T)
To: kcar
Weirdos. Testify.
Everyone knows the sex stops after marriage.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:18:47 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
They agreed to date, and they both admit the first month and a half was something of an effort. Now thats pretty scary...they are prolly the only one for each other, I can't imagine there would be another person in the world who would accept no hugging or kissing before marriage.Jeez
To: martin_fierro
Everyone knows the sex stops after marriage. Considering that even the corner grocery store must tell you when what you bring home is going to expire, maybe men should start asking just when their wives plan to start smelling bad, growing mold and becoming a hazard to a man's health.
Maybe an exchange policy is in order, where you could take her back for another one (or your money back) if upon first opening the package, you discover that she has already gone sour?
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:29:14 PM PDT
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: Sweet_Sunflower29
There's a scene in Scary Movie that I feel will be played out in real life here.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:33:13 PM PDT
by
Monty22
To: Pukin Dog
Oh my. Your wife must be the luckiest woman on earth to have snagged such a charmer.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:35:48 PM PDT
by
Gumption
To: Pukin Dog
Considering that even the corner grocery store must tell you when what you bring home is going to expire, maybe men should start asking just when their wives plan to start smelling bad, growing mold and becoming a hazard to a man's health.
Maybe an exchange policy is in order, where you could take her back for another one (or your money back) if upon first opening the package, you discover that she has already gone sour? And men who think that usually look like Ron Jeremy (an individual, by the way, I became aware of reading FR) with one notable exception.
Their women could do worse than being returned to the store by a guy like that.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:44:06 PM PDT
by
DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
(Dear IRS: I would like to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.)
To: Gumption
I never married. I could not get a money back guarantee at the dealership.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:46:41 PM PDT
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Down girl, t'was only a joke.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:48:30 PM PDT
by
Pukin Dog
(Sans Reproache)
To: Pukin Dog
I never married. I'm absolutely beside myself.
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posted on
08/09/2003 6:59:39 PM PDT
by
Gumption
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