[Pukin Dog]

What does one do when on their first night together, he trips over piles of tissues once stuffed in her bra, hitting his head on the Maglight he was about to hide under the bed after removing it from his trousers?

There should be one naked inspection performed to insure that the goods are the real thing?

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

What does one do when on their first night together, he trips over piles of tissues once stuffed in her bra, hitting his head on the Maglight he was about to hide under the bed after removing it from his trousers?

BWAHAHAHAHAH!

Now THAT was a wiping-the-watermelon-from-my-monitor laugh.


...departs from the desk to find clean towels...

[Professional Engineer]

LOL Good one.

[ctdonath2]

The classic book “Utopia” long ago described exactly such an inspection (properly chaperoned, of course).