I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their honeymoon suite. I'm sure the attempts at consumation will be hysterical.
"Honey, what should I do now?
"I haven't a clue, dearheart. You tell me."
"Honey, what should I do now? "I haven't a clue, dearheart. You tell me."
Why? Are you speaking from expierence? Is this what happened for you the first time?