[Pukin Dog]

Everyone knows the sex stops after marriage.

Considering that even the corner grocery store must tell you when what you bring home is going to expire, maybe men should start asking just when their wives plan to start smelling bad, growing mold and becoming a hazard to a man's health.

Maybe an exchange policy is in order, where you could take her back for another one (or your money back) if upon first opening the package, you discover that she has already gone sour?

[Gumption]

Oh my. Your wife must be the luckiest woman on earth to have snagged such a charmer.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Considering that even the corner grocery store must tell you when what you bring home is going to expire, maybe men should start asking just when their wives plan to start smelling bad, growing mold and becoming a hazard to a man's health.

Maybe an exchange policy is in order, where you could take her back for another one (or your money back) if upon first opening the package, you discover that she has already gone sour?

And men who think that usually look like Ron Jeremy (an individual, by the way, I became aware of reading FR) with one notable exception.

Their women could do worse than being returned to the store by a guy like that.