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Vladimir Putin's nukes will be stopped by aliens
Daily Star (UK) ^ | 4 JUN 2022 | Iwan Stone

Posted on 06/07/2022 10:02:19 AM PDT by Mount Athos

Uri Geller reckons aliens will stop Vladimir Putin if he tries to fire his nuclear weapons.

The spoon bender thinks they will use advanced technology to scramble the Russian dictator’s warheads.

Uri, 75, said: “With one click of a button we can stop the traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco and we can knock out radar systems.

“We can do anything with cyber today – you can imagine what extraterrestrials can do”

Uri thinks aliens could visit us in the next five years – and will come in peace.

He predicts they will land at an iconic location such as mysterious Easter Island or among the pyramids.

Uri went on: “If an extraterrestrial alien civilisation will land here it is not going to be an invasion. It is going to be friendly.

“If they were hostile to us we would have been destroyed a long time ago.”

Uri claims to have had his mysterious powers tested by the CIA at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California, where research has been carried out into nuclear weapons.

And he says the Americans called on him when they needed the Russians to sign the Nuclear Arms Reduction Treaty in 1991.

He claims he used the power of his mind to convince one Russian signatory to put pen to paper.

Uri went on: “Aliens are not going to allow us to go into a nuclear war.

“I don’t think they would have to land for that – to stop Putin from pressing the button.

“There are so many other ways. Look at cyber wars today, look at espionage today.

“I believe that there are a few extraterrestrial intelligences that are monitoring us. Some come from totally different places in the universe.

“We are talking about such sophisticated knowledge that we cannot comprehend.”

Uri says he had his first encounter of the third kind when he was five years old, and shortly after found out he could activate his powers.

And while working with the CIA, he claims to have been shown a piece of a UFO by Nazi scientist Dr Werhner von Braun, alongside a room of alien corpses.

His comments come just months after the US Congress confirmed the existence of UFOs at an official hearing.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: aliens; chat; chatforum; heavensgate; newsforumabuse; nutjobs; tinfoil; weirdstuff
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1 posted on 06/07/2022 10:02:19 AM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: Mount Athos

Well that’s a relief. We’re reaching levels of fakes news that shouldn’t be possible.


2 posted on 06/07/2022 10:04:39 AM PDT by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: Mount Athos

I’m surprised this wasn’t posted first by the Ukraine Uber Alles bunch.


3 posted on 06/07/2022 10:05:11 AM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Mount Athos

No culture, here come the cults.


4 posted on 06/07/2022 10:06:03 AM PDT by Born in 1950 (Anti left, nothing else.)
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To: Mount Athos

Legal? or illegal aliens?


5 posted on 06/07/2022 10:08:20 AM PDT by Bob434 (.)
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To: Mount Athos

As likely as New York being under water due to global warming in 10 years.


6 posted on 06/07/2022 10:09:36 AM PDT by libertylover (Our BIGGEST problem, by far, is that most of the media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
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To: Mount Athos
if they wanted to destroy us, they would have done so long ago “

Why does everyone think this? The world is falling into the abyss of fascist dictatorship right now. What better time to intervene and vaporize this planet?

7 posted on 06/07/2022 10:13:51 AM PDT by atc23 (The Matriarchal Society we embrace has led to masks and mandates and the cult of "safety")
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To: Mount Athos
If anyone at all is 'out there', they're not likely to know that we even exist...


8 posted on 06/07/2022 10:18:00 AM PDT by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: Mount Athos

Question about Putin’s dictator status: Why is he letting Russian law stand in the way of sending troops to the Ukraine?


9 posted on 06/07/2022 10:18:22 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Mount Athos

He’s still bending spoons? I thought he would have started bending forks by now.


10 posted on 06/07/2022 10:22:16 AM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: Mount Athos

“And while working with the CIA, he claims to have been shown a piece of a UFO by Nazi scientist Dr Werhner von Braun, alongside a room of alien corpses.”

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Hadn’t heard that name in a while:

Wernher von Braun and Peak Whiteness
Part 4: “There is a Counterforce in the Zone”

Michael Mark Cohen (Bat Guana Crazy UC Berkley Professor)

Excerpt:
In the end, the Moonshot marked the last great state project in the history of the West and the beginning of the end of technocratic whiteness.

https://medium.com/the-secret-history-of-america/the-whitest-man-who-ever-lived-part-4-af627c5724d8


11 posted on 06/07/2022 10:22:29 AM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: Mount Athos

URI May have visited the lab. He never was studied there


12 posted on 06/07/2022 10:24:36 AM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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To: beethovenfan

What about sporks?


13 posted on 06/07/2022 10:25:01 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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14 posted on 06/07/2022 10:27:58 AM PDT by Bratch
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To: BenLurkin
Question about Putin’s dictator status: Why is he letting Russian law stand in the way of sending troops to the Ukraine?

I have no clue what that is supposed to mean and I think you have been thinking about the Russians and Ukrainians way too much.

15 posted on 06/07/2022 10:28:49 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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To: Mount Athos

So that’s why Biden is letting so many across the southern border. I knew there was an explanation


16 posted on 06/07/2022 10:29:32 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: higgmeister

Not yiu for responding. Please forgive me if it seemed that the inquiry was directed to you personally.


17 posted on 06/07/2022 10:33:17 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Mount Athos

Why not: if Biden can get 81 million votes, more strange things can happen than one could possibly imagine.


18 posted on 06/07/2022 10:36:05 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: Mount Athos
Will these be from the same alien race as the one who banged Hillary?


19 posted on 06/07/2022 10:37:31 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

That must have been one long and lonely voayage from Zeta Reticuli.


20 posted on 06/07/2022 10:40:23 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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