Posted on 01/02/2020 3:45:21 AM PST by DoodleDawg
A man was arrested in Oklahoma after carjacking a truck from outside an adult store in Missouri with a man and his pet goat inside, police say.
Two men stopped at an adult video store in Carthage early Wednesday, police said, according to KOTV. The driver of the pickup truck went inside the store while the passenger and his pet goat remained in the truck, ultimately falling asleep, the outlet reported.
Thats when police say Brandon Kirby, 40, jumped into the truck and took off, allegedly taking meth as he drove the passenger through parts of Kansas, Missouri and Oklahoma, occasionally pistol-whipping him, KTUL reported.
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This is even too much for a redneck country western song.
The probability is high that the goat was living food to be slaugherted and eaten
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What if the truck owner and his friend were muslims.
Maybe the goat was a girlfriend.
What is the moral to this story?
Was the name of the goat named Jimmy and did he eat a bunch of dynamite?
Different story..saner times.
Man, if I had a dollar for every time...
Did You Know That Sex with a Goat is Allowed Under Islam?
http://exposingislamblog.blogspot.com/2014/08/did-you-know-that-sex-with-goat-is.html
Don’t let meth get your goat?
I suppose this is a good a time as ever to post this.
It’s only 24 seconds, just bear with it . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28
“I stole that truck with me own bare hands but do they call me Angus the Car-Jacker? NAE!”
A goat, a carjacker and the Pope walk into an adult bookstore, and the clerk says to Raquel Welch....
They didn’t have a picture of the goat. Was it a good looking goat?
A true reporter would find out what’s behind this.
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