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Carjacker on meth abducts man and his pet goat from Missouri adult store, cops say
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| 1/1/20
| Dawson White
Posted on 01/02/2020 3:45:21 AM PST by DoodleDawg
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A very Missouri type of crime.
To: DoodleDawg
Pet goat in an adult store?
LOL, I almost went to be depressed....
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:47:49 AM PST
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: DoodleDawg
There’s a lot going on in that headline. Adult video stores are still a thing?
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:48:22 AM PST
by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: NorseViking
Pet goat in an adult store?
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The goat was waiting outside in the truck.
The driver was in the store, possibly looking for goat porn material, taking so much time doing so that the human waiting in the truck with the goat fell asleep... thus not being awake to resist the truck-jacking.
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:50:59 AM PST
by
samtheman
(I hope someone close to Trump is reading FR every day.)
To: DoodleDawg
So there I was, sleeping outside the adult bookshop in a pickup with my pet goat, while my pal went to rent an adult video...when some guy on meth jumps in the truck and drives us to Kansas...and then things got wild
The cops must have had fun writing up that one.
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:52:09 AM PST
by
silverleaf
(Age Takes a Toll: Please Have Exact Change)
To: DoodleDawg
Something about humping a goat here and the jokes literally write themselves. Film at 11.
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:53:00 AM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: DoodleDawg
Was the abductee Muslim?
Not a baaaaaaaa-ahaaaad day for the LEO?
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posted on
01/02/2020 3:55:50 AM PST
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obam_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: silverleaf
I don’t think he went in to rent a movie...
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posted on
01/02/2020 4:17:00 AM PST
by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: VTenigma
Adult video stores are still a thing? In Missouri? Totally. Drive I-70 between KC and St. Louis and you'll lose count of the number of adult entertainment stores you'll pass.
To: NorseViking
Comedy act 2. man in adult sore with goat, man on meth abducts man and goat. Cant make this sh## up funny!
To: DoodleDawg
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posted on
01/02/2020 5:13:14 AM PST
by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV)
To: NorseViking
It doesnt take much to imagine who the owner is.
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posted on
01/02/2020 5:21:55 AM PST
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: samtheman
The goat was waiting outside in the truck.
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If he claimed it was a “service animal”, the guy could probably have brought the goat into the store.
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posted on
01/02/2020 5:25:58 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
To: DoodleDawg
I’m sure there’s a case of animal abuse here amongst all of the stupid humans involved. Poor goat.
To: Flick Lives
I see what you did there.
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posted on
01/02/2020 5:47:19 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. No more appeasement. -Ronald Reagan)
To: samtheman
Assuming the goat to be a pet was also suspect.
The probability is high that the goat was living food to be slaugherted and eaten
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posted on
01/02/2020 5:56:55 AM PST
by
bert
( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Progressives are existential American enemies)
To: Flick Lives
...If he claimed it was a service animal, the guy could probably have brought the goat into the store... Does that mean he is intentioned to service the animal?
To: samtheman
“goat porn material”
(still cleaning the coffee off my screen)
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posted on
01/02/2020 6:30:27 AM PST
by
faucetman
(Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
To: DoodleDawg
What was Tom Brady doing in an adult store?
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posted on
01/02/2020 6:31:35 AM PST
by
Paddyboy
(Roma Omnia Vincit)
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