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Nervous Nancy Has Lost Control of Her Crazy Party
Townhall.com ^ | March 11, 2019 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 03/11/2019 3:41:14 AM PDT by Kaslin

The only thing that should keep you roaring in laughter as Nancy Pelosi freaks out trying to keep a lid on the freak show that is the Democratic caucus is the knowledge that the freshmen freakettes giving her fits would impose an ideology of tyranny and murder if given the chance. But you can still allow yourself a good giggle as you watch Nancy’s dreams of a Democrat majority die on the altar of anti-Semitism, taking away your health insurance, and banning cheeseburgers.

This was on display as the Democrats struggled to find a way to publicly pretend to condemn their superstar bigot’s hatred of Jews without annoying all the Democrats for whom hatred of Jews is a key component of their intersectional web of leftist prejudices. Nancy essentially tried to excuse it by explaining that Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Berlin) is too stupid to know she’s anti-Semitic which, to be fair, is plausible.

She could only get her caucus to agree to condemning all prejudice, sort of, including the tsunami of prejudice against Pacific Islanders that we all see around us so much in our daily lives. Take that, people who hate Pacific Islanders.

Of course, the Democrats never named the actual bigot because the Democrat base is affirmatively pro-bigotry. They hate Jews, Christians, white people, dissident non-white people, men, women who like men, and people who blaspheme against the creepy climate cult, among others. The list of Bad People Who Are Bad goes on and on – the key element of intersectionality is that it always intersects with ugly prejudices against groups that leftists see as insufficiently supportive of their sick ideology.

Which is Nancy’s problem, because she won the House back last year by hiding the left-wing evil bubbling under the surface of her party’s collective dogma. She defeated the feckless Paul Ryan – what a loser – by running candidates in largely purple suburban districts who promised that if the voters tossed out the squishy Republican incumbent, the sensible Democrat moderate challenger would not go to Washington and do anything kooky. And, of course, the Lucy’s football phenomena was in full effect as these Nanchurian Candidates trooped up Capitol Hill and promptly got sucked into the crazy. 

Suddenly, instead of playing the fake moderate game, Nancy’s minions had to suck up to a bunch of braying bimbos from safe blue seats. All the nonsense Reps. Talib, Omar, and Ocasio-Cortez spewed on social media and MSNBC thrilled the Democrat base. But what Normal people heard was, “We hate Israel. We hate the idea that you can have cars. We hate you.

And the fact that these commie-come-latelys are so inept is icing on the cake. Rep. Omar couldn’t help but run her fool mouth about what she really thought of the Jews. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez could not manage to let fly with her Green New Deal without making the rookie mistake of telling the people what was actually in it. Free money for those unwilling to work? Maybe that dog hunts among the simpletons in her New York City district, but in America, not so much.

Not only does it rile up Nancy because these clumsy radicals have stolen the spotlight and made it immeasurably harder to pull off her “We’re sensible” scam on the swing seat suckers but it rankles because none of these debutantes have paid their dues. Nancy and the rest of her leadership worked for years and years accumulating power, rising through the ranks, and when they finally regained power suddenly these newbies who paid no dues but have a lot of Twitter followers showed up and took over the Democrat agenda. That’s got to be infuriating, and you can see it when Nancy talks about them – she can’t say it out loud, but you know what’s running through her mind is, “Who the hell do these upstarts think they are?

Well Nancy, they seem to be your party’s future.

The thing is that the Democrat base loves them. These radicals are out of the moderate closet and letting their freak flags fly. Death to Israel! Death to borders! Death to private property. Death to Big Macs!

Nancy could barely manage to applaud (while staying seated) the idea that America will never be socialist. These radicals are now forcing her to stop hiding the party’s real objectives far too soon. The truth was only supposed to come out after they had hold of total power, not so early that we Normals could wake up and stop the onslaught. But now, 2020 is going to provide a whole bunch of great questions to smart Republican candidates, in the off chance there are any:

Do you support the Democrat plan to ban cars and planes?

Do you support the Democrat plan to take away your private insurance and force you onto government healthcare?

Do you support the Democrat plan to abandon Israel?

Do you support the Democrat plan for open borders?

Do you support the Democrat plan for illegal alien voting?

Do you support the Democrat plan to allow doctors to kill babies?

Even the wimps in the purple districts, the gooey mommies who found Trump icky and their Fredocon hubbies who said “Yes, dear” to wifey’s command to vote against the part of Bad Orange Man last November, are going to think twice about backing these nutty Dem plays. It’s all fun and games until Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shows up and tells you that you gotta lose the SUV you use to cart Kaden and Ashleigh to soccer practice.

The moderate Dems will have to turn on the radicals or get turned out. It already happened once as a couple dozen Dems joined Republicans to add an amendment to a gun grab bill that mandated reporting illegal aliens to ICE if they tried to buy a firearm. Ocasio-Cortez and her group opposed it. In fact, the Lil’ Kommissar even threatened to put these rebels on a list to be terminated (via primary now) for daring to *squints real hard* want to report to immigration authorities any illegal aliens trying to illegally buy guns. 

Do it, AOC. DO IT!

Nothing like intra-pinko cannibalism. Turn the Democrat Party into the Donner Party. While you consume each other, I’ll be here gobbling cruelty-free, carbon neutral popcorn.

But, of course, there is always a chance that things don’t go the way we hope, and that there are enough historically ignorant suckers in the big blue cities to allow these freaks to take over the levers of power. Sure, the Democrats’ pain is hilarious, but the fact that a major political party has surrendered itself to the zealots of an ideology that has murdered 100 million people is not so hilarious. Maybe if the socialists get in charge here, they won’t bring misery and murder. Maybe the ones in Congress now are so smart and competent that they can actually make this blood-splattered ideology work. But it’s going to be a hard sell for the Dems to get us to bet our lives on it.


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To: Kaslin

Some clever turns of phrase elicited grins.


21 posted on 03/11/2019 5:42:50 AM PDT by kanawa (Trump Loves a Great Deal)
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To: stonehouse01

Shout that from the ramparts! The Public School Scourge must be expunged!


22 posted on 03/11/2019 5:43:22 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (We live on a tax farm as free-range humans!)
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To: Deplorable American1776

YOU MEAN BETWEEN HER DEMENTED MOMENTS, RIGHT?


23 posted on 03/11/2019 5:46:01 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: bert
we are vulnerable

This should be a congress that will get little done except show the utter failure of the Democrat Party.

We need unity in the Senate to hold back those insane house measures. And our 2nd wall of defense is the veto.

I expect by November of 2020, this Nation will have it's full of Nancy and her freshman minions.

The bottom line - it is all just rhetoric and noise. The fakenews media continues to give a few minor house members more attention then they deserve. And that is the beauty of it all. They more we see them on the news, the more the news becomes non-relevant.

24 posted on 03/11/2019 5:54:02 AM PDT by Dustoff45
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To: Dustoff45
The bottom line - it is all just rhetoric and noise. The fakenews media continues to give a few minor house members more attention then they deserve.

It is how we got here.

The Media have been running the country for most of the last 60 years.

25 posted on 03/11/2019 6:05:23 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: Kaslin

Yes, watching the freak show is quite entertaining today.

I suspect it will not be in a decade or so when demographic shifts put AOC in the position of being the mainstream.


26 posted on 03/11/2019 6:09:02 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: marktwain

“It is how we got here.”

Before a political solution becomes a moot point and ethical staffing aside, where’s a latter day House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC)?
Before current events go beyond their current testy, folks in Warshnon best grow some testes.
“Misappropriating” a ‘60’s expression; “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows”.


27 posted on 03/11/2019 6:28:08 AM PDT by Huaynero
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To: stonehouse01

And...it’s sadly also preached in churches now!!!...with an LGBT flag in the room.

A small local Lutheran church has a minister who took the youth to a gathering in Houston last year. She cheered the Black Lives Matter and LGBT acts all the while having a majority of white teen boys in her group. Luckily, our boys talk so we had the conversation with them about looking things up in The Bible and showed them God’s take on the situations. So, it’s in our churches and many don’t want to change denominations cause they grew up in that church. The saving of this is many have flocked to non-denominational churches that their high governments don’t lock them into twisting the biblical teachings into what Satan can push as ‘loving’.

Nancy, she’s threatened by so many factions she’s got vertigo!!!! You tell them Kirk!!!


28 posted on 03/11/2019 6:29:38 AM PDT by YouGoTexasGirl
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To: bert

Hillary won the illegal alien vote.

Trump won the popular vote among legally eligible voters.

But illegals continue to flood in and the Pubbies do absolutely nothing about it, so yes, we Normals are vulnerable.


29 posted on 03/11/2019 6:37:21 AM PDT by elcid1970 (My gun safe is saying, "Room for one more, honey!")
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To: LouAvul

The Democrats like to spend like drunken Democrats.


30 posted on 03/11/2019 6:38:30 AM PDT by FreedBird (t)
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To: Kaslin

For years I have been equating the left to Umbrella Corporation in Resident Evil. The Umbrella Corp made the T-virus as a weapon and it got away and destroyed them. The left created groups like BLM, antifa, and countless other groups as a weapon. They have since lost control and they are going to suffer the same fate.


31 posted on 03/11/2019 6:51:34 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Kaslin

Nasty Pelousy


32 posted on 03/11/2019 6:57:55 AM PDT by utax
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To: bert

The lost vote harvested seats in California are gone forever. Felons voting in Florida and Virginia add to the mix. I see illegals get IDs in Wisconsin in 2020. The leftist billionaires were wildly successful in buying elections in 2018. I would not be surprised to see a billion dollars spent on house races by the Soros, Steyer, Bloomberg clique. The unchallenged fraud in 2018 will return on steroids in 2020. To the youngest voters socialism is cool. I’m not real confident in regaining the house. Fortunately Trump is on the ticket or I’d rate our chances as very slim.


33 posted on 03/11/2019 7:04:01 AM PDT by hardspunned
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To: utax

Nazi Pelozi


34 posted on 03/11/2019 7:56:01 AM PDT by abclily
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To: bert

Hillary Rotten Clinton might have won the popular vote, but the founding fathers were very wise not to let the election results get decided by who wins the popular vote.


35 posted on 03/11/2019 8:11:13 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: windsorknot

Translation: Nancy Piglosi farts


36 posted on 03/11/2019 8:12:45 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: SanchoP

my pleasure


37 posted on 03/11/2019 8:14:00 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: elcid1970

You said it.


38 posted on 03/11/2019 8:15:18 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Osage Orange
YOU MEAN BETWEEN HER DEMENTED MOMENTS, RIGHT?

Yeah, where's Nancy's daughter now, talking trash about how her mom will carve up her opponents? Clearly, the old bat is no longer in possession of her faculties. What a wonderful opportunity for the junior commies to exploit.

39 posted on 03/11/2019 8:29:39 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Kaslin

The DIMs are the “party” of perverts, perversion and sedition. Quite a party. Want to go?


40 posted on 03/11/2019 8:40:53 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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