Posted on 08/12/2015 10:31:26 AM PDT by aomagrat
Robuck, SC (FOX Carolina) - A 56-year-old Woodruff man was arrested after Spartanburg County deputies learned he stole steaks from a supermarket by concealing the meat in his colostomy bag, according to investigative reports. Deputies were called to the Food Lion on Highway 221 in Roebuck just before 1:30 p.m. Tuesday.
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I forgot to wish your team well for it’s Dec 26 visit to Yankee Stadium, if they’re bowl eligible this season.
http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/bowls/predictions
I’m sorry. I forgot about the extra large heavy duty canvas colostomy bags. Those come in handy on long road trips, when you can’t change the bag for a few days, and you need extra space to store your snacks.
Are we back on track?
That’s up to today’s standards for excellence in journalism. FReepers are just picky. :)
That’s not marinade.
Not by a long shot.
This is a first. Up until this story broke there were no Google search returns for “colostomy bag marinade”.
For good reason, I might add.
Yes, and when he comes down with E.coli 057 they will destroy 34 tons of beef.
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