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Man charged after shoplifting steaks using colostomy bag
WIS TV ^
| Aug 12, 2015
| By Dal Kals
Posted on 08/12/2015 10:31:26 AM PDT by aomagrat
Robuck, SC (FOX Carolina) - A 56-year-old Woodruff man was arrested after Spartanburg County deputies learned he stole steaks from a supermarket by concealing the meat in his colostomy bag, according to investigative reports. Deputies were called to the Food Lion on Highway 221 in Roebuck just before 1:30 p.m. Tuesday.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: South Carolina
KEYWORDS: colostomy; colostomybag; foodlion; napl; pooplion; steak
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I hope he washed them before he ate them.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:31:26 AM PDT
by
aomagrat
To: aomagrat
Lot of Clemson fans up that way.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:32:45 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
To: aomagrat
Yeah...the commentary on this story should be interesting.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:15 AM PDT
by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: aomagrat
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:32 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: aomagrat
Geez Louise. If the poor man has a colostomy bag, and he’s going to shoplift food, well, just a bad combination........
To: aomagrat
And when they searched him, he probably said “SCAT!”
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:38 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
To: aomagrat
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:34:41 AM PDT
by
Sister_T
(Atttaaaaccckkkkkk Waaaattttcccchhhhh! https://youtu.be/-XYKRokgX00)
To: aomagrat
"Gimme some of that brown round."
To: aomagrat
The store has decided they don’t want their merchandise returned.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:36:06 AM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: aomagrat
So he stashed his stolen steaks in his colostomy bag.
What a novel idea! And I bet that also added to the tenderization process before cooking!
/barf
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:36:53 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: aomagrat
Thank You, God. /Noob prayer
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:37:40 AM PDT
by
GoneSalt
To: aomagrat
Many grocery stores sell marinated meat, ready to go.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:39:04 AM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
(Do Not Vote for List: See my profile)
To: aomagrat
How could someone tell the difference between the steak sauce and the other stuff?
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:39:19 AM PDT
by
grumpygresh
(We don't have Democrats and Republicans, we have the Faustian uni-party)
To: aomagrat
What a s**tty way to steal a steak!
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:40:10 AM PDT
by
Crystal Palace East
("We Must All Hang Together, or Assuredly We Will All Hang Separately" B. Franklin)
To: aomagrat
Confucius say “man who put steaks in colostomy bag have s****y meal.”
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:41:01 AM PDT
by
henkster
(Ms. Clinton, are you a criminal or just really stupid?)
To: PetroniusMaximus
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:43:42 AM PDT
by
brivette
To: Crystal Palace East
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:45:35 AM PDT
by
brivette
To: aomagrat
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:46:43 AM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: aomagrat
One wonders where he hid the A1.
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:51:01 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(I just took a big Obama.)
To: aomagrat
Honey, this steak tastes like sh**!
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posted on
08/12/2015 10:56:08 AM PDT
by
PGR88
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