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Man charged after shoplifting steaks using colostomy bag
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| Aug 12, 2015
| By Dal Kals
Posted on 08/12/2015 10:31:26 AM PDT by aomagrat
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To: aomagrat
Saves him the bother of eating them. It’s where they will end up, anyway.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:21:16 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: aomagrat
Employees informed deputies that a man had stolen five packages of steaks, valued at $75, by stuffing the steaks into a canvas bag and then leaving the store without paying. That's not a colostomy bag. It may be the bag he keeps his colostomy supplies in. He did not put five steaks inside a colostomy bag.
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:22:19 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
To: brivette
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:27:03 AM PDT
by
Crystal Palace East
("We Must All Hang Together, or Assuredly We Will All Hang Separately" B. Franklin)
To: Dilbert San Diego
At that point, let the guy have the steaks.
Do you really want them back?!?
To: aomagrat
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:33:12 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Army Air Corps; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:42:25 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: BykrBayb
That's not a colostomy bag. It may be the bag he keeps his colostomy supplies in. He did not put five steaks inside a colostomy bag. Please do not ruin a thread with great potential for pun-ish hilarity with factual observations.
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:57:25 AM PDT
by
sockmonkey
(Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
To: aomagrat
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:59:00 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: aomagrat
He must know the Illinois Enema Bandit.
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posted on
08/12/2015 11:59:50 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Gamecock
Some Gamecock fans too. Roebuck to Clemson is only 5 minutes more driving time than Roebuck to Colombia is.
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:01:29 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
** Colombia **
I would have thought South America is longer drive than that.
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:06:40 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
To: Slings and Arrows
Someone is selling the sizzle...not the steak!
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:10:54 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:16:50 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(BINGO!)
To: BykrBayb
Yes. Their reporter either was stoned or relied too much on spell check.
“...but then admitted to stealing the stakes.”
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:26:50 PM PDT
by
VanShuyten
("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
To: Daffynition
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:33:36 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:36:45 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: aomagrat
Not that`s a crappy idea.
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:36:55 PM PDT
by
nomad
To: Gamecock
If I called that hole of a city by it’s real name Spurrierlumbia, few here would know where it is.
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:37:22 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Well your Clemson education is showing:
Col
ombia is a country just South of Panama.
So you've just learned more in one post than all your time at Moo-U.
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posted on
08/12/2015 12:40:15 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
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