To: aomagrat
Employees informed deputies that a man had stolen five packages of steaks, valued at $75, by stuffing the steaks into a canvas bag and then leaving the store without paying. That's not a colostomy bag. It may be the bag he keeps his colostomy supplies in. He did not put five steaks inside a colostomy bag.
23 posted on
08/12/2015 11:22:19 AM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
To: BykrBayb
That's not a colostomy bag. It may be the bag he keeps his colostomy supplies in. He did not put five steaks inside a colostomy bag. Please do not ruin a thread with great potential for pun-ish hilarity with factual observations.
28 posted on
08/12/2015 11:57:25 AM PDT by
sockmonkey
(Of course I didn't read the article. After all, this is Free Republic.)
To: BykrBayb
Yes. Their reporter either was stoned or relied too much on spell check.
“...but then admitted to stealing the stakes.”
35 posted on
08/12/2015 12:26:50 PM PDT by
VanShuyten
("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
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