Thank You President Obama for Freeing Me

Townhall.com ^ | February 16, 2014 | Bruce Bialosky

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[Kaslin]

Excellent post

[left that other site]

There is a verse that rhymes with “Heart”.

[Bob]

There’s no question in my mind - sarcasm was almost dripping off of every sentence.

[Ditter]

The way I learned it the word rhymes with fruit.

Why don’t you sing your version for us! :)

[VRW Conspirator]

One of the nice things about learning to write poetry is that a lot of words rhyme with fart.

And the only word that I can find that rhymes with Obama is Barf-o-rama.

[Redcloak]

When I was a kid, most families didn’t want dad at home, sitting on his @$$, writing poetry, playing the guitar and “spending more time” with them. They wanted him at work and bringing home the bacon so they’d have something to eat.

But that's racist.

(I was gonna go with homofo, home, homa, scared of twinks, but I'm being too lazy. Which means, of course, that I'm being way too lazy for a real argument. So instead, I'm gonna go with a canned, liberal response. I'd throw Pajamaboy in there too, but it's too much work.)

[left that other site]

the way I learned it, lo these many years ago:

Beans, Beans, They’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more your fart, the better you feel,
And then you sit down for another meal

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot...etc

(I learned this American Classic at the knee of my sainted Mother! LOL)

[Ditter]

Excellent! A little different from the way I learned it but it brings back fond memories. :)

[left that other site]

I am so happy to have been able to add to FR’s cultural heritage today! LOL!

[Ditter]

Yes you are truly a prize! :)

[left that other site]

Aw shucks! gee thanks, Ditter! :-D

[terycarl]

My father used to recite that to us frequently (with appropriate sound effects). Strangely enough I had never heard the word “fart” until my husband explained it to me( again with sound effects).

I decided to try it too........are they supposed to be wet??????

[Right Wing Assault]

Than there’s:

Jack ate the beans,
the beans were loaded.
Jack went to bed,
the beans exploded.
Off with the covers,
off with the sheets,
a 50-yard dash to the toilet seat.

(I always wondered if Jack lived in a huge house or it the bathroom just SEEMED to be 50-yards away.)

[reformedliberal]

We were raised similarly.

I go married at age 21. My husband had to patiently explain dirty jokes and common anatomical epithets to me. I only knew proper scientific anatomical terms.

By age 28, I could swear like sailor.

[GeronL]

why would you want to?

[left that other site]

Ahhh...Poetry! LOL!

[Ditter]

hummmmm! I don’t think you did it right, you had better excuse yourself now. :(

[Stentor]

(I always wondered if Jack lived in a huge house or it the bathroom just SEEMED to be 50-yards away.)

Where I grew up it was a total of 50 yards out the back door through the back yard. You was born with a silver spoon in your mouth.(;>

[lonestar]

If this isn't satire, they will end up in divorce court because his wife will not want him home all the time.

She might get a job to replace his lost bring home pay...and let him run the household.