the way I learned it, lo these many years ago:
Beans, Beans, They’re good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more your fart, the better you feel,
And then you sit down for another meal
Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot...etc
(I learned this American Classic at the knee of my sainted Mother! LOL)
Excellent! A little different from the way I learned it but it brings back fond memories. :)
Than there’s:
Jack ate the beans,
the beans were loaded.
Jack went to bed,
the beans exploded.
Off with the covers,
off with the sheets,
a 50-yard dash to the toilet seat.
(I always wondered if Jack lived in a huge house or it the bathroom just SEEMED to be 50-yards away.)