[Right Wing Assault]

Than there’s:

Jack ate the beans,
the beans were loaded.
Jack went to bed,
the beans exploded.
Off with the covers,
off with the sheets,
a 50-yard dash to the toilet seat.

(I always wondered if Jack lived in a huge house or it the bathroom just SEEMED to be 50-yards away.)

[left that other site]

Ahhh...Poetry! LOL!

[Stentor]

(I always wondered if Jack lived in a huge house or it the bathroom just SEEMED to be 50-yards away.)

Where I grew up it was a total of 50 yards out the back door through the back yard. You was born with a silver spoon in your mouth.(;>

[goat granny]

lol the 50 yard toilet was an outhouse. Minimum distance from house (if you get my drift)

[Ditter]

When that poem was written the toilet was probably in the little house behind the house.

[jim999]

You must be one of them thar city slickers.
It was in the back of the house.
Waaaay in back of the house.