Skip to comments.Republicans Decide to Follow the Principles of their Party
Posted on 04/01/2013 7:40:05 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople
In an apparent turnaround, Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell have decided that the Basic Principles of the Republican Party, as espoused by Ronald Reagan, will now be the SOP for dealing with Democrats and President Barack Hussein Obama (mmm mmm mmm).
"We see that approving Homosexual Marriage, Illegal Aliens invading our borders, confiscating 40-60% of what everybody earns, is a disaster for America, said Boehner, with a tear in his eye.
"I agree", added McConnell. "For too long, President Hussein Obama has been getting backrubs and his feet kissed by me and the rest of the GOP House and Senate leadership. It's time to stand up to that Marxist tyrant and do what we can to reconstruct America".
President Obama, in private meetings with Reggie Love, had no comment.
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I know it’s April First, but, a double fool’s joke? “Principles of the Republican Party” and “Bonehead actually having any” in the same satire?
The GOP is dead.
Dead, dead, dead.
If only it were true.
"...said Boehner, with a tear in his eye."
I think Foster Brooks could have done a great impression of this guy....
You're not even trying to catch people now, are you?
SOP... screwing stuff up is standard operating procedure for the Stupid Old Party.
The great Foster Brooks... he’ll make you cry from laughing so hard.
Heck, I always thought Boehner was doing his impression of Foster Brooks...............Live and learn.
” - - - said Boehner, with a tear in his eye. - - - “
Question Number One: What is the death knell for the resurgence of a Republican Party with ‘Fire-in-the-belly?’
Answer: A Sobber of The House named Boehner.
I can hear it now as Sobber Boehner heads into Battle: “ CHARGE! - - - - Wait! Who stole my Keenex? I can’t do anything without my Kleenex!”
Question Number Two: Why is Sobber Boehner the best the US House of Representatives has to do battle with the evil empire of Obamanation?
Answer to be found in a variation of an Uncle Remus story below:
Story time: Yazzuh, yazzuh! Dat Br’er Rabbit Boehner just love to whap dat Tar Baby up side the haid!
Br’er Fox Obama he laugh and laugh!
Been four year now that Br’er Rabbit Boehner been whapping on dat Tar Baby in the Congressional Briar Patch.
Br’er Rabbit Boehner sho’ is stupid - - - um, um, UM!
They ain't got no STINKING principles!!!
What is the death knell for the resurgence of a Republican Party with Fire-in-the-belly?
Hard hearted Nancy "Iron Pants" Pelosi and cry baby John "Diaper Boy" Boehner
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