"...said Boehner, with a tear in his eye."
"...said Boehner, with a tear in his eye."
I think Foster Brooks could have done a great impression of this guy....
” - - - said Boehner, with a tear in his eye. - - - “
Question Number One: What is the death knell for the resurgence of a Republican Party with ‘Fire-in-the-belly?’
Answer: A Sobber of The House named Boehner.
I can hear it now as Sobber Boehner heads into Battle: “ CHARGE! - - - - Wait! Who stole my Keenex? I can’t do anything without my Kleenex!”
Question Number Two: Why is Sobber Boehner the best the US House of Representatives has to do battle with the evil empire of Obamanation?
Answer to be found in a variation of an Uncle Remus story below:
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Story time: Yazzuh, yazzuh! Dat Br’er Rabbit Boehner just love to whap dat Tar Baby up side the haid!
Br’er Fox Obama he laugh and laugh!
Been four year now that Br’er Rabbit Boehner been whapping on dat Tar Baby in the Congressional Briar Patch.
Br’er Rabbit Boehner sho’ is stupid - - - um, um, UM!
