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Republicans Decide to Follow the Principles of their Party
Free Republic ^ | April 1, 2103 | Mutt the Hoople

Posted on 04/01/2013 7:40:05 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople

In an apparent turnaround, Speaker John Boehner and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell have decided that the Basic Principles of the Republican Party, as espoused by Ronald Reagan, will now be the SOP for dealing with Democrats and President Barack Hussein Obama (mmm mmm mmm).

"We see that approving Homosexual Marriage, Illegal Aliens invading our borders, confiscating 40-60% of what everybody earns, is a disaster for America, said Boehner, with a tear in his eye.

"I agree", added McConnell. "For too long, President Hussein Obama has been getting backrubs and his feet kissed by me and the rest of the GOP House and Senate leadership. It's time to stand up to that Marxist tyrant and do what we can to reconstruct America".

President Obama, in private meetings with Reggie Love, had no comment.

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Yeah yeahyeah....april fools. However, I just wish this parody had at least 5% accuracy.
1 posted on 04/01/2013 7:40:05 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople
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To: MuttTheHoople

I know it’s April First, but, a double fool’s joke? “Principles of the Republican Party” and “Bonehead actually having any” in the same satire?

The GOP is dead.

Dead, dead, dead.


2 posted on 04/01/2013 7:41:59 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: MuttTheHoople

If only it were true.


3 posted on 04/01/2013 7:50:39 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
"...said Boehner, with a tear in his eye."


4 posted on 04/01/2013 7:52:13 AM PDT by Iron Munro (Welcome to Obama-Land - EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY)
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To: Iron Munro

I think Foster Brooks could have done a great impression of this guy....


5 posted on 04/01/2013 7:53:36 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: MuttTheHoople
Republicans Decide to Follow the Principles of their Party

You're not even trying to catch people now, are you?

6 posted on 04/01/2013 8:12:47 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: MuttTheHoople

SOP... screwing stuff up is standard operating procedure for the Stupid Old Party.


7 posted on 04/01/2013 8:28:30 AM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: illiac

The great Foster Brooks... he’ll make you cry from laughing so hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcYTQokKdIg


8 posted on 04/01/2013 8:35:46 AM PDT by Third Person (Welcome to Gaymerica.)
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To: illiac
I think Foster Brooks could have done a great impression of this guy....

Heck, I always thought Boehner was doing his impression of Foster Brooks...............Live and learn.

9 posted on 04/01/2013 8:37:44 AM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: Iron Munro; Jane Long; RitaOK; butterdezillion; Yosemitest; okie01; All

” - - - said Boehner, with a tear in his eye. - - - “

Question Number One: What is the death knell for the resurgence of a Republican Party with ‘Fire-in-the-belly?’

Answer: A Sobber of The House named Boehner.

I can hear it now as Sobber Boehner heads into Battle: “ CHARGE! - - - - Wait! Who stole my Keenex? I can’t do anything without my Kleenex!”

Question Number Two: Why is Sobber Boehner the best the US House of Representatives has to do battle with the evil empire of Obamanation?

Answer to be found in a variation of an Uncle Remus story below:

________

Story time: Yazzuh, yazzuh! Dat Br’er Rabbit Boehner just love to whap dat Tar Baby up side the haid!

Br’er Fox Obama he laugh and laugh!

Been four year now that Br’er Rabbit Boehner been whapping on dat Tar Baby in the Congressional Briar Patch.

Br’er Rabbit Boehner sho’ is stupid - - - um, um, UM!


10 posted on 04/01/2013 8:44:13 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: MuttTheHoople
Principles?

What principles?

They ain't got no STINKING principles!!!

11 posted on 04/01/2013 8:47:03 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Life is a bitch. If it was easy, we would call it a slut)
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To: Graewoulf
What is the death knell for the resurgence of a Republican Party with ‘Fire-in-the-belly?’

Hard hearted Nancy "Iron Pants" Pelosi and cry baby John "Diaper Boy" Boehner


12 posted on 04/01/2013 12:03:47 PM PDT by Iron Munro (Welcome to Obama-Land - EVERYTHING NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY)
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