Posted on 03/30/2013 8:19:15 AM PDT by Kaslin
Actor Jim Carrey’s “Cold Dead Hand” video unleashed a firestorm of outrage among conservatives and gun-rights advocates—and for good reason. In one pathetic song, Carrey, who enjoys the protection of an armed bodyguard, mocks the nearly 90 million gun owners in this country, Charlton Heston and rural America. Allahpundit over at Hot Air summed it up best when he said the song is “neither funny nor biting” but rather, is “basically an extended dick joke of the sort that’s been thrown at gun owners for decades.” Indeed.
But it seems Carrey couldn’t handle Greg Gutfeld’s criticism on Fox News. The actor released a ludicrous and semi-coherent statement on Friday in response, which called Fox News “Fux News,” and referred to the network as a “giant culture fart,” and a “media colostomy bag.” Wow:
Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.
I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.
I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.
I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.
The Five didn’t let this one go—all of them, including Bob Beckel, took shots at the “comedian’s” remarks. “Our country is great because washed-up comics have the right to suck,” Gutfeld said. “I love the First Amendment—and Twitter especially—for it exposes the soft underbelly of the celebrity simple mind. They undo everything their publicists try to mask.
Gutfeld exposes the soft underbelly of simple-minded celebs
Why does this matter? As Katie pointed out in her post on Carreys video, Culture and Hollywood trump politics on every issue, all the time. Its important that the Right fights back and exposes Hollywoods hypocrisy and idiocy for what it is.
I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.
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What a moron. LOL
He would sue them IF he had cause. He doesn’t. He is doing exactly what he is accusing them of doing. He is proof that liberalism is a disease.
I’m sure if he looked hard enough he would be able to find a good psychiatrist to help him.
...wanna get his knickers twisted?...just two words, Burt Wonderstone.....a Hollywood humungous flop
What was the “slander”? I missed that completely.
He’s Canadian, isn’t he?
Has he even had a successful movie in the last decade? All I can think off have been flops, including his most recent the Burt Wonderstone dog.
Well, he is a liberal, and as everyone knows liberals lies and they are hypocrites. They can’t help it. It comes natural to them.
Jim Fairy seems to have a fetish with colostomy bags.
He has dual citizenship.
That is correct, plus he is a high school drop out and is not funny at all. I’ve never cared for him
Carey’s recent comedic routines are more indicative of severe withdrawal symptoms rather than actual comedy.
Not to mention Carrey, the “token white,” copied the whole schtick form Jimmy Kimmel’s credit card commercial..”50% more sawbucks!”
This is a good question, I had to look it up on IMDB and Box Office Mojo. Believe it or not, he's had a fair amount of box office success. Granted, he was saved on several occasions by the foreign receipts, but even that turd "Yes Man" made money.
You know you’ve screwed up when you can’t even get Bob (Beckel) to defend your sorry ass. At least you should know it - apparently carrey is still in denial.
More dumb libtards
Barbra Streisand
Completed high school
Career: Singing and acting
Cher
Dropped out of school in 9th grade.
Career: Singing and acting
Martin Sheen
Flunked exam to enter University of Dayton.
Career: Acting
Jessica Lange
Dropped out college mid-freshman year.
Career: Acting
Alec Baldwin
Dropped out of George Washington U. after scandal
Career: Acting
Julia Roberts
Completed high school
Career: Acting
Sean Penn
Completed High school
Career: Acting
Susan Sarandon
Degree in Drama from Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C.
Career: Acting
Ed Asner
Completed High school
Career: Acting
George Clooney
Dropped out of University of Kentucky
Career: Acting
Michael Moore
Dropped out first year University of Michigan.
Career: Movie Director
Sarah Jessica Parker
Completed High School
Career: Acting
Jennifer Anniston
Completed High School
Career: Acting
Mike Farrell
Completed High school
Career: Acting
Janeane Garofalo
Dropped out of College.
Career: Stand up comedienne, Professional Hosebag
Larry Hagman
Attended Bard College for one year.
Career: Acting
"Haul ass, then", sez I along with millions of others. But these cretins never do.
Must be a very weird existence, being such high-level hypocrites.
with his jenny mccarthy anti-vaccine schtick he has probably killed more people than every shooting by an AR semi-automatic .22 (the so-called “assault gun)
This from the man who tried to get laughs by crawling out of a mechanical rhino's butt ...
That was great.
Dang, he really is a major a-hole.
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