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“The Five” Absolutely Destroy Jim Carrey’s Absurd Press Release
Townhall.com ^ | March 30, 2013 | Leah Barkoukis

Posted on 03/30/2013 8:19:15 AM PDT by Kaslin

Actor Jim Carrey’s “Cold Dead Hand” video unleashed a firestorm of outrage among conservatives and gun-rights advocates—and for good reason. In one pathetic song, Carrey, who enjoys the protection of an armed bodyguard, mocks the nearly 90 million gun owners in this country, Charlton Heston and rural America. Allahpundit over at Hot Air summed it up best when he said the song is “neither funny nor biting” but rather, is “basically an extended dick joke of the sort that’s been thrown at gun owners for decades.” Indeed.

But it seems Carrey couldn’t handle Greg Gutfeld’s criticism on Fox News. The actor released a ludicrous and semi-coherent statement on Friday in response, which called Fox News “Fux News,” and referred to the network as a “giant culture fart,” and a “media colostomy bag.” Wow: 

Since I released my “Cold Dead Hand” video on Funny or Die this week, I have watched Fux News rant, rave, bare its fangs and viciously slander me because of my stand against large magazines and assault rifles. I would take them to task legally if I felt they were worth my time or that anyone with a brain in their head could actually fall for such irresponsible buffoonery. That would gain them far too much attention which is all they really care about.

I’ll just say this: in my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue.

I sincerely believe that in time, good people will lose patience with the petty and poisonous behavior of these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure.

I wish them all the luck that accompanies such malevolence.

The Five didn’t let this one go—all of them, including Bob Beckel, took shots at the “comedian’s” remarks. “Our country is great because washed-up comics have the right to suck,” Gutfeld said. “I love the First Amendment—and Twitter especially—for it exposes the soft underbelly of the celebrity simple mind. They undo everything their publicists try to mask.

Gutfeld exposes the soft underbelly of simple-minded celebs

Why does this matter? As Katie pointed out in her post on Carrey’s video, Culture and Hollywood trump politics on every issue, all the time. It’s important that the Right fights back and exposes Hollywood’s hypocrisy and idiocy for what it is.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: blamecanada; foxnews; guncontrol; hollywood; hollywoodreds; hypocrisy; publicitystunt; secondamendment; thefive; usefulidiot
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To: eddiespaghetti

Your are correct. My mistake.


81 posted on 03/30/2013 11:33:18 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: EEGator

I am aware of that. It’s bullshit too.

I was a very high level corporate officer in a top 20 financial services company. Our best managers were either internally promoted front line folks, or former NCOs. If they could grasp the math required for the budget process they were golden.

The rest was teachable or experiential.

Sure the corporate finance guys required different skill sets and training. But, for the most part, your average 24 year old kid getting out of the average state school, would have been better suited for a manufacturing job. If we hadn’t sent them all away. So we send them to “school”, teach them PowerPoint, and give them “service” jobs that are scripted and automated to the point where they are not “allowed” to think on their own.

And we do all of this for $45,000 a year, including room and board.

As parents we are fools for buying into it—and allowing our kids to buy into it. And the kids will spend the next 20 years trying to figure out why it did not work the way it was promised.


82 posted on 03/30/2013 11:37:36 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: mjp

I have to say, at least they were smart enough to skip college.


83 posted on 03/30/2013 11:38:14 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: Vermont Lt

Luckily for me University of Florida is quite cheap for it’s quality. I also was able to use my GI Bill before having to take any loans. I’ll graduate with very little owed and an engineering degree. Out of state colleges for useless degrees are really going to bite some people in the ass.


84 posted on 03/30/2013 11:46:13 AM PDT by EEGator
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To: Huskrrrr

“Another Hollywood cockroach dissing mainstream America.”

Another CANADIAN cockroach...send his wimpy @$$ back...


85 posted on 03/30/2013 11:46:38 AM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a Tea Party descendant...steeped in the Constitutional Republic given to us by the Founders.)
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To: A_perfect_lady

Thanks, but like I said I’ve never heard of it.


86 posted on 03/30/2013 12:00:50 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Kaslin

How can you tell when a “comic” is washed up? He turns to politics.


87 posted on 03/30/2013 12:01:20 PM PDT by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: Vermont Lt
As parents we are fools for buying into it—and allowing our kids to buy into it. And the kids will spend the next 20 years trying to figure out why it did not work the way it was promised.

Preach it brutha.

88 posted on 03/30/2013 12:15:00 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: Kaslin

Mommy forget to change your diapers, Jim?


89 posted on 03/30/2013 12:16:40 PM PDT by RWB Patriot ("My ability is a value that must be purchased and I don't recognize anyone's need as a claim on me.")
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To: EEGator

Is that really the guy who was so funny years ago?

https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=jim+carrey&sourceid=opera&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest

Hard to believe he’s such an a-hole.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3002380/posts?page=15#15


91 posted on 03/30/2013 12:20:46 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (The most insidious power the news media has, is the power to ignore.)
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To: carriage_hill

I seriously think he has mental problems. I believe he is/was medicated for depression or bipolar disorder. Throw that in with midlife crisis, failed marriage, washed up career, and possibly drugs or alcohol and you have a very bad mix.


92 posted on 03/30/2013 12:36:23 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: EEGator

That would definitely do it... thx.


93 posted on 03/30/2013 12:44:37 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (The most insidious power the news media has, is the power to ignore.)
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To: EEGator

43 years (if I make it to May 12) as a Mechanical Engineering Technician at one of the top AE firms in the U.S. Not a single college credit. Try that today.


94 posted on 03/30/2013 12:54:07 PM PDT by Starstruck (Question. What would the U.S. look like today if there was no 2nd Amendment.)
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To: Starstruck

Your resume would go right in the shredder.


95 posted on 03/30/2013 12:56:06 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: mjp

Didn’t Matt Damon also drop out (of Harvard?)


96 posted on 03/30/2013 2:08:50 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (Welcome to the new America.)
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Douche bag Carrey can’t handle the criticism. What a spoiled POS.


97 posted on 03/30/2013 2:11:03 PM PDT by Gene Eric (The Palin Doctrine.)
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To: EEGator

The jackass traded humor for the “malevolence” he sees in others.


98 posted on 03/30/2013 2:14:03 PM PDT by Gene Eric (The Palin Doctrine.)
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To: skimbell

I wish they’d never killed her in NCIS.


99 posted on 03/30/2013 2:20:54 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: EEGator

That, my young friend, is EXACTLY the way to do it. My daughter will get out with less than $6 k in debt...which is less than I incurred 30 years ago. Having no debt is like adding $10,000 to your peer group base salary.

Good for you. Good luck.

And thanks for serving.


100 posted on 03/30/2013 2:58:46 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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