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Meth Lab Explodes In Manís Pants
CBS St. Louis ^ | Friday, April 27, 2012 | Staff

Posted on 04/28/2012 1:32:00 PM PDT by canuck_conservative

OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.

Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell.

Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge.

A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured.


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KEYWORDS: crime; dontdothis; methlabs; oops; stuffinpants; thingsinpants
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"Is that a meth lab in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

1 posted on 04/28/2012 1:32:04 PM PDT by canuck_conservative
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To: canuck_conservative

Laughed loud and long at the headline!


2 posted on 04/28/2012 1:34:40 PM PDT by Hegemony Cricket (The emperor has no pedigree.)
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To: canuck_conservative

Is he singing soprano?


3 posted on 04/28/2012 1:34:48 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: canuck_conservative

TTIUWP.


4 posted on 04/28/2012 1:37:01 PM PDT by synbad600
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To: canuck_conservative

....’Hot Pockets’


5 posted on 04/28/2012 1:39:54 PM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: canuck_conservative

Aside from the comical content of the story, journalists seem to be somewhat fuzzy regarding what constitutes a “laboratory” and a reaction vessel. Whether it’s a deliberate attempt to dumb-down the audience, journalistic lazyness, or a mixture of both is unclear.


6 posted on 04/28/2012 1:43:41 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: canuck_conservative

Never a good idea to keep the condenser running for “stimulation”....


7 posted on 04/28/2012 1:44:24 PM PDT by mikrofon (Couldn't do the meth...)
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To: canuck_conservative

Unghh....


8 posted on 04/28/2012 1:45:22 PM PDT by Eepsy
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To: canuck_conservative

I guess his crank got crank’ed


9 posted on 04/28/2012 1:45:22 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: canuck_conservative

Bad place for a meth lab


10 posted on 04/28/2012 1:47:25 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: canuck_conservative

11 posted on 04/28/2012 1:47:50 PM PDT by Autonomous User ( I guess a liberal and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.)
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To: SpaceBar
Whether it’s a deliberate attempt to dumb-down the audience, journalistic lazyness, or a mixture of both is unclear.

A few weeks ago, there was a story about an elderly woman who had served as a radio operator many years ago. The journalist reported that the woman had received messages in Morris Code.

Ignorance and Laziness. That's what J-School teaches 'em.

12 posted on 04/28/2012 1:48:29 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Like Emmett Till, Trayvon Martin has become simply a stick with which to beat Whites.)
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To: canuck_conservative

Best.

Headline.

Ever.


13 posted on 04/28/2012 1:48:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Admin Moderator refuses to let me hit it. -- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2875871/posts)
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To: canuck_conservative

Gives new meaning to “Breaking Bad” in your pants!


14 posted on 04/28/2012 1:48:52 PM PDT by NEWwoman (God Bless America)
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To: canuck_conservative

Meth lab—shaken, not stirred.


15 posted on 04/28/2012 1:49:57 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: canuck_conservative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSXvATLmSU


16 posted on 04/28/2012 1:49:57 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: canuck_conservative

I’ll take stuff thats dangerous to perform even inside a fume hooded lexan glove box with a nearby eyewash station while wearing a rubber apron and goggles for $500 Alex.


17 posted on 04/28/2012 1:50:09 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: canuck_conservative
Indigent idiots like this guy are bankrupting burn units and forcing them to shut their doors.
18 posted on 04/28/2012 1:53:59 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: canuck_conservative

I’ve got a party in my pants and you’re invited.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_u4UTvk9w


19 posted on 04/28/2012 2:00:31 PM PDT by tumblindice (Our new, happy lives.)
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To: canuck_conservative

He picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue.


20 posted on 04/28/2012 2:05:06 PM PDT by richmwill
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
In a previous life, I spent two weeks in a county hospital's burn ward escaping from a fire. There was one dude there who had fused his fingers together from smoking in bed. Couldn't even hold a cig anymore. He would periodically scream for a nurse to come and hold a lighted cig to his mouth to address his nicotine fit. That's a serious addiction! I've seen stoners give up weed with far less trouble.
21 posted on 04/28/2012 2:27:06 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping!


22 posted on 04/28/2012 2:39:12 PM PDT by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: canuck_conservative

23 posted on 04/28/2012 2:46:22 PM PDT by Gone_Postal
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To: windcliff; I Drive Too Fast

Ping


24 posted on 04/28/2012 3:16:38 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: ClearCase_guy
The journalist reported that the woman had received messages in Morris Code.

LOL! The messages probably came from Road Island.

25 posted on 04/28/2012 3:33:03 PM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: SpaceBar

A “ lab” is simply a 2 liter bottle..


26 posted on 04/28/2012 3:35:59 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Vigilanteman
“In a previous life, I spent two weeks in a county hospital's burn ward escaping from a fire.”

Great fun, isn't it. I had a radiator blow up in my face
about 25 years ago. I still get a little queasy when I smell
antifreeze.

27 posted on 04/28/2012 3:43:06 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: canuck_conservative

He had a crack lab in his shorts!


28 posted on 04/28/2012 3:47:18 PM PDT by NoLibZone (I'm with Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney - Anybody but Obama, because I trust their judgment.)
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To: canuck_conservative

And this, this is why you shouldn’t buy illegal drugs off the street - you never know where they’ve been.


29 posted on 04/28/2012 3:59:48 PM PDT by Pinkbell (Woo hoo! Another moderate candidate! Thanks GOP and voters!)
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To: Gone_Postal; Slings and Arrows

30 posted on 04/28/2012 4:05:57 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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To: Morgana

LOL


31 posted on 04/28/2012 4:15:28 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: Morgana
pretty much...
32 posted on 04/28/2012 4:31:09 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: canuck_conservative

I wonder why meth addicts and Islamoterrorists always think their underwear is a good place to hide stuff. Their genitals are in there! Idiots!


33 posted on 04/28/2012 4:37:39 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life. - Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)
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To: canuck_conservative

Also in his pants: a self-administered IQ test.


34 posted on 04/28/2012 4:52:57 PM PDT by Mobties (Let the markets work! Reduce the government's footprint!)
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To: canuck_conservative; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; GOPsterinMA; Impy; JulieRNR21; randita; ...

This is too funny. I just wish I could think of a good joke about it.


35 posted on 04/28/2012 5:09:31 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (A liberal's compassion is limited to the size of other peoples' paychecks)
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To: canuck_conservative

Man takes chance
Plants bomb in pants
No more romance
For druggie boy.


36 posted on 04/28/2012 5:28:32 PM PDT by Rocky (REPEAL IT!)
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To: canuck_conservative

37 posted on 04/28/2012 5:42:50 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: Clay Moore; Morgana; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
We could have a living Darwin Award winner here.


38 posted on 04/28/2012 7:33:58 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gone_Postal

I present that! Just because I’m crazy, doesn’t mean I’m insane! .................................................................................................... FRegards


39 posted on 04/28/2012 8:15:54 PM PDT by gonzo ( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms ... FRegards)
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To: Clintonfatigued
“This is too funny. I just wish I could think of a good joke about it.”

“Never take a meth lab to a gunfight,” perhaps?

40 posted on 04/28/2012 8:20:47 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

41 posted on 04/28/2012 9:44:22 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Really? I mean, really???

Up here, we rely on our illegal contingent from Mexico to drive it up I5 for us.


42 posted on 04/28/2012 11:42:43 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000
Really? I mean, really??? Up here, we rely on our illegal contingent from Mexico to drive it up I5 for us.

To h*ll with that! Buy American!

43 posted on 04/28/2012 11:46:23 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL!

We can’t “buy American” up here.

The local gubmints have made that impossible by enabling the Mexicans. However, the local gubmints are, also, able to claim that there are no meth labs in the area.

And, so it goes...


44 posted on 04/28/2012 11:52:33 PM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: dixiechick2000

Someone should inform Pat Buchanan. ;^)


45 posted on 04/28/2012 11:58:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Okay! You first!

;o)


46 posted on 04/29/2012 12:11:02 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (This hobbit is looking for her pitchfork...God help the GOP if I find it.)
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To: canuck_conservative; FatherofFive

This only qualifies as an honorable mention Darwin award, unless sterility is fully documented.


47 posted on 04/29/2012 4:45:02 AM PDT by verga (Party like it is 1773)
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To: martin_fierro

Reminds me I just can’t wait till the next (final) season of Breaking Bad.


48 posted on 04/29/2012 7:31:49 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Morgana

Major LOL going on over here.


49 posted on 04/29/2012 7:34:36 AM PDT by savedbygrace (But God.)
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To: verga

I thought full removal from the gene pool (death) was required of Darwin Award winners. Anyway, if there was ever any doubt how dumb some of the populus is,then this is a case study.


50 posted on 04/29/2012 7:35:46 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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