Meth Lab Explodes In Man’s Pants

CBS St. Louis ^ | Friday, April 27, 2012 | Staff

[canuck_conservative]

OKMULGEE, Okla. (AP) - The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop.

Tulsa television station KOTV reports the incident happened shortly after midnight Friday in Okmulgee County. Authorities say the man tried to run away when the trooper asked him about a chemical smell.

Trooper Shiloh Hall says the man had an active meth lab in his pants that burst during a struggle with the trooper. The man was checked out by emergency personnel and booked in the Okmulgee County jail on a drug charge.

A portable meth lab is also known as a one-pot lab, where a smaller batch of the drug is manufactured.

[canuck_conservative]

From the site:

"Is that a meth lab in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

[Hegemony Cricket]

Laughed loud and long at the headline!

[fatnotlazy]

Is he singing soprano?

[synbad600]

TTIUWP.

[maine yankee]

....’Hot Pockets’

[SpaceBar]

Aside from the comical content of the story, journalists seem to be somewhat fuzzy regarding what constitutes a “laboratory” and a reaction vessel. Whether it’s a deliberate attempt to dumb-down the audience, journalistic lazyness, or a mixture of both is unclear.

[mikrofon]

Never a good idea to keep the condenser running for “stimulation”....

[Eepsy]

Unghh....

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

I guess his crank got crank’ed

[nuconvert]

Bad place for a meth lab

[Autonomous User]

[ClearCase_guy]

Whether it’s a deliberate attempt to dumb-down the audience, journalistic lazyness, or a mixture of both is unclear.

A few weeks ago, there was a story about an elderly woman who had served as a radio operator many years ago. The journalist reported that the woman had received messages in Morris Code.

Ignorance and Laziness. That's what J-School teaches 'em.

[Lazamataz]

Best.

Headline.

Ever.

[NEWwoman]

Gives new meaning to “Breaking Bad” in your pants!

[Pearls Before Swine]

Meth lab—shaken, not stirred.

[Anti-Bubba182]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeSXvATLmSU

[SpaceBar]

I’ll take stuff thats dangerous to perform even inside a fume hooded lexan glove box with a nearby eyewash station while wearing a rubber apron and goggles for $500 Alex.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Indigent idiots like this guy are bankrupting burn units and forcing them to shut their doors.

[tumblindice]

I’ve got a party in my pants and you’re invited.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W_u4UTvk9w

[richmwill]

He picked a hell of a week to stop sniffing glue.

[Vigilanteman]

In a previous life, I spent two weeks in a county hospital's burn ward escaping from a fire. There was one dude there who had fused his fingers together from smoking in bed. Couldn't even hold a cig anymore. He would periodically scream for a nurse to come and hold a lighted cig to his mouth to address his nicotine fit. That's a serious addiction! I've seen stoners give up weed with far less trouble.

[Clay Moore]

ping!

[Gone_Postal]

[stylecouncilor]

Ping

[hinckley buzzard]

The journalist reported that the woman had received messages in Morris Code.

LOL! The messages probably came from Road Island.

[goseminoles]

A “ lab” is simply a 2 liter bottle..

[CrazyIvan]

“In a previous life, I spent two weeks in a county hospital's burn ward escaping from a fire.”

Great fun, isn't it. I had a radiator blow up in my face
about 25 years ago. I still get a little queasy when I smell
antifreeze.

[NoLibZone]

He had a crack lab in his shorts!

[Pinkbell]

And this, this is why you shouldn’t buy illegal drugs off the street - you never know where they’ve been.

[Morgana]

[I Drive Too Fast]

LOL

[Chode]

pretty much...

[FlingWingFlyer]

I wonder why meth addicts and Islamoterrorists always think their underwear is a good place to hide stuff. Their genitals are in there! Idiots!

[Mobties]

Also in his pants: a self-administered IQ test.

[Clintonfatigued]

This is too funny. I just wish I could think of a good joke about it.

[Rocky]

Man takes chance
Plants bomb in pants
No more romance
For druggie boy.

[TomServo]

[Slings and Arrows]

We could have a living Darwin Award winner here.

[gonzo]

I present that! Just because I’m crazy, doesn’t mean I’m insane! .................................................................................................... FRegards

[decal]

“This is too funny. I just wish I could think of a good joke about it.”

“Never take a meth lab to a gunfight,” perhaps?

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[dixiechick2000]

Really? I mean, really???

Up here, we rely on our illegal contingent from Mexico to drive it up I5 for us.

[Slings and Arrows]

Really? I mean, really??? Up here, we rely on our illegal contingent from Mexico to drive it up I5 for us.

To h*ll with that! Buy American!

[dixiechick2000]

LOL!

We can’t “buy American” up here.

The local gubmints have made that impossible by enabling the Mexicans. However, the local gubmints are, also, able to claim that there are no meth labs in the area.

And, so it goes...

[Slings and Arrows]

Someone should inform Pat Buchanan. ;^)

[dixiechick2000]

Okay! You first!

;o)

[verga]

This only qualifies as an honorable mention Darwin award, unless sterility is fully documented.

[catfish1957]

Reminds me I just can’t wait till the next (final) season of Breaking Bad.

[savedbygrace]

Major LOL going on over here.

[catfish1957]

I thought full removal from the gene pool (death) was required of Darwin Award winners. Anyway, if there was ever any doubt how dumb some of the populus is,then this is a case study.