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Udder confusion: Cows flee cops on Marsha Sharp Freeway
KCBD Lubbock ^
| 10-14-2011
| Staff
Posted on 10/14/2011 1:26:01 PM PDT by atomic conspiracy
LUBBOCK, TX (KCBD) -
Two cows caused a traffic jam Friday morning when they got loose on the Marsha Sharp Freeway.
The cows were being loaded up from the Texas Tech Animal and Food Sciences Center when they made a break for it. It took a combination of 10 police units and ropers from the Texas Tech ranching team to catch them both.
One cow was caught off the MSF between Quaker Avenue and Slide Road. The other cow jumped through a law office window before being captured on 19th Street and Avenue Q behind Lubbock High School.
The cows are being taken back to the livestock center in New Deal.
KCBD NewsChannel 11 will continue to track this story and bring you any updates as soon as they become available.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: beef; napl; roundup; texastech
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Was this a trial run for the upcoming bovine revolution? Be prepared! Stock up on guns, ammo, and barbecue sauce! Oh, and sauteed onions, don't forget the onions.
Cows with Guns
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window before being captured
couldn’t make it to a consulate I reckun.
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:29:03 PM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
To: atomic conspiracy
Mushrooms! Gotta have ‘shrooms.......
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:30:07 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Furthermore, I think Obama must be impeached....................)
To: shibumi
They’re baaaa-aaack! ping.
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:31:24 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
To: Red Badger
A snake!
A SNAKE!
[no, I won’t post it]...LOL
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:36:09 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Alice Cooper hit me with a stick.)
To: atomic conspiracy
Everyone who makes that pun should be fined $100 by Freerepublic for the fund raiser.
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:37:58 PM PDT
by
DManA
To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:37:58 PM PDT
by
swain_forkbeard
(Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:38:53 PM PDT
by
Brandonmark
(2012: Our Hope IS Change!)
To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:39:06 PM PDT
by
griswold3
(Character is Destiny)
To: atomic conspiracy
ping us when the cops have shot the “perps.”
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:47:02 PM PDT
by
the invisib1e hand
(...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:49:34 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window before being captured on 19th Street and Avenue Q behind Lubbock High School.
_____________________________________________
Smart cow. Knew she was in a world of trouble - so she went to a lawyer.
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:56:54 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
To: atomic conspiracy
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posted on
10/14/2011 1:59:23 PM PDT
by
frithguild
(We admitted we were powerless over government - that out lives had become unmanageable)
To: atomic conspiracy; Slings and Arrows
“Moo...”
[BANG!]
“...Mooo.”
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posted on
10/14/2011 2:03:34 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
To: atomic conspiracy
[cue Mac Davis, “(Lubbock,) Texas In My Rear View Mirror”]
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posted on
10/14/2011 2:09:58 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
To: atomic conspiracy
The other cow jumped through a law office window-
was cited for a MOOOVING violation.
To: RichInOC; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The cows were being loaded up from the Texas Tech Animal and Food Sciences Center Talk about a cow college.
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posted on
10/14/2011 3:12:22 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: RichInOC
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posted on
10/14/2011 3:12:36 PM PDT
by
marty60
To: Slings and Arrows
I ain’t gonna say it. Nope.
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posted on
10/14/2011 4:50:53 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Wait, what?)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/14/2011 5:19:29 PM PDT
by
siamesecats
(God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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