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Julian Assange Promises Unpublished Cables Contain “References To UFOs”
Mediaite.com ^ | 12/03/2010 | Jon Bershad

Posted on 12/03/2010 5:10:13 PM PST by OldDeckHand

Just a few days after NASA announced the revolutionary discovery of an arsenic-based lifeform, many Americans are still responding with a “Cool, but can I have laser gun fights with it?” Well, get ready for another chance to be horribly disappointed at information about honest to goodness aliens! In an interview answering reader submitted questions with The Guardian, Julian Assange promises that the rest of the classified cables that he hasn’t released yet contain “references to UFOs!” Clearly we’ll all be flying around on speeder bikes by the end of the year.

Here’s the relevant quote:

“Mr Assange,
have there ever been documents forwarded to you which deal with the topic of UFOs or extraterrestrials?

Julian Assange:
Many weirdos email us about UFOs or how they discovered that they were the anti-christ whilst talking with their ex-wife at a garden party over a pot-plant. However, as yet they have not satisfied two of our publishing rules.

1) that the documents not be self-authored;
2) that they be original.

However, it is worth noting that in yet-to-be-published parts of the cablegate archive there are indeed references to UFOs.”


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: assange; crazy; espionage; homosexualagenda; humor; satire; ufo
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Just when you thought the circus tent couldn't get any bigger, or fuller.
1 posted on 12/03/2010 5:10:15 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

Oh my!!! There goes Area 51 ..........


2 posted on 12/03/2010 5:12:48 PM PST by Mr_Moonlight
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To: OldDeckHand

If these ‘cables’ get out to the American public, the lives of millions of aliens will be endangered.


3 posted on 12/03/2010 5:15:29 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: OldDeckHand

Why should we expect nothing short of a world-class flameout from this dope?


4 posted on 12/03/2010 5:15:35 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (oy.)
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To: SunkenCiv

ufo ping


5 posted on 12/03/2010 5:16:59 PM PST by ColdOne (GOP just say NO. Well that was the plan, what happened? No common ground, EVER!)
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To: OldDeckHand

This is where Wikiboy loses it! LOL! I’m not interested in UFOs but I will be anxiously awaiting his release of the cables about the Chupacabra and Bigfoot!


6 posted on 12/03/2010 5:16:59 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Sittin' in da back of da bus since January 2009.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Now we learn that Obama’s father was not from Kenya after all, but from outer space.

That’s where he got that green hair, which the MSM photographers have finally stopped photoshopping.


7 posted on 12/03/2010 5:19:49 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius.)
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To: Cicero
'Now we learn that Obama’s father was not from Kenya after all, but from outer space."

Listen, with those ears, that is entirely believable. They certainly seem substantial enough for interplanetary communication.

8 posted on 12/03/2010 5:22:18 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: the invisib1e hand
Why should we expect nothing short of a world-class flameout from this dope?

I mean, "...anything short of..."

9 posted on 12/03/2010 5:23:27 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (oy.)
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To: OldDeckHand

UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.


10 posted on 12/03/2010 5:25:01 PM PST by LottieDah (Exterminate the 'Rats and save the Republic!)
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To: OldDeckHand

UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.


11 posted on 12/03/2010 5:25:11 PM PST by LottieDah (Exterminate the 'Rats and save the Republic!)
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To: OldDeckHand

We already know of one UFO message that leaked out years ago, which came from the Defense Attache out of the Tehran embassy in the 1970s where he reported of two Iranian F4s chasing a big UFO. So Assange, you better have some good ones that we don’t know about. LoL.


12 posted on 12/03/2010 5:28:13 PM PST by Red Steel
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To: OldDeckHand
LOL....Will have to keep an eye on AboveTopSecret this weekend...WHOA! That should be pure comedic gold (even though they won't realize it)...

Oh, wonder if that hoagland guy will get on the bandwagon..

13 posted on 12/03/2010 5:28:46 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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To: Cicero

Na-Nu Na-Nu


14 posted on 12/03/2010 5:28:55 PM PST by hflynn
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To: Quix; Las Vegas Dave

check it...


15 posted on 12/03/2010 5:30:33 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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To: LottieDah
"UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos."

Don't forget the cow mutilations. Aliens love them some mutilated cow.

16 posted on 12/03/2010 5:33:14 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: OldDeckHand

Aliens love probing yahoos, mutilating cows and making crop circles. Must not forget the crop circles!


17 posted on 12/03/2010 5:35:18 PM PST by LottieDah (Exterminate the 'Rats and save the Republic!)
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To: Michael Barnes; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; aragorn; areafiftyone; ...

Of possible interest ping...


18 posted on 12/03/2010 5:36:40 PM PST by Las Vegas Dave (To anger a Conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a Liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Wikileaks --- Batboy Origins Revealed!


19 posted on 12/03/2010 5:37:00 PM PST by Mr_Moonlight
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To: OldDeckHand

“IT’S A COOKBOOK!”


20 posted on 12/03/2010 5:38:58 PM PST by socal_parrot (I hate to say I told you so, but...)
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To: OldDeckHand

Finally, the truth will be revealed, UFO’s are piloted by Bigfoot.


21 posted on 12/03/2010 5:39:07 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: OldDeckHand

Not a defender of Assange, but what he says here could easily mean nothing more than that some official somewhere said that he had received reports about UFO’s.


22 posted on 12/03/2010 5:39:39 PM PST by Stirner
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

I'm convinced now.

23 posted on 12/03/2010 5:41:03 PM PST by Mr_Moonlight
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To: LottieDah
UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.

It is passe to assume they traveled light years when everyone knows they entered by the dimensional door.

Why take the train when everyone else just folds space.

24 posted on 12/03/2010 5:42:00 PM PST by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

“Finally, the truth will be revealed, UFO’s are piloted by Bigfoot.”

You Idjit’. Bigfeets are trans-dimensional beings. They pop in and out of our reality and don’t depend on mechanical transportation. Some people.


25 posted on 12/03/2010 5:42:46 PM PST by dljordan ("His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him")
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To: LottieDah
UFOs...extraterrestrials are going to travel light years just to land in dark wooded areas to “probe” frat boys and toothless yahoos.

I'm not a kook but do believe "life" is out there. However, if you were the one that traveled millions of light years; would you not check things out on the "perimeter" instead of landing in the middle of L.A. (or any other big city)? Chances are, you're not coming with an armada.

26 posted on 12/03/2010 5:43:28 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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To: Stirner
Not a defender of Assange, but what he says here could easily mean nothing more than that some official somewhere said that he had received reports about UFO’s.

That's the way I read it too. Depending on which countries the cables come from will paint a better picture. If it's Russia or the U.K. admitting; hmmmm....If it's Kenya? pfft.

27 posted on 12/03/2010 5:45:49 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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To: hflynn

Na-Nu Na-Nu
********************
Shazbot!


29 posted on 12/03/2010 5:48:27 PM PST by Irenic
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To: OldDeckHand

I’m holding out for Bigfoot.


30 posted on 12/03/2010 5:50:11 PM PST by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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To: dljordan
You wait and see. The very reason no Bigfoot body has ever been found is due to the fact that UFO’s pick up their own! Further, Chupacabra guards the UFO’s when they land and Bigfoot is out terrorizing the Seattle area. I know these things as I am Bigfoot's love child!!!!!!!
31 posted on 12/03/2010 5:50:42 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Michael Barnes; All

I would be satisfied if somebody could just logicaly explain alll the architecture, the buildings made of 100 ton rocks,the so called landing strip in peru with the 600 foot drawings seen from the air and all the undersea cities that have been discovered when mans greatest achievment at the time was a grass or mud hut.


32 posted on 12/03/2010 5:57:08 PM PST by eastforker (Visit me at http://www.eastforker.com)
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To: OldDeckHand
"Julian Assange promises that the rest of the classified cables that he hasn’t released yet contain “references to UFOs!”

Maybe these documents contain info about our alien president?

33 posted on 12/03/2010 5:57:55 PM PST by StormEye
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To: OldDeckHand
I told you to kill him...But Nooooooo...
34 posted on 12/03/2010 5:58:58 PM PST by BigCinBigD (Northern flags in South winds flutter...)
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To: Michael Barnes

Caught it on ATS.

Thanks.

Will see what he discloses. Supposedly none of those have been released yet, IIRC.


35 posted on 12/03/2010 6:13:57 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: eastforker

Okay, the “landing strips” and GIANT depictions of animals is puzzling; have to give you that.


36 posted on 12/03/2010 6:14:27 PM PST by Michael Barnes (Guilty of being White.)
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To: OldDeckHand

Sounds like some uninformed biases are influencing your perspective.

Why wouldn’t there be some serious comments about UFO’s in that many classified cables?


37 posted on 12/03/2010 6:15:03 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: LottieDah

Given the massive amount of data around . . . your brazenly gross lack of awareness, information is very telling.


38 posted on 12/03/2010 6:16:46 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: LottieDah
"frat boys and toothless yahoos."
39 posted on 12/03/2010 6:17:37 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: Michael Barnes

Could be interesting.

Probably wouldn’t be much more than the routine sorts of reports embassies forward about sightings, crashes etc. and have done for at least 6 decades.

Routine, that is, for those aware of such goings on.


40 posted on 12/03/2010 6:18:23 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: OldDeckHand

Some whistleblowers claim that only half the cattle mutilations are done by the critters now. . . . with the other half done by the oligarchy’s black ops folks.


41 posted on 12/03/2010 6:19:09 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: OldDeckHand

Whatever Wiki releases on the subject (if anything) will be dull and unremarkable.


42 posted on 12/03/2010 6:19:59 PM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: ps2

Agreed.


43 posted on 12/03/2010 6:20:39 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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To: OldDeckHand
Don't forget the cow mutilations. Aliens love them some mutilated cow.

I just had some mutilated cow in my fajitas tonight. Marinated Flat Iron Steak...that's some tasty beef my FRiends.

44 posted on 12/03/2010 6:23:54 PM PST by BreezyDog
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To: BreezyDog
"Marinated Flat Iron Steak...that's some tasty beef my FRiends. "

Flat Iron. That's a good, but relatively unknown cut. That's a close second to my favorite, the Hanger Steak.

45 posted on 12/03/2010 6:28:22 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: Quix
"Why wouldn’t there be some serious comments about UFO’s in that many classified cables?"

UFOs as in purely unidentified objects? Sure. UFOs as in visitors from outer space? Probably not.

Although, it doesn't say what's being said, or who is saying it. They could be talking about Chavez or some other nut-job who's known to get his crazy on.

46 posted on 12/03/2010 6:30:40 PM PST by OldDeckHand
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To: AEMILIUS PAULUS

You’re killing me here! So, you’re really hairy, you smell and you steal human babies?


47 posted on 12/03/2010 6:43:42 PM PST by dljordan ("His father's sword he hath girded on, And his wild harp slung behind him")
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To: Michael Barnes; LottieDah; Darksheare; The Comedian
However, if you were the one that traveled millions of light years; would you not check things out on the "perimeter" instead of landing in the middle of L.A. (or any other big city)?

The last time some aliens landed in L.A., their craft ended up in a Watts chop-shop.

48 posted on 12/03/2010 6:48:53 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: dljordan

Aliens are REAL!


49 posted on 12/03/2010 6:52:20 PM PST by CurlyBill (1-20-13 can't get here fast enough!)
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To: OldDeckHand

Some of the better scientists . . . e.g. Jacque Vallee . . . have asserted that they come from

another dimension . . .

in fact, a spiritual dimension.

. . . which fits with their evident identity as

. . . fallen angels.


50 posted on 12/03/2010 7:00:44 PM PST by Quix (Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
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